12.19.00
    Hello friends, Welcome us to Epitaph Records. Thank you! It's terrific and exiting for everyone involved. Guttermouth would personally like to thank the Epitaph staff for their lavish gifts, and unlimited use of the office restroom.
    What has Guttermouth been up to you ask? I'll tell you. Besides traveling around our local area running errands and such, the band has been held up in the now infamous Gutterhouse writing songs and enjoying each other's company. And we are proud to announce that our near gay experience has produced a new album due for release April 10th!
    The recording experience has never been so fun, and the guys are eagerly awaiting the chance to play these new songs live, which is our true element. Of course we also can't wait to tour the world next year.
    The months and months spent in the studio, only seemed like many, many weeks, and Mark sang like a motherfucking bird. He literally had to be dragged out sometimes. Goddamn he had fun making this record, as we all did.
    Every morning the Capt. Cooked everyone breakfast. The band would engage in delightful small talk and then skip into the studio. Oh what fond memories we are going to be blessed with. What fun! And this new record reflects our wonderful days in the studio magically! We love you!
    So have a real great holiday season friends! And remember, A gift certificate from your local record store is a super reminder to your loved ones to buy the really good new Guttermouth album, and what a stocking stuffer.
    That's all for now! We will see you soon friends. And rest assured that our love and enthusiasm permeates every inch of our new Epitaph release! And we did it all for you!

      Thank you,
      Guttermouth