| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:14:50 AM PST |
| damn straight |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:24:14 AM PST |
| Yes I am damn straight, dog. Straight as frogs teeth as the old folks say... I'm fucking bored and in sydney. This place sucks. The Kings Cross used to be fun when I was single, but now it's kind of boring. I've always hated strip clubs, but it was just funny being there with all my retarded friends... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:27:44 AM PST |
| There was a guy outside playing the bag pipes. I was ready to strike him down, but he suddenly stopped. That instrument makes my blood boil. I think it's because my ancesters were scotch irish or something. reminds me of the wars and the potato famine... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:28:07 AM PST |
Kings Cross is great. It's where we place all the cross dressers and angry fighting aboriginals.
last time I was there, the taxi driver of the cab we were in pulled over and asked a hooker for directions. that wasn't bad.
you'll be more bored when you hit the Sunshine Coast. Unless you like retirement village living. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:28:39 AM PST |
| I don't like the bagpipes, but I love the kilt. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:32:39 AM PST |
| I like the sunshine and the beaches though. It's better than the miserable city we're in right now. I need to get rid of my really bad farmers tananyway. Me and amanda went to disneyland and sea world in two days and I got a great looking two tone look going. Last time I was in sydney the guys in the vandals (it was warped tour last year) all said we were going to split up and then when we see each other in the morning we'll see who has the most outrageous story. I got 200 dollars out and was going to go to a brothel, but once I got in the door I turned right around. I couldn't do it. Funny thing is that most of the guys in the vandals wouldn't tell or they just went straight to the hotel and to bed. I think the ones that said they went to bed probably had the sotries and the ones that wouldn't tell actually went to bed... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:35:32 AM PST |
| Actually I think they all went to the hotel and had a gay orgy. They're inot that sort of thing you know. I should know. I've seen it. And let me tell you it's not just gay sex it's gay sex with male monkeys and midgets. It's like a fucking circus in there... Dave's the worst though. He likes amputees. You know. people who have a limb cut off. Fucked up shit... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:37:32 AM PST |
| there's two new brothels on the coast now... and for a change it's legal. If you really like the sunshine and the beaches, we even got hooker's that'll meet you at the beach. The fact that it's all legal now mean's it's less fun. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:38:08 AM PST |
| Those guys are sick as hell. I SWEAR to god and zeus that I'll never work for them again unless they ask me to... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:39:16 AM PST |
midgets are nothing but good luck. I have always had good luck when midgets are around.
I don't know if they were gay or not. I'll ask next time. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:39:52 AM PST |
| hahaha really? Well maybe I'll higher one to rub sun tan lotion on me and get me another beer. .. Oh fucking great. It's raining again and I still have to walk back to the venue. Mother fuckers. I guess that'll teach me to swear to god and zeus... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:40:38 AM PST |
| Yeah and if it's a red head it's really good luck to rub their head and say yabba dabba doo over and over again.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:42:02 AM PST |
| Why does it always seem that internet cafe's never have airconditioning? Fucking animals... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:43:01 AM PST |
are you in a kings cross internet cafe?
I went to the one run by the chinese guy. he was a complete asshole to me, and the computers ran like shit. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:43:30 AM PST |
| he lives in our country but can hardly speak english. where's the respect!? |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:47:51 AM PST |
| Try living in los angeles where over half the population doesn't speak english. Third world mongrels is what they are... No. I'm close to the cross though. I'm staying at the Medina hotel right down a few blocks from it. Nice hotel. Like most australian hotels... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:50:20 AM PST |
that's the good thing about living on the sunshine coast, there are very few other cultures we have to deal with.
there aren't many greek taxi drivers, hardly any chinese train ticket dispensors, minimal drunk aboriginals, and the hooliganism levels now feature as less Lebonese as ever before. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:53:12 AM PST |
| Wow! I didn't know there was such a place as that. Amanda if you're reading this pack your bags. We're moving to the sunshine coast. Oh wait. Do they mind if short tempered americans move in or is that not allowed either... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:56:18 AM PST |
| I think that's fine. cause some trouble, the coips here need something to do. whenever I walk to the 7-11 I get pulled over just for the hell of it. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:57:32 AM PST |
| you guys are playing the Sands Tavern... $5 roasts! cheap drinks if you're a memeber! You can play the gig and then go and have a game of bingo afterwards. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:57:58 AM PST |
| Maybe I'll be a cop. Sounds more up my alley to pull people over just because I';m short tempered and having a bad day. I'd be a great cop... book 'em Danno. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:59:04 AM PST |
| Strip bingo! Australias favorite past time besides eating butter on everything... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:01:30 AM PST |
| whats a potato wihtout butter on it? pretty much the same as corn without butter on it. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:02:28 AM PST |
| You'd have to lower your IQ to be a cop. I've been driving for near on 3 years without the proper license, and have been let go by the cops 5 times without them realising. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:07:43 AM PST |
| Okay I have to go act like I'm having a good time with a bunch of old men who act like stiff rotting carcasses onstage long dead like their career. hahah Take care, bucket. see you in the gunshine coast... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:09:26 AM PST |
| I'm talking about sandwiches and stuff. What's up with that? Wait don't answer I have to go. see you later... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:10:51 AM PST |
butter on sandwiches? you crazy americans!
see you on Sunday. Unless I decide to stay home and watch 60 Minutes or Big Brother or Runaway Bride with Julia Roberts instead |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:46:13 AM PST |
If you're in Sydney the good places are
Newtown;
Oh fuck it, yeah, sydney is a shithouse, it depresses the fuck out of me. |
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| Posted by: My Screenname |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:38:13 AM PST |
| I like it that Jay from Frenzal wears his Newtown Jets jersey/. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:45:25 AM PST |
| it's been pretty rainy around here |
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| Posted by: Lord Kur |
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