Mark Adkins
1. What's the deal with you always wearing womens clothes on stage and sticking drumsticks up your ass?
2. Do you know any other adjectives to describe food other than yummy and delicious?
3. How does it feel to be in a washed up punk band at the ripe old age of 39?
4. I have a yummy recipe for a martini made with capers. Would you like to try it?
5. Who's hairier? You or porn star Ron Jeremy aka the Hedgehog.
The Mark Adkins Story - Page 1
I, Mark Adkins was born of a Jackal and raised by gypsies in the outback of Australia. Where I learned how to sing through my nose and dance around like a fairy.
at a very youg age i found it entertainig to masturbate with sandpaper. this, my friends is why my dick is calused and always has a blister or two. some people think i have some fucked up disease and well actually i do, but, it's a disease of the mind.
The mind diease of cock craving! I crave Cabel's cock like a homeless man craves freebasing. I Think the beatings he gave me in high school made me fall in love with him or something gay like that. I hope he doesnt read this or he will know I am a faggot
then throught high school cabel Adams and his bully friends beat the fuck out of me and made me suck my own dick in front of crowds of people, as they threw cornnuts at me and laughed until they fell down pissing their pants from laughter.
Ever since those day i get great enjoyment from rubbing cheese on my tender pussy ass.
one time i got crazy enough to actually have anal sex with a deer. my momma wouldn't let me, so i had to have anal sex with my momma and i wish i could have had sex with the deer because my momma weighs 900 pounds.
Once I went to the blink-182 concert and I wore a shrit that said TOM IS SO HOT!!!
My new album really sucked
Fuck me in the ass HARD motherfuckers!
I like to pet little dogs but only in the early to mid morning
once, after a long night of drinking and coke, i woke up next to rather large and hairy older man, and a twelve year old boy. normally in this situation, i wouldn't know what to do. but on this particular morning, everything just seemed right. greg, th
e older one, danny, the 12 year old, and i went out for breakfast at a small tea shop down the street from the alley we woke up in. after a great breakfast and talk with my new friends, we realized that we all had a rather unusual interest in knitting and
anal sex. funny how that works isn't it? we've kept in touch over the years, but i feel that now danny is in high school and greg is a prostitute, things just arent the same. sure we still get together and knit, but its not like it used to be.
I FOUND THAT MY PENIS HAD SHRUNK TO THE SIZE OF A STACK OF DIMES WHEN I JUMPED INTO THE POOL THAT EVENING, I COULDNT DO ANYTHING BUT SIT AND CRY IN THE CORNER, BY THE FLOATIES AND HALF EATEN PUKE BURGER I HAD SO GENEROUSLY GORGED MYSELF ON...
i remember when danny and i found greg asleep in a field next to a rather disturbed goat, boy oh boy was that a crazy night. i'll never forget the good times we had.
SERIOUSLY FOLKS, IT WAS GRAND, AND ON THAT NOTE I THINK IM GOING TO TAKE A LARGE TRIPPLE RIPPLE VIBRO PLUG AND RAM MY NEIGHBORS DOG IN THE ASS REPEATEDLY, (IM SICK OF THE BARKING, AND MAMMAL GLIDE)
OKAY, IM BACK..I HAD MY REGULAR BRAN MUFFIN, ...OH WAIT, GET IT 'REGULAR, BRAN' OKAY ANYWAY
I smoke crank and scrape glass dicks all day
as anyone might know, I'm still undergoing troubles after the surgery I had last week. I don't know what metric sytem thise damn docters are using here, but it didn't grow up to 4 inches.... Well, I guess it's tweezer time again....
so i pulled my touge out of his ass and bailed the fuck out...
then i smacked hammer time in the face and blew his freind the turtle...geez that was funny...Hey Mikey!!! 0o0o0o0o0o0
oh geez that lil mexican/vietnameese boy is cute, i would hit that every night, and damn he sure does have a nice porn stash under his bed!!
Today i gave birth to a large gerbal - aka a camel and queved a uretha
once the uretha ruptured i found i would goto the next concert, booked for auckland New zealand
that place rocks and we really should make another album and name one of the songs Filthy Feral Beast WHSU to show how much we like playing in New Zealand with all the sheep shaggers represent
PS - never give a chainsaw to a evil dagwood dog on Ritalin
i like to pleasure men behind the local supermarket for nickels (brings in geat cash)
p.p.s never mix reeses candy with vodka- you get an awful explosion in you're innards and you end up shitting you're pants for hours!! nasty!
AHHH...I LOVE DREAMS
I've got 2 words for you : peanut butter on toast.
i am a homo-necro-bestapheliac
im also a fecal-feliac I LOVE SHIT!!!!!!
After I get done eating shit from my roomate Eduardo's mouth, I get out of bed and turn on pokemon. That pikachu guy gives me these funny feelings. Kinda like climbing the rope in gym class. Get what i'm saying? I sure would like to jump his bones.
Either that or fuck him in the ear.
With Janet Reno watching.
I'm not really making sense, so I would like to put my dick on your eyeball so you can see where I am cumming from.
I secretly yearn for this chick in Riverside named Jen (but shhhh don't tell her boyfriend).
Suck my balls
and then i bought the new cd whit kid rock and started to masterbate
Bryster er det bedste jeg ved!
i allso enjoy drinking tee while reading the news paper
at the same time that i fuck the dog
one time at band camp.......
we replaced each 15 year old with 3 five year olds, and not one of them had even heard of drugs...let alone smoked one off
mike zaleuke is sooooo hott too
Mark offers sex to anyone from the former yugoslavia
Mark needs epilady. Or something.
Bucket_O_Beef is gay.
when I was 5 years old I was kidnapped by Lazer and Binx and was repeatedly molested.
A little bit later, Mark decide that him and Guttermouth should go to Shawinigan in Quebec to play because he heard about everybody love Guttermouth there and evrybody want do cocaine and getting so drunk with. So he did a show there.
i have the name BRETT HART tattood on my ass with a big heart around it
The good old days....... never the less I am still as hariy as ever and decided to call my old bitch LAS PANTIMEDIAS. That boy can sure give a mean ass blow. He begged for me to give it to him up the ass and as the gentle man that i am. I said YES ofcourse
Ive been a depressed alcoholic since the mature age of 6
After the wonderful night of fudge packing and hide the sausage I decided to call the love of my life. She thinks I am the shit (which i am) Her name is ANTI-SLUG incase you were wondering. Me and her love to kick back and shve each others backs.
and when i went to Manitoba Canada....I got ass jacked by 14 guys at once, and i stuck my balls in this one guys face, and when i pulled back, all he said was "that was AWESOME"
Susie and a thin man found me in the park. I was walking slowly round the pond, making the bones in my nose tickle by hooting. Susie said my mother had tipped her off, after hearing my voice while throwing stones at the ducks. I had been there a day and a
I like to shit in my pants also
After the wonderful night of fudge packing and hide the sausage I decided to call the love of my life. She thinks I am the shit (which i am) Her name is ANTI-SLUG incase you were wondering. Me and her love to kick back and shve each others backs.
then there was a riot and he found out his source lied.....then he died
but then he came back to life reincarnated as a bumble bee
then some little kid decided it would be funny to catch mark the bumble bee and cut off his wings...so he did
so he bumbles around all day, looking for gay bees to fuck in teh ass
then mark the bumble bee got pissed off and stung the little kid in the nads then died
without any wings
tragic, isnt it ?
I was flying thru the air when i saw this guy molesting this lil boy needless to say it was The well know pedophile lazer. He pretends to be me by using fake e-mails and to get lil boys to send him dirty e-mails. Just like he tricked that Penis Envy
then he was reincarnated as a .......
BIG FUCKIN .... UMMMM.....
a
pig
and rolled in ud and shit all day...but its not like i didnt rolll in shit when i was a human, i stuck my dick in it everyday
who cares fuck, back to the adkins story
then my good piggy meatness got processed and sold as yummy pork rinds
yet again im dead
now im reincarnated as lesbian
damn im unhappy
so i commited suicide....then i got reincarnated as.....
SOUNDS LIKE LAZER'S LIFE TO ME
I also like to have love affairs with 17 year old girls...they are the best!
and i smoke crack 7 times a day
well enough about the senseless things in life. I am going to give you guys a stripe show in the house of blues. Please take a stick so you can poke me in the ass
Anyway, I was reincarnated as a freakish combination of a squid and a porn start (known to many as Devon) with chair legs for nipples, and auto-masturbatory tentacles. Once when I was swimming along, and I say those FAGGOTS PROPAGHANDI giving a priest head
ass ass ass
in my ass ass ass
i lie it up my ass ass ass
After that, the Propaghandi sisters skipped on over to their girlfriends, the Blue-Eyed Devils...after many hours of bang and suck they fell asleep. Thats when I jumped in and lashed them both to death with my Tentacle-style Tae Bow
then i got hungry
and decided to eat their bodies
and become xSTRAIGHT EDGEx
then after listening to hours of nofx...fat mike jumped out of my cd player and spanked me...then i went back to drungs and alchole...fuck SxE
LAS PANTIMEDIAS IS MY WHORE
then i got bored and ate my own arm off
I won't see you in the pit!!!!
then i realized that PROPAGANDHI is better then my faggy band, for real !
BUT THE SICKOS™ ARE EVEN BETTER!!! - They play a brand of punk called Fuck Punk
well enough about the senseless things in life. I am going to give you guys a stripe show in the house of blues. Please take a stick so you can poke me in the ass
mark is quite possibly the biggest faggot i've ever seen!!!!!!!11
sometimes i get my inspiration for writing songs by having my roommate jim beat me in the ass unmerciful like that explains covered with ants
sometimes i wish i sold out earlier and enjoyed success like my boyfriends the offspring.boy i love sucking their cock and balls !!!!11
onetime i was sold a bunk bag of coke and traded it to get my hooker mom out of jail she sucked me off real good for that one!!!!
I hadn't even heard of the sickos but by the way this guy is descibing them, I knew they were gay.
i love to fondle underage boys ... hmm ... maybe i should become a priest ?
Then i decided to shave all my hair off, coat myself in lard and run naked through the streets!
i love mark, he is very sexy. grrrrrr.
i love mark, he is very sexy. grrrrrr.
Then i decided to shave all my hair off, coat myself in lard and run naked through the streets!
Aha an underage boy mmm underage boys
But later my hair grew back twice as thick and i couldnt see my own shriveled penis which was nothing new but this time it was due to so much hair!
i can't understand you. speak louder. there's a penis in your mouth.
ASS SEX RULES
stick it in my ass please (
but not in my peepee hole!
So i decided to be unusual. But i couldn't find the core that was right for me.....
Ahh yes, now I remember....Apple core....sideways....you know.?.
So like I was saying....we play this show in whyoming and this bitch is trying to get my mini-muscle when her dad grabs me. And she was only 11, but he was really cool with it.
i regret to inform you that Mark Adkins, "The Hairiesy man in the world" has passed away on the evening of august 9,2001, apperently from trying to de-hair himself completely... he went into shcok, was brought to a local hospital, and died.
He will be most remembered for his "shit throwign monkeys" fiasco... he will most certainly be missed by the punk rock community
I love to rub myself down with WARM CAT SEMEN BEFORE TY FUCKS ME IN THE ASS WITH HIS DRUM STICKS
I like to fondle Bucket_O_Beef's naked breasts.
the guava is my favourite vegetable
Hilary Clinton gets me erect
Play-Doh gets me erect
Man I am a wanker
I fucked all the punk bands on the Warped Tour
I hope there are hot people in the other countrys we goto
I wish I could have been in the movie Planet of the Apes then we could have had a sex sceen in the movie........boy would have i liked a piece of thoughs monkeys ass
my band is aweful, but it's cool to sell out, that way....all the real punks can kick my ass when they see me on the street.
i am pathetic, i made my band guttermouth sell out and stole the vandals drummer, i fucking suck ass. please, someone kill me when they see me on tour! thanks a bunch!
Too bad we didnt steel the vandals drummer fuck nut, try jugheads revenge
I mine steel
speaking of ass...my shoes dont fit on my feet anymore because i killed a cat, ripped it in half and put half in each of my shoes, mmmm fells so good
feels even
errrr..
hi
i did the bits at the b0tt0m 0f the page
and it was funny
why am i d0ing this?
because mark adkins is a fuckin ass loving, fudage pakcin queer
I took a chance and shit my pants
Mark and his chums sure put on a jolly fine music show, gee they sure are a swell bunch of guys.
I met this real nice girl at a show in Tilburg, who was xSTRAIGHT EDGEx and I completely agreed with her positive way of thinking and decided to become xSTRAIGHT EDGEx myself again.
Then I realized I was too fucking hairy to be straight edge, so I scraped the dry skin and fungus off my feet, and mainlined it.
It left a funny taste in my mouth
EARTH CRISIS ARE WAY BETTER THAN GUTTERMOUTH!
I liked it, more than Ty likes drunken red neck punkers in Mr. T shirts, fisting his cymbals....and he likes that a lot.
I bought an album by the marvellous xSTRAIGHT EDGEx band EARTH CRISIS that I found way better then guttermouth and went to a piercing store. Thats wher e I got my belly button pierced
Shell fish makes me break out in hives
I had crab and scallops for lunch
I'm so red and lumpy, I look like Matthew Shepherd's ass
Guttermouth are not as good as NOFX!!
( . )( . ) tities mark wants big fatt tities
hang on a second i need to shave
that shaving routines gunna take more than a second
O\\\\\\\D~~~~~~~(_)_)
buttkiss
lazer is a disturbed individual that has cybersex w/ underage boys.
ASS SEX STIL RULES
that and eh, Bucket's breasts aren't all that fondleworthy.
PIETA SHOUDL DIE PLEASE (that and she ain't got no taste at all, in music or otherwise)
So i grabed him by the toes and made his sing to Jupiter, he can really hit those high notes
then i cruised around the so called in ter net
and found a site called Iggy'z pad
click me
click me
so to go it
single male 18 wooo
im punk im punk lalalalalalla im punk im punk lalallaa wo wants part of my mohawk
e-mail me!
i like poo i like pee you dont know me
i wanna be hardcore
I like it when Ty (the drummer) rubs my nipples!
Then, one magical morning, i was awoken by a hearty punch in the neck, only to realize that the gentleman that had delivered this rather unsavory awakening to me was none other than Ed Romanov, of the Romanov dynasty. I was so flattered!
I promptly rose and greeted him with a poke to the neck, to which he responded with a girlish giggle and a wormish wiggle! I love Ed Romanov so much, sometimes it hurts.
This particular instance of overwhelming love hurt my genatalia, and i came to find out he doesnt like to be poked in the neck, lest it be with a black hard cock. I explained to him that my cock was neither black nor hard, so i could not oblige his needs.
Boy, was he upset at this discovery!
But an upset Ed Romanov can easily be appeased with a couple hits of ecstasy, and a dash of guinness.
alison and ty are gay
but im so hairry i have to shave first
but did i mention i love to play with my pet cows utter i think she likes it to
i love it when it squirts in my face
i like it so much i said it 3 times
... wanna get hi?
i ussually get hi by putting crack all over my dick and sucking it off and absorbing it through my ass you get twice the buzz
Sean F. is a homo and pees in his bed
im thirsty
POOP
CREW2KMlKE: hey
then Pieta said: ILL NEVER FUCKEN DIE (ok maybe I will BUT after you cuz im much X healthier X then YOU dumb fuck)
mmmmmmmm poop
then he fell into a romantic field of daisys and woke up next to a.......
lucky the luckiest donkey?!
wand luck ywa riding the dead carcass of my mother
I was shocked, realising I woke up next to a donkey, remembering the great time we had that night, the romantic field of daisys and the many condoms and realising it was fucking gross what I had done with the animal, I couldnt control myself anymore.
I took one of the condoms, totally covered with sticky donkey cum, and choked the animal with it. When I turned back to reality and saw the damage I had done I lot myself again and fled into the mists of the morning.
I took one of the condoms, totally covered with sticky donkey cum, and choked the animal with it. When I turned back to reality and saw the damage I had done I lot myself again and fled into the mists of the morning.
I swallowed it whole, then sold the donkey to Ty. He still has that donkey under his bed today. I wish I had that donnkey right now.
I also wish I was the chubby bassist out of Blink182. Maybe then I could fuck women and not lonely farmyard animals in open fields.
Here's an idea, your whimpering butt slammed premenstrual priest is a cock sucking dipshit.
If I were the ruler of Maine I'd stick a firecracker in your mouth, you dildo.
i new i joined the wrong band....wonder if n*sync are auditioning new members?
well as it goes Ty is already the spare stand in member of N*sync, so i should have no trouble joining...
i love N*sync so much i masturbate to them on MTV!
man do I ever like to molest old men and finger your grand father with ty's father's severed hand
When we were in regina, I met all these cool guys in a band called Coals To Newcastle,there the best band ever then I had sex with thier bassist erin scarth and the ignorent guitarist kevin wassil,robs cool though
.
I BET U GOT A NICE SET OF THOSE BOLOGNA TITS ON YA THERE, AINT THAT RIGHT BARREL ASS?
I love when Ty gives me a dirty Sanchez after he violates my inner colon
Donkey Punch this ASS WIPE!!!!!!!!!
one tme i had a wet dream and my dog licked the sheets
hell all you guys reading this shit i like ya ..fuck.. you can come over and fuck my sister
mark you faggot. lol! -clarke
but then youll have to lick my asshole too
So one day after I had Bephiled a woman's dog on her front lawn while the cat watched in amazement, I decided to go to the local arcade and look for the hotties. Upon my arrival I soon realized the place was crawling with hotties. and Hotties mom's..
You see all of the hotties were 8 years old. Fortunately Age has never discouraged me before, i once had sex with a lady on the night of her 89th birthday. Wow....lemme tell ya...she was expierienced!!!
I love AFI. I think Davey is so hot and I want him to stick his drumstick up my ass. I want Dill to lick my nuts. Jamie to beat me over the head with his guitar and Eric to finger his ass.
CHAPTER II
I like to eat women out as they are having their period. I like to remove their tampon and suck on their redish brown juices that flow from their soaking wet vagina. Mmm..it takes like and reminds me of Raspberry Ice Tea from Lipton.
and i killed kurt cobain
I was fuckin Coutney Love up the ass with Jamies dick when a carrot popped out of her pussy. We were so surprised at the vegetation flowwing freelly out of her snatch that we rounded up a heard of Bison and had them circle jerk on her. Funny thing was
even the bison needed to be drunk and blindfolded to fuckin do her. her lipstick was on crooked and her pussy stunk like a landfill outside of Queens.
So I punched the fuckin whore and walked off with her purse. The fucking police were at my house when I got home. Seams the time I had joined the Army I was supposed to go. Damned if I knew, I just wanted the free gift. Well, they were friendly peopl
so I fed them each a line of Coke and sent them on there way. I walked in the house to find that dick "Lucky" fuckin my god-damn girlfriend on the kitchen table. Never trust a donkey who fucks better looking women than you do. Filthy Fuck.
The worst part was Davis was sitting on lucky's back playing "Stairway To Heaven" on this shitty lookin Fender. I went to the frige for a beer but I was out. Went to the liquor cabinet but I was out. I decided to recycle and pissed in a cup. It was a
little warm at first but after last night, the alcohol content was pretty fuckin high.
bah!!!
And, at the Warped tour in st. louis, instead of playing a good show like the rest of my bandmates, i flossed my ass with a microphone chord, and hit on girls young enough to be my great-grandauaghters, they're 12 yr old boyfriends didnt like it.
after i exposed myself, the 12 year olds laughed at my infant penis: my baby dick; my small flacid fallis; the only good thing about hitting on those who arent of age is that they are to young to have syphillis or anything like i have and can't cure, ohwe
fart
I eat poopy
i am the real mark adkins and i am totally in love with all girls from ottawa, holy shit there's this hot slutty one there named anna i fucked her so many times oooo baby, she's a screamer... oh wait that was my mom...
i masturbate to the thought of chickens sometimes. and once in a while cats. i usually mastyrbate now at days using a bic pen, a skatebaord, a dictionary, and and eleastic band. my friend said i should try watching porn when i masturbate but i love chicken
sometimes when i masturbate, its red, and smells like tuna
But on the night of the conception of guttermouth i discovered a bridge between the two...Grandma called it beastilaity ...I called it my dream date....This as i said was the day the band came to be....After i had Decided to go buy a real chicken.
So we made a quick run out to IGA, and we all kinda ran in to each other while we had our penises stuck in the chickens we had yet to pay for...That was a cold night in prison lemme tell ya
However i was getting used to prison and i kinda liked being the expierienced guy with a group of friends with me...weall got to talking and it soon came out that all of us really enjoyed animals
So we had to channel our sexual powers in to one product...That product was originally called "Spittle on a coq" However we eventually settled on Guttermouth later cause it turns out there was a movie called "spittle on coq" it quickly became our favourit
movie. After we had a name and we had channeled our sexual prowess we needed to find a product. At first we tried Jismerettes, a combination of semen and Ciggerettes, hoever this was a flop at the health approval board and it never hit the market
So the we tried this funky product called "soap" unfortunatly it was way too filthy for approval and once again we returned to the drawing board!
After a number of failed products including "mark's fun gelly" and "name that bodily fluid" we finally came up with "Mark's Classic poetry" Then we had his poetry set to music rthat was made by retarded monkey's with no arms....no no not The monkey's
I am talking about actual monkeys. Later the monkey's were replaced after they unexplainedly contracted multiple std's. So we replaced it with the rest of the band. and guttermouth took it's current shape. Of course the band suffered.
The band suffered from a lack of talent. But this was quickly overcame by marketing genius and mos people don't realzi we don't even play our own instruments. Except when that bastard Milli Vanilli blew our cover... man we sure turned the table's on h
him
After relentless efforts writing poetry we said fuck it and returned to where it all started....Fucking chickens at IGA. of course it' never as good the second time around
Neither was the band....
I will be travelling across the country on a pogo-stick
And watching the monkeys fly out of my pimply ass
Penis
the monkeys that flew out my ass and penis were by now dipping their hairy nipples into a steaming concocktion of stomach bile
When the band was at the Warped Tour in Bozeman, MT this year, I saw this big ass. I thought,"Wow, that is a nice ass". It turned out that it was a cow and i had just realized that Beastiality seemed like fun.
SO, i ended up fucking the poor little calf in front of 6 cowboys eating yogurt. Good thing SUM 41 wasnt there or else they would have kicked my ass for taking their piece of ass. SUM 41 also likes sweet livestock ass!!
I MADE THIS HORRIBLE RADIO FRIENDLY ALBUM CALLED COVERED WITH ANTS THAT I URGE NOBODY TO BUY
guttermouth .... sellouts ? what do you think ....
sometimes i wish the chubby basest from blink 182 would fuck my ass so hard i pass out
errrm....did i say that out loud?
so then i had anal sex with all the boys in blink 182, because they are ass fucking lovers too. then we fucked ants, we were covered in them NS THAT S WHERE I GOT THE IDEA OF THE ALBUM, FORM ANAL SEX
so i decided to go to a farm and fuck some animals, but i foun some hot redneck boy to give it to me, but we had a threesome, with me him and a cow,
the cow sucking my dick while beining fucked in the ass.
no says neener neener says no
Even though the cow had mad cow disease, the sex was great and the redneck boy had a great asshole
Put the dick in the cocanut
Mark is a shitface ass knocker.
Mark is very sexy, even if he does have a 3 incher ..
Has anyone seen my dripping snatch?
WHats up with the jay and silent bob promo
Man I just fucked my grandpa
yummy
mark better be totally spun on cocaine this thursday at the house of blues cuz he was drunker than shit at my college in chico last may and he was so fucked up that he couldn't even get the words to his own songs right and he was slower than shit.
ripping through an asshole that's been burnt shut by a hot coal
Im gay
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its about time i am the featured member and not ty!!!
mark is a fat hoe that loves to eat poopies and smell his fingers after he fingers the rednecks and poops on them
mark is gay
nad rules
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and timmy had hot sweaty sex with men
so mark walked to the neighborhood bar and fell over drunk seeing mike hammer... he looked up and asked mike for a drink but mike just peed on his head, mike said " hey man get up you fag" and mark said no i like the floor mike started to hump mark
by the way the bobby thing is area code 714 =)
so mark walked to the neighborhood bar and fell over drunk seeing mike hammer... he looked up and asked mike for a drink but mike just peed on his head, mike said " hey man get up you fag" and mark said no i like the floor mike started to hump mark
Dureing all of this our good freind Sean Lear was makeing out with a baby while getting head from a 3 year old asian boy from thailand,yes thailand, he continued to have a sweaty gay threesome with the baby and the little boy
so mark walked to the neighborhood bar and fell over drunk seeing mike hammer... he looked up and asked mike for a drink but mike just peed on his head, mike said " hey man get up you fag" and mark said no i like the floor mike started to hump mark
Dureing all of this our good freind Sean Lear was makeing out with a baby while getting head from a 3 year old asian boy from thailand,yes thailand, he continued to have a sweaty gay threesome with the baby and the little boy
then timmy saw the action sean was getting an got jealous so he jerked it to the "gay bear" video
eww what the hell is the gay bear?
so bobby fayette came over to the bar and saw the humping and head and jerkin action and decides to get it froma budwieser bottle so he bent over and too k it
eww what the hell is the gay bear?
all the while mark and mike had sex then mike blew his load on marks back. he decides to move onto bobby... took the bud wieser bottle licked it off AND proceeded with it
but then mike and timmy wake up from the dream that they have just had and for some reason r in the same bed with there pants off wondering y they had just slept together
and then as mike looks up to timmy he wonders what all that white stuff around his mouth is
so mike and timmy begin to wake up when they realise there is a third member in the bed... bobby fayette, and he is in the total "gimp" outfot from pulp fickito
so mike and timmy begin to wake up when they realise there is a third member in the bed... bobby fayette, and he is in the total "gimp" outfot from pulp fickito
and then as mike looks up to timmy he wonders what all that white stuff around his mouth is
yeah
but then there is a 4th and 5th member by the name of sean lear and chris webb, hmm interesting, and then chris asks sean y he licked peanut butter off his nuts
but then sean wakes up from his drunken stuper and goes to his girlfriends house since he feels dirty for waking up with 3 guys
but then there is a 4th and 5th member by the name of sean lear and chris webb, hmm interesting, and then chris asks sean y he licked peanut butter off his nuts
and then a 6th member looks at bobby, its kc maw asking if bobby likes the dirty sanchez
so then when sean gets to his girlfriends house, he says he needs to take a shower and monica asks him y he is in womens undergarments
then sean lear starts to butt ram bobby ,and bobby loves it cause he is a big homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then a 6th member looks at bobby, its kc maw asking if bobby likes the dirty sanchez
then sean lear starts to butt ram bobby ,and bobby loves it cause he is a big homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and why he has brown stains on him
BOBBY LOVES BIG BLACK COCKS IN HIS ASS
then mike remembers he left mark in the bathroom at the ouse and all involved have a large orgy and bobby is the first to blow the first load and the second since he has two dicks!
and why he has brown stains on him
then mike remembers he left mark in the bathroom at the ouse and all involved have a large orgy and bobby is the first to blow the first load and the second since he has two dicks!
bobby likes double dragons
double dragon!
then mike blows his load into his own eye
as sean is getting into the shower, he also recalls that nite when he was drunk and had fun with maddie, heineken, skittles and jessica
BOBBY LOVES TO RAPE 10 YEAR OLD BOYS 4 FUN
then mike blows his load into his own eye
mmmm beefy
all of those names are names of either dogs or cats
mmmm beefy
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all of those names are names of either dogs or cats
then bobby licks up all of the mens messesz
as he gets out, monica asks sean, y the hell did u stop using ur god damn viagra since we were supposed to film tonite
bobby likes tight cat butt
then bobby gts jealous when he sees his massive ten story cock unfold
as he gets out, monica asks sean, y the hell did u stop using ur god damn viagra since we were supposed to film tonite
then bobby gts jealous when he sees his massive ten story cock unfold
that was supposedly done after the necessary surgery
then bobby gts jealous when he sees his massive ten story cock unfold
then as they are about to work, sean tells monica he learned a new trick, and that he can blow himself, then monica says hmm sean that is really kinky but kinda wierd
then bobby gts jealous when he sees his massive ten story cock unfold
then as they are about to work, sean tells monica he learned a new trick, and that he can blow himself, then monica says hmm sean that is really kinky but kinda wierd
so bobby comes over and shows sean up by suckin one dick while doing himself in the butt
... like a fax?
kicks sean's ass for re-injuring bobby's shoulder
who the fuck is that weirdo?
*fox
my name is noah love and i love to tea bag boys 4 fun
donkey puch me like im mike rojas baby
ask 4 mike rojas
mike r likes to tea bag noah after he ran 6 miles cause his balls are swetty
right. . . .
who the fuck is that weirdo?
i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis i like small penis
aaaaaaaagh
woo woo yeah!
i love blt.
You now the song Lucky the Donkey....well i was the one who fucked the donkey not my mom.......and i fucked a man named Roberto who sold burritos
i love to eat big fat dick.
I'm gai
Hey SCOTT eat my balls!!!!
Get a dog all of you!
I WANT SLUGGY TO SHAVE MY BUTT HAIR. iT'S BEEN A WHILE AND IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE CHUBAKA
THAT UGLY BITCH LOVEBUZZ NEEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT AND TAKE CARE OF HER CHILDREN BEFORE TRYING TO CYBER ME
I like to stick pencils up Ty's arsehole. It pumps him up before each show
i didn't kill anything but...
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claire sucks the big one! haha what a slut ... but i will mail her anyway
123 slam
i molest the little girl next door..gosh, i sure do love the smell of her 11 year old cunt
HEY CLAIRE, WANNA FUCK?
claire loves to fuck
if you want to fUck claire then email claire
THIS STORY SUCKS
if you want to fUck claire then email claire
this is marks weiner 8====D (actual size shown)
mike hammer woke up from yet another dream next to mark and tai and looked around. He got up and put his pants back on and said "listen guys, it was good but my heart belongs to bobby fayette"
orgy
so mike left the room and proceeded to the living room when he saw a drum set. Knowing how mike oves to make noise with a drum set he started to play and got the cops called and they found out that they all were having gay sex
and in order to get out of a ticket they all had to give the cops head, but what they didnt know is they were being filmed by the cops onboard camera
the movie ended up on the internet and gained popularity due to the quasi- popular people involved and soon rose on the porno charts to be knows as one of the BEST GAY PORN vids in the world
so mike, mark, and the cops became very very popular, while sitting alone at home masturbating to the care bears and wrestling vids while eating speghetteos was bobby wondering wy mike betrayed him
mike had a feeling he forgot something and then came to the stunning realisation that it was bobby, he ran to the house but on the way got pulled over by... yes the cops from the video
i am mark adkins and i fucked claire. thats some pretty nice pussy, although i prefer young boys
boo
scared me
You know what i always say? Cops are like cock, you just gotta love 'em!
I mean taking that big billy club, and hiding it in the only place i know makes me cum and cum again! It makes me want to grow a mustache! I'm gay and i love hairy weiners! LOVE Y'A!
mark adkins had a choice of dating me or my girlfriend and he dated me then he fucked me and i sucked his small penis then i gave him anal and he liked it and we touched each others hairy body parts..... we then masturbated non stop for 3 days....
in band camp.....mark stuck a flute up his ass and the camp counselor help him and then he showed the whole men band camp hiis as and it looked like a vagina so they were all grossed out but adkins saiid he was gay so the men got horny and fucked him
so anyway, this is Mark again. Man that shit felt good coming out! I figured after about 5 hours of waiting.......waiting..........and yet a little more waiting on the toilet, I might as well just give up. But ah, right as I was about to put my panties on
I let out the biggest crap of my life!--well, if you don't count that one of Ty's that I stuck up my ass, and shit right back out........but that's another story....
pooop is yummy to eat
she will eat your poopoo for a dime and a pencil
she is a fat dirty mexacin dike with a big weiner and shes half mexican half canadian and half yellow
send an IM to HURLEYqqq and ask him why he drives a fucking 1996 red mustang
HURLEYqqq likes it in the ass
I was born with a penis on his hand.... so he always likes it when his girlfriend holds his "hand"!!!!
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All these people are gay. As scienctists have discovered, gay people tend to have homosexual tendancies, such as the above names mentioned.
You know.. possibly i should update this website, add the new album to thr album section and maybe a lyrics page. Yes a lyrics page would be good, captain obvious helped me point that out.
ahhhhh
Big Knockers
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
and the monkey says lick my hairy nuts !
so then mark took the monkey and licked its nuts and spread peanut butter all over his small penis and let it lick it up while mike hammer furiously masturbated to gay jamaican porn
and then mark looked at mike and said " hy you sitting all the way over there?" and mike got up and began to engage in a three way with mark and the monkey with mike rojas and timmy sitting back now furiously masturbateing to the sticky pages of the porn
I mark Adkins love the feeling of slipping my penis into a young boys anus while wtahcing the outakes of oprah winfrey on the television.
i also enjoy furiously masturbating to porn involving a large hairy russian man and a young oiled up "slaveboy" entitled "the gay bear trains his slave boy to take it hard" you should download this sometime it is quite good
I mark adkins find it very hard to type with michael hammer masturbating me as i go but i will attempt to tell you a little about myself
i was raised in the pits of hell where i learned my trade of male prostitution, i became very popular with the rich males in hollywood and was then signed for a band called "guttermouth"? i didnt understand this but i figured id give it a shot.
with my half-assed lyrics i became the lead singer of the band and dressed in womens clothing to attract further customers of my previous trade. I then finally got to know the people i played with and met some people along the way like mike hammer.
Now you may think i and a "faggot" or whatever but i like to think of myself as a child molestor more than a fag, i get payed to sleep with men but i LOVE to sleep with boys
now the band became popular with some looser kids and they follow us around from show to show... i guess you could call us "punk" but that would be labeling us.
now lets flash back to my previous years in hell, i was molested by a large dragon like beast when i lived there, i called this beast father, my mother often was found sleeping with the devil himself, which leads me to the question, am i he spawn of satan?
well my father used to take me out back of our cave and beat me senseless and rape me, young boys from my neighborhood would come around and masturbate to the scene of my rape...
i had sex with one of these boys and found that was when i began my leathal attraction to sex with young boys, the kids name was bobby fayette and we had hot sweaty hellacious sex.
well when i was released from hell i started to realise my penis was larger than most males on this planet, but then i came to the realisation that i was released into a lab rats cage...
i became friends with the rat and i still live with him today in a slightly larger cag of course with new newspaper brought to us everyday and fresh water too, the rat doesnt like me much anymore because i deficate in areas more than he does and...
piss myself while i sleep and he finds this sick... but i do occasionally wake up with the rat sleeping next to me and my ass feeling slightly bruised... well after we first met i started to walk the streets and i found my body was usefull in attracting...
men, i then began high school where i previously said i was forced to suck my own dick infront of crowds... which i also found attracted males like the principal who fucked me in the ass after school everyday.
i like to put penut butter on my testicles and let my dog lick it up
i like to put penut butter on my testicles and let Brian Ford lick it up
brian ford i fucked him and i barely even felt it. I was like are you in yet and he was like i'm done. You know I love you guys but that one time at band camp someone put peanut butter on there testicles.
Kraft cheese slices feel good around my cock.
they melt so deliciously in my aardvarks mouth. there was a day my mom walked into the room while my cockcheese was in his mouth so I called her a hornyvaginacocksuckingbitchfaceddir tycuntwhoreslut nd then
she started sticking her finger up my butt as she loves so much.
that was the day I learned the pleasure of ramming things up assess.
Davey Havok from AFI is gay and he tried to molest me in a warped tour restroom.
so I bent him over and fucked him like a barenakedbabypuppy. then he turned around and licked the cumshit and cockcheese off my wang.
I think that's why he doesn't like us anymore because I wouldn't return the favors. His ass smelled like monkeycrap.
smoke some rock cocaine sometime you won't be dissappointed. all the people who won't try it are just scared because they have less chest hair than Oprah Winfrey or pussy hairs like darryl strawberry.
even after being a crack addict i still have a batting average of 400 with all the little boys in my neighborhood
they call me mr. sheik and their sex ed teacher knows my name by heart
the principle of the school likes me to shave off his chest hairs too.
gerbels are my favorite ass crammers however.
i like the feeling of the feet tickling my ass as they run about
one time i was listening to our own band and i then realized how fuckin shitty we are...man oh man do we suck..how the fuck do we get paid to do this..if you people out there are buying our records you need to be fuckin killed....WE REALLY SUCK
and then there was a piece of cheese
and it was extremely beautiful and i carved a sculpture of davey havok out of it
and i cut off his nose and ate it with some pita bread in front of the streetlight records iin santa cruz
and i cut off his nose and ate it with some pita bread in front of the streetlight records iin santa cruz
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and i stink
PEOPLE WHO LIKE GUTTERMOUTH ARE FUCKING RETARDS!!!
this story is SICKENING.......................... .......................
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Childmolesting is not something 2 make fun of.
and then davey havok saw me on the street and beat the shit out of me and then i died.
because I didn't go tour with the Vans Warp to Montreal, I was raped hardcore by these huge fucking fags. One of them cut off his dick and made me swallow it. It still had a bit of cum in it. I guess that's what happens when u piss off thousands
of Montreal fans who fucking wanted to see Guttermouth perform. Damnit, I suck. hmmm, that gives me an idea!!!
after this all i found out i was really a member of the backstreet boys but was too drunk too notice
fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck shit
Childmolesting is not something 2 make fun of.
guttermouth sucks....badly and mak adkins is a dick
I hope Davey beats the shit out of you someday asshole
Guttermouth SUCKS
I know our band might "suck" or whatever the cool kids say today, but we do it for the music and for the fans! not for fucking posers who dont like our music...
well, i have grown up to be a successful man and i do like to ram small children in the asses, i find young 12 year old pussy to be very tight also and it is the closest i have come to being straight in years, unless you count my mom sticking her fingers..
AFI SUCKS BALLS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
in my ass, i used to have edipis complex but with a few trips to the shrink i began to like my shrink, then my shrink was the one who suggested child molestation
with the money i have gotten i plan on doing some stuff like buying a house, some prostitutes and a penis enlargement, not all in the same order...
i hope you children out there who listen to our music will learn a lesson from me, and maybe drop me your address so i can rape you in the ass.
monkeys are not good to molest because the have aids and they will bite your dick off if you try to orce them to give you head, i dont know from experience or anything...
Guttermouth are a terrible band, AFI fucking rule!!!!!!!!
Then i saw a goat and i said lets shamelessly self promote!!! And then billy (my imaginary goat boyfreind) ass fucked me and i loved it and begged for more but couldn't because there was a horse cock in my mouth then i finally sucked the horse off.
so he got off me and i was like, "wow i really liked that!!!" so then i said holy shit i can't believe i said AFI sucks i must have been ass raped by my mother the motherfucking donkey of doom!!!
then the next day we went home and I found my cat lying on the ground. I fucked him up the ass and then realized it was dead. but at least i was finished.
then i shamelessly self promoted my band THE FLYING SHITZUS and everyone should sign them to a record deal because they kick so muc h fucking ass
any way i went to a bar after my beatiality encounter and found that there was a young lady there who wanted to be ass fucked so i told her to fuck off
then i went to see THE FLYING SHITZUS in concert because they kick so much ass and i got laid by the lead singer JUSTIN D. LARSEN
Then i said hi to MANDIE my freind and she said, " hello you shmuck" and i said, " what the fuck?"
And then i realized i was a dick
And then I stuck a fucking monkey in my penis hole and it ate out my insides. Then after that I was forced to shoot its head off with my cum. Fuck fuckers..
well this is interesting
I would now like to take the time to flood this page with communist propaganda. You see, capitalism will always leave the working class that our goods and services are owed to, the smaller share of society's profits and only in a handout society can one
truly be given the equal share they deserve. Greed controls the world and big wooly hats and red stars look cool
Oh yeah and I lost my virginity before my first kiss
i love having sex with my left shoe. Hey did you know there is a band called my left shoe? What a gay name. Cheese and rice.If you could live underwater or in space which would you choose and why?I would choose underwater cause there are octupuses
right???????
I once spoke french and yelled: ENFOURNE MOI TA BELLE OMELETTE, that was a fantastic experience, even though I always knew that the cook I told it was no frenchman but from Belgium, Whatever........
but it doesnt matter... i just like to slice myself up...
One day I discovered, the people who actually come and watch my band.. are retards.. look at the shit they write for starters.. and the morons who take the piss out of guttermouth.. are wannabes who won't get anywhere if they keep bitching like they do...
guttermouth dont suck, for everyone who thinks they do and keep fucking bitching on this, why the fuck are you even here? if you dont like them THEN FUCKING LEAVE
Fucking guard dogs. I fucking hate guard dogs. I fucking hate security too... and people? I hate people. They're the worst.
thats so fucking dumb, if you dont liek a band why do you have to constantly bitch about them? if you hate them, okay then, but why are you even here? dont you have anything better to do with your pothetic lives then to look at sites of bands you hate ?
and then to keep bitching about how they suck and how 'the fans are retards' FUCKING IGNORANT PEOPLE
and i finger my own ass
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my name is mark adkins and i have no talent, so i talk shit about people that do.
AFI SUCKS WANNABE MISFITS
i am the pop pirate
AFI RULES THANK YOU
bumble bee tuna. and thats all i have to say about that
spooge
NAH AFI SUCKS
AFI RULES! Guttermouth SUCKS!
Look at me. I'm an Emo kid. I love the get up kids and anniversarry and koufax. I cry at shows. Moshing is for stupid people.
I love AFI, that's why I have sex with my mom. Hey Mark, I also had sex with an empty bottle of Percocet (8mg does a body good). It was empty but i was hopping some of the dust would enter my eurethra. You know what goes well with voda and vicodin (sli
m shady is a sell out)? Zanax and morphine.
PS. You guys are obviously "selling out". I have faith in you. Are you doing it to a)make money to support drug habbits? b)prove how idiotic the radio is? or c)get a legion of underage girls to get up on stage with you then cross dress, shove something
AFI RULES! Guttermouth SUCKS!
up your ass, and get banned from vegas again? I hope you guys get as big is n fucking sync. Imagine a world where Britney spears says "one of my greatest mentors was mark atkins. " i can't wait.
Fuck the doomed, we're all headed down hill, so I'm going to go listen to your insanity while the amyl nitrate attacks my last three pills of zanax, the vodka kicks in and all i can hear is "I can't believe that it happened again, i just can't get it r
ight
The other night i couldn't get hold of anything to hard core, so i took a bottle cap, held it over a lighter and dug it into my arm. It's a great fucking fealing, you got to try it. Go crazy mark atkins, go insane. ants aren't bad but full length is
mainline. sodomize your sence of morals and decency, live in vegas and give a show at midnight for drunken motocross fuckers, broken glass, blood, valium, insanity, and anal sex, there's nothing better than being alive, right now.
mainline. sodomize your sence of morals and decency, live in vegas and give a show at midnight for drunken motocross fuckers, broken glass, blood, valium, insanity, and anal sex, there's nothing better than being alive, right now.
This guy loves to molest young children and animals. I have seen him perform musical acts that involved none of either of those acts. Which also leads me to believe that he is a liar and most likely a thief.
mainline. sodomize your sence of morals and decency, live in vegas and give a show at midnight for drunken motocross fuckers, broken glass, blood, valium, insanity, and anal sex, there's nothing better than being alive, right now.
pornographers have any donations, they are gladly accepted. We take pride in what we do here and there is no doubt in my mimnd that what we do is ethical as well as humane.
mainline. sodomize your sence of morals and decency, live in vegas and give a show at midnight for drunken motocross fuckers, broken glass, blood, valium, insanity, and anal sex, there's nothing better than being alive, right now.
I gave a blowjob to each member of Hot Water Music and bathed in their salty semen, which keep in mind was preceded by being fucked up the ass so hard i lost a healthy 4 pounds of pure sweat, not to mention my asshole was ruptured profusely.
But one of my biggest triumphs to date was the hot summer night in late August of 2000, when i broke into Sean(Puff Daddy) Combs penthouse apartment and forced my throbbing erection into his hot, sweaty, black ass and fucked him violently. After words we
cuddled and i assured my midnight lover that those big, strong police men werent gonna take him to jail for shooting his friends in a NYC nightclub. Yippee, i was right!
Then i played a show in Anaheim at the house of blues and i fell off the stage so jaime, my good friend and derek my other goeed friend took part in a mad crazy orgy with 4 big huge bouncers. my dick is now in pain because one of the bouncers can't suck
cock for shit! another one of the bouncers was fucking loose and my dick had no pleasure. after the show, i went to walt disney's grave and dug him up to give him head. he gives good head for being an old dead guy!
And then i retreated to the dark foothills to embrace my lover davey havok. we kissed passionately under the velevetine night sky
small purple flowers grew at our feet
and then Glenn Danzig came galloping on a horse screaming like banshees and hellfire
and cut off Daveys head while complaining that he had copied his hair style
i rushed under the wing of a giant goose, to take shelter from the madness
i curled into a ball and soon fell into slumber
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AFI SUCKS FUCKING DONKEY BALLS YOU GAY FAGGOTS
gay faggpts suck donkey balls while gettin ass fuked by their mafrodite mothers wearin clown masks and dancin round a burnin efigy of bill clinton. then mark, the fag loven queer he is decided 2 join in wearin his favorite strap-on dick coz his is so small
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