| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:27:19 PM PST |
Who wants to taste my general tso...you want a piece of my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book named Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wi
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit after you eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhuh |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:28:21 PM PST |
i know, right
have you ever heard the maze of mystery? |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:30:01 PM PST |
| nope. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:30:53 PM PST |
| go on kazaa and download that shit by bran, its fucken brilliant |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:32:17 PM PST |
bran's hidden freestyle is funny as shit too
its about van damme |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:32:22 PM PST |
| gotcha. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:32:58 PM PST |
HAHAHAHAHA
i love bran.
he makes me laugh so fucking hard. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:33:53 PM PST |
yeah he needs his own talk show, fo sheezy
that Haggard movie looks titties i cant wait for that |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:35:38 PM PST |
yes that does look pretty damned funny.
have you seen cky4?
i thought it fucking sucked but the skeletor vs beastman was funny. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:36:19 PM PST |
| yeah, it was alright, but it wasn't near as good as the others |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:37:05 PM PST |
| very true. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:37:43 PM PST |
| gayfags are neat |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:37:57 PM PST |
mustard man cracks me up
and raab shitting on stuff is always amusing |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:40:55 PM PST |
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
when he shat on the cafe window!
i like when mike vallely beats on people too..
and when raab does the key key stuff. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:42:39 PM PST |
| fuck yeah |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:42:45 PM PST |
| I like the lawnmower-hole-falling-in thing. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:44:03 PM PST |
and then when ryan dunns dumbass really thinks phil wants to race..
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:47:41 PM PST |
| dunn is such a fag |
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| Posted by: las pantimedias |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:48:43 PM PST |
no kidding..
he is a pussy about everything to.
it was funny when he jumped onto that car though. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:48:53 PM PST |
| TOO* |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:16:19 PM PST |
haha WHO?
i have NO idea what you're talking about hahahaha
alicia, go to PA so you and art can mate |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:00:32 PM PST |
| yeah yeah yeah...... |
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| Posted by: smegmasniffer |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:30:56 PM PST |
hahahah
i havent talked to art in forever..
he is a really nice guy though..
i think i saw him online once in like the last 2 months or so. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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