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I would be up for being down with a ho
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:38:31 AM PST
....................................................... ....................................................... ....................................................... .................................actually, i've had one too many ho's in my life. im doing my best to stay far away. its tough though, cause after a while, or after you are drunk as hell, you're just like, fuck it. the moment you get your rocks off though is the moment guys can think most clearly. then your like aww, fuck, what the hell was i thinking?! sadly, this has happened to me too many times. i dont regret it though. i think the bad experiences help me become a little wiser person (as i show to you all everyday, haha).

on a side note, d/l "Navigating the Windward Passage" by the lawrence arms. it is a good fucking song.
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:40:37 AM PST
you're all over the place man.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2605
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:42:15 AM PST
I completely understood all of that, but then of course I've been accused of being all random myself
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:42:16 AM PST
huh?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 706
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:43:15 AM PST
huh, to you K. what do you mean?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 707
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:44:07 AM PST
i should give the lawrence stuff another try. it seemed gay at first. i'll be right back to comment
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1935
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:49:58 AM PST
I didn't mean all over the place like what you said is confusing, i meant like your emotions are all over the place. to fuck or not fuck and then all of a sudden here's a song for ya... all over the place.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2606
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:52:52 AM PST
yeah okay now i'm all over the place.
writing and re writing shit over and over again is driving me nuts.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2607
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:02:10 AM PST
trying to make sense of you is driving me nuts
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 3003
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:05:43 AM PST
molesta hates me so bad!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2609
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:09:38 AM PST
nah, just don't understand much anything you say, most of the time

i have been friendly to you before, i think
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 3005
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:11:06 AM PST
Molie, she cant be all that bad, she likes hockey for christ sakes.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 407
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:12:07 AM PST
hahahaha, hockey's okay, i don't know a damn thing about it though, i do know/like fights and checks though!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 3007
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:13:46 AM PST
God, open ice hip checks..mmmm.

wow, i 'bout lost it there
*blushes*
*composes self*
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 408
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:14:26 AM PST
Mol, you've always been friendly to me, you give me an occasional "shut up K" now and then but that's it. My friend says "you hate me so bad" all the time and well obviously it has stuck that's why I said it.
And shit I'll even agree I don't know what the fuck I'm saying most of the time.

Hockey does rule, the 2 K's agree.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2611
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:14:49 AM PST
PUCK BUNNY!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2612
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:16:14 AM PST
hockey is goddamned gay
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1942
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:16:47 AM PST
I know, darlin', I know
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 410
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:16:51 AM PST
LK, I shall smite you. SHUT UP, how dare you.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2613
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:19:21 AM PST
haha, kur, she's gonna smite ya...what the fuck ever that is.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 411
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:21:57 AM PST
I love that word smite, SMITE, its just as good as shall and shant or whatever
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2614
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:24:28 AM PST
sounds like you gonna go medieval on someone's ass.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 412
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:26:46 AM PST
Fo sho' but i think the term is more biblical than medieval.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2615
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:27:12 AM PST
I'm gonna sue my job for endangering my eyesight, i'm starting to see double.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2616
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 02:24:23 PM PST
ive got mother fucking mind control.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6253
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:10:58 PM PST
i dont know about you ms. sweetin, but ive got mother fucking MIC control. do you got mic control?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 708
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:12:04 PM PST
I didn't mean all over the place like what you said is confusing, i meant like your emotions are all over the place. to fuck or not fuck and then all of a sudden here's a song for ya... all over the place.

Posted by: Surrender-to-K

--------------------------------------------

its quite simple really, while i was typing that first post i was listening to the song.....
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 709
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:15:01 PM PST
nope..i have MIND control..
just like i'm a DICK magnet.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6260
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:55:31 PM PST
Smooth shoes and cool tattoos??
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 710
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:56:13 PM PST
hahahahaahah WOO WOO.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6272
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:00:15 PM PST
im not a dick magnet. i got dirty shoes and crusty tattoos
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 711
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:03:41 PM PST
sucks to be you.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6273
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:08:46 PM PST
yeah, but whatcha' gonna do about it, ya know?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 712
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:10:14 PM PST
get new shoes?
dont step on a brothas pumas.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6277
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:16:36 PM PST
word up, it is time to get new kicks. i havent worn these that much cause i have different shoes for work, but i like new shoes so i might get some in the next month or five.
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 713
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:18:02 PM PST
I only have one pair of shoe. what do I need more for!?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5277
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:20:39 PM PST
haha! thats like me bucket. i only have 1 pair of shoes too. the shoes i wear to work dont count cause i rarely wear those when i am outside of work
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 84 Replies posted: 714
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:20:50 PM PST
i have 4 pairs but i only really wear my chekered spicolis.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6279
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:21:09 PM PST
i got two pairs of shoes

My everyday tennis shoes that I wear everywhere.
And my one pair of black flats that must get me through all funerals or weddings or what not.

ohh, and i just a few hours ago bought a pair of sandels to take on vacation, so i guess I have 3 pairs of shoes
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 418
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:21:22 PM PST
checkered*
i <3 jeff spicoli.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6280
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:22:03 PM PST
my other shoes are just for when i skateboard.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6281
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:22:35 PM PST
jeff sure is a dreamboat.

if only my shoe was his shoe.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5278
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:23:33 PM PST
i would let you borrow mine but..
you'd have to wear a 5 in mens.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6283
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:24:08 PM PST
anus
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 31 Replies posted: 807
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:24:36 PM PST
i <3 anus.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6284
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:24:55 PM PST
my hand wouldn't fit a size 5 shoe.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5281
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:25:07 PM PST
you and your small feet...humph
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 419
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:27:00 PM PST
haired anus
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:28:06 PM PST
heared anus
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:29:24 PM PST
hared anors
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:30:37 PM PST
kris, what size you wear woman?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 95 Replies posted: 6286
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:31:45 PM PST
hurd anorious
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 31 Replies posted: 814
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:32:22 PM PST
i wear like a 12 in womens and a 10 in mens
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:32:51 PM PST
hoard anal
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:33:47 PM PST
adhered nosh
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5285
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:34:07 PM PST
10 in men?? damn that my size, should we trade?
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 3016
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:34:18 PM PST
herd anil
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:34:42 PM PST
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Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 31 Replies posted: 818
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:36:10 PM PST
hmm, maybe, i don't think you would want to tho.

But i been wantin some cool boots.

Problem is a chick with feet the size of mine, all boots look all manly. I get hit on by girls enough without makin myself look all manly.
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:36:17 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:37:04 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:38:59 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:39:03 PM PST
awww i want a shoe buddy.
my shoe size sucks though because i like guys shoes and they never make them small enough.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 95 Replies posted: 6291
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:40:30 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:41:23 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:42:00 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:43:28 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:44:40 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:46:08 PM PST
allocated crevices.
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:46:57 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:49:31 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:53:24 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:54:35 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:57:02 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:58:00 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:58:52 PM PST
holy fuck.
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:59:53 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:00:30 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:02:00 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:02:33 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:03:06 PM PST
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Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:04:02 PM PST
all that valuable whackin' time... wasted...
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Friday, May 2nd 2003 @ 12:18:48 AM PST
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