| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:08:44 PM PST |
| Since i'm paranoid and convinced i'm constantly being ignored on this bored i'll just write to myself. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:09:17 PM PST |
| neon does it all the time, and he's not that crazy, no no he is, but in the bestest way. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:09:31 PM PST |
| I'm watching hockey cuz it's the only sport i like so there. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:09:56 PM PST |
| Ok no i lied, i like soccer and baseball but hockey's no.1 |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:11:46 PM PST |
| you're right there sister |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:12:17 PM PST |
| you should write to molesta and las pantimedias they could take a leaf from your book these dudes have some serious sexual and hostility issues i think they need some friends. |
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| Posted by: Doylinski |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:13:44 PM PST |
| HAHAHAHA, i new once i saw hockey mentioned, teeniebopper would be here in no time! |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:13:57 PM PST |
| *knew rather... |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:14:26 PM PST |
dude, hockey is my life
sad but true |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:18:37 PM PST |
hahaha, hey it's cool
did you get any more 30 foot fall songs? |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:20:19 PM PST |
Oh damn, I forgot all about that.
I haven't yet, but gimme a min.
I love the cable connection. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:31:55 PM PST |
| Hockey is th best sport in the world next to soccer. And the fucking DUCKS are kicking ass!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:32:33 PM PST |
| wooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo DUCKS WON!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:40:10 PM PST |
God damnit, why isn't hockey on all the time? DAMNIT DAMNIT! Scott Stevens is the man, like a real man, not some pussy ass motherfucker like some other sports people. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:45:35 PM PST |
you should write to molesta and las pantimedias they could take a leaf from your book these dudes have some serious sexual and hostility issues i think they need some friends. Posted by: Doylinski
Shows how much attention I pay (??) funny though. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:46:32 PM PST |
| If you like Scott Stevens, then keep your eyes open for a guy named Mike Sgroi. He played for the Men O War of the ECHL and Utah of the AHL. In the off season he fights in Tough Man contests and Golden Gloves Boxing Contests. I would say, with out much thought, that he is the toughest guy in hockey, at any level. In addition to that he is smart so he can antagonize others without loosin his cool. Plus he is just fuckin cool as hell...SOOOO FUNNY. Be lookin for him, he's on his way up. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:49:04 PM PST |
True! Is it just me or has hockey lost those guys that when others would see him come onto the ice they'd be like FUCK! I mean now even rookies fight, Stevens is tough but are people afraid to fight him? I don't think so. We need fucking fighters out there. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:50:37 PM PST |
| btw, I can alredy tell you know entirely way more than me about hockey, it might have something to do with the fact that i live in s. fla, and oh yeah the lightning can kiss my ass, i'm a panther fan no matter what. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:53:43 PM PST |
Everyone is scared of Sgroi.
I saw him hit a guy just one time and the guy crumbled to the ice like a bag of broken bones.
And I've seen guys see him come on the ice and fly back to the bench,once they saw him come out. Even if they just came on for thier shift. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:55:10 PM PST |
| Hahaha, I live in Kentucky. Not really the hockey capital of the world. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:57:01 PM PST |
Yeah well at least it snows there. Awesome this Sgroi guy sounds like the shit! Man remember that one tiime when what's his face Domi or something got knocked out by that other dude? Now those guys were fierce. Fuck I'm blanking out on all these names but there used to be this huge ass guy on the Rangers, #5 I believe, that guy was an enforcer man. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:58:51 PM PST |
| Ty Domi is a pesky lil fucker. Always startin something, but you know what, he'll stay in the scrum. And he has no teeth to prove it. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:01:03 PM PST |
| And the Rangers suck. They can't even buy a team. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:03:51 PM PST |
Haha yup you're right, poor rangers remember when they were good? Also, shit most of the dudes can prove they're tough by showing you their caps and dentures. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:07:09 PM PST |
| haha, Mike looks all mean here. Ears and all |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:10:19 PM PST |
Yup he sure does.
Nothing better than a six foot something hockey player. SHIT. Fuck i'll admit it, I got into hockey cuz of the mighty ducks movies, and then as a hormonal 12 year old i totally fell for all the ridiculously fine men that play this sport, but now it's not just that, it's just such a great game. FUCK, who else plays overtime after overtime. Seriously, could these other sports dudes do this? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:11:08 PM PST |
| So what pro teams seem to be interested in this young kid, fuck he's only 3 years older than me. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:11:16 PM PST |
| Don't turn into a Puck Bunny and you and I'll get along fine. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:14:41 PM PST |
As far as I know he was a free agent. But the Men O War & The Grizzlies are both affiliated with The Stars.
speakin of puck bunnies, here's a funny article....Puck Bunnies: The predators in a hockey hunt Chasing NHL players for money, celebrity and a good challenge
Rebecca Eckler National Post
The most amazing thing about professional hockey players is that even the ones who aren't cute, are cute.
It's an astonishing phenomena. An investment analyst, for example, who has unkempt hair and crooked teeth, you'd describe as an investment analyst with bad hair and worse teeth. But, a hockey player with '70's-style hockey hair, which flips up at the sides and lies flat on top, and who smiles with a mouthful of chipped teeth? Well, he's a cute hockey player.
It's easy to understand why women fall for hockey players, with their scars, their sweat, their testosterone filling the arena. Some women fall exceptionally hard though.
A couple of weeks ago, I attended my first hockey event, an exhibition Toronto Maple Leafs game at the Air Canada Centre. This is where I was first introduced to the phrase "Puck Bunny." It's such a cute little phrase isn't it, to describe the type of women who are hockey player groupies?
What I've since learned is hockey player groupies are exactly like groupies who hang around rock stars. They're there because hockey players have money, celebrity, and make for a good challenge. "I know I'm just a side-dish," says one woman, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, but admits she's slept with three hockey players. "It does become an addiction. But I'm not after anything they're not. I'm not looking for love."
Like the music world, there are different categories of Puck Bunnies . Some will hang outside the dressing room, or at practice. Some will know which bars players frequent after games, and some will go so far as to travel with players -- or follow them -- city to city. Some women will do anything -- I mean anything -- to be near these guys. Thus, the other names for them in the locker room; "Puck F---s," "Dirties," and "Slutties."
But can you blame hockey players for taking advantage of what's literally thrown at them? Or do you blame the women for wanting to take part to such an extent?
To anyone with half a brain, it seems such odd behaviour. But it happens. There are stories of women who ask for players' autographs on their chests -- after taking their shirts off, and others who will drive alongside players' buses, taking off their shirts in their cars, to the amusement of players watching out their windows.
And much, much, worse.
"Puck Bunnies understand sex is part of it," says one former NHL player who is now an agent for players. "You can make a smart ass comment to a Puck Bunny in a bar like, 'Are your pants too tight or are you wearing them just for me?' Any other woman would walk away, but if they stick around, they're puck bunnies."
Puck Bunnies are easier to pick out of a crowd than the hockey players themselves, it seems.
"You're not dressed tarty enough," said one usher to me and my friend at Wednesday night's game at the Air Canada Centre. "You have to wear a really tight shirt, really short skirt and thong underwear."
Puck Bunnies know who the hockey players are because they do research. They read player's bios and look at pictures. They know what kind of cars players drive and where they park them. They'll leave notes under their windshield wipers.
"Every city has got groupies," says Darcy Tucker, of the Maple Leafs.
"Groupies have a fantasy that they think being an NHL wife is something great. It's not. It's a lot of time alone. It's quite taxing on the family when you travel so much. They have no idea how hard it is to be a hockey wife."
So what's the attraction? "It's a rough sport. I know when I come home from a game and I have a new scar my wife really likes it," he says.
Cory Cross -- "Crosser" -- another Leaf, says, "Hockey players also have big hearts. When we lose the playoffs you'll see many tears." Hockey players, he says, don't have trouble meeting women. They have trouble meeting the right women. "It's hard to meet good women in a bar. I met my first wife in a bar."
The "guys" are more cautious now when it comes to Puck Bunnies, than they were 10 years ago when salaries were low. They fear what they do will come back to them -- in forms of bribery, lawsuits or criminal charges.
"People forget that we're no different from any other guys," says Leaf rookie Don MacLean. "We go boozing and pick-up like other single guys." He's not married, but has a long-distance relationship. "Yeah, they never really work. But you keep trying."
Today's hockey players are wary about talking about what really happens after-hours. Some of it isn't printable.
"It's a touchy subject," says the former NHL player. "A lot of them are married, some very happily. But most of them have taken part in Puck Bunnies. Part of the fun is sitting around with the guys and talking about sex and how far they went, and how things happened with these girls."
Some players have nicknames based on their sexual conquests and/or sexual preferences. "Backdoor" was one.
The former player says most hockey players know the right bars or hangouts where Puck Bunnies can be found in every city they travel. "They know who to call at 3 a.m. I remember once being really proud of a girl I took home. The guys were egging me on, making me tell them the whole story. It turns out she slept with everyone on the team."
Puck Bunnies, he says, will do anything for the players. "We used to go to bars and tell some of them to wait by the door and if we couldn't find anyone else better, then we'd take them home with us. And they'd wait for hours in one spot for us."
Hockey players, he explains, are actually nice guys. They look out for each other -- even when it comes to getting laid.
"Because we'd share rooms a lot, you'd end up watching your roommate have sex. You'd maybe pretend to be asleep but if you started watching and the girl didn't mind, you could join in. It's OK because we saw each other naked in the change room all the time."
Hockey reporters, who have covered the beat for decades, will say the phenomena of Puck Bunnies starts young for players. "Even in minor hockey, people know that a lot of these kids lose their virginity at tournaments," says one. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:16:47 PM PST |
I can't be a puck bunny, can you believe i've never attended a hockey game? Well it's true, I saw an exhibition once, but the arena where the panthers play is literally almost 3 hours away, and when they used to play in Miami I was never allowed to go. GOD DAMNIT.
Then again, back then I'd die for Rob Niedermayer, HORMONES MAN. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:20:12 PM PST |
Hahaha, Maybe its good that you cant get to a game.
I love goin to games tho'. In the 8 years that my city has had teams, I've missed a total of 6 games. And five of those were because I was ungodly pregnant.
Everyone that new me said, "I can't believe you are gonna have a baby in the middle of hockey season. What if you have to miss a game?"
Haahaha, maybe I like hockey toooo much. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:22:04 PM PST |
"The most amazing thing about professional hockey players is that even the ones who aren't cute, are cute. "
haha that is so true, "It's easy to understand why women fall for hockey players, with their scars, their sweat, their testosterone filling the arena." also true.
I'm too shy to be a puck bunny. I remember being 13 and I couldn't even ask Rob for his autograph my friend had to do it for me. SHIT, these hoes are getting these guys? Damn lucky sluts, but nope, that's def. not the life for me. Awesome article, very precise and funny. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:25:44 PM PST |
It's just an exciting game man! It really is. I hate the fact that even espn almost ignores the fact that the playoffs are going on, they'll spend 15 minutes on baseball and like a second on hockey. and in my local news stations its the same shit. let me not even say anything about newspapers. Nope, hockey's only good when the panthers are winning, that's such bullshit. The closest I came to even going to a game when the panthers were in the playoffs was my history teacher giving me a program "panthers vs. avalanche" GOD DAMNIT. I hate South FL! |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:29:46 PM PST |
You should check out the minor league teams. There are several in florida. The Solar Bears are in/near Orlando, i think. And the Everblades are near Ft Myers (not near you, I know). I'll have to think about other Floridian teams.
Maybe check out the American Hockey League site or the East Coast Hockey League site. If you need links to those, lemme know. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:32:11 PM PST |
Sure! I think the closes hockey anything around here is rollerhockey. We only have 2 ice rinks. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:33:19 PM PST |
GO LAKERS!!!! WOO YEAH! wrong room? *crip walks out* |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:34:09 PM PST |
| ECHL site: |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:35:39 PM PST |
| AHL site: |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:36:25 PM PST |
| Hi Jodie, you don't have to leave...I like Basketball too. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:39:19 PM PST |
thanks other K
I don't understand basketball so much, and i think those dudes are overpaid. I've been into baseball since i was a baby, my dad loves it, he didn't have any sons so I got to learn about it. Football I don't really give a shit about and i'm hispanic so you know soccer is in my veins. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:42:11 PM PST |
| I'll watch about anything...'cept golf. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:44:37 PM PST |
man, golf i definitely don't get. I mean i know i couldn't hit that little ball cuz i have absolutely no skills then again i ain't rich and i have no patience. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:45:26 PM PST |
| It might be ok to play. But it is seriously boring to watch. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:48:00 PM PST |
boring!!!!!!!!!! Fishing is boring to watch and to do, but shit its fun. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:58:32 PM PST |
Yeah i'm gonna rant
I've been invited to a botany meeting in mobile alabama by my boss, now i have to apply fof a minority grant so i can attend the fucker even though i really don't wanna go. why am i doing this? cuz i'm kissing my psycho boss's ass. I don't know why but she's convinced i'm gonna be an ecologist or botanist just like her, now i'm stuck writting this bullshit letter. ARG. i'm done. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:06:15 PM PST |
its 2 in the morning and i've got writters block, i have to be up at 8 at the latest god damnit. damnit rant rant |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:07:31 PM PST |
haha, sorry.
I never sleep.
Well sometimes at work and maybe a couple hours at home a night, but that's about it. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:12:46 PM PST |
| i thought you were only like 10, teeniebopper runt |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:13:47 PM PST |
| naw |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:17:07 PM PST |
| teenie has a baby, boy or girl K? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:19:05 PM PST |
| I have 2 girls |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:21:12 PM PST |
awwwwwwwwwwwww. kids. cute when they're babies but they smell and drool and cry and need attention. I want one. Usually I want one at a certain time of the month more than other times. once again i blame hormones. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:23:29 PM PST |
| if it's that time of the month, I can help get you one. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:24:07 PM PST |
| that's what he tells all the girls |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:25:53 PM PST |
| I have to make a living somehow, and baby smuggling is what I do best. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:26:37 PM PST |
| does smugglin' = makin' |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:27:34 PM PST |
| smugglin' penis across the hairy border = makin' |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:27:40 PM PST |
| it depends on how soon you want the baby. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:28:01 PM PST |
| oh my |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:28:15 PM PST |
| if you want to naturally conceive the baby, I can have one for you in 9 months and three minutes. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:29:11 PM PST |
| i was hope more for like 9 months, 1 1/2 hours? |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:29:19 PM PST |
| babies especially white ones sell well in the black market. unfortunatelly i'm brown, but who doesn't love mulatos? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:29:26 PM PST |
| *hopin' |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:30:15 PM PST |
| If i'm gonna carry a human in my loins for 9 months i'd expect a better performance from you BOB |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:31:08 PM PST |
| if any girls have low standards, i can produce a super-sperm baby that will turn up with down syndrome and SIDS |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:32:36 PM PST |
| 1 and a half hours? Damn. I simply can't do it 30 times in that much time. It's impossible. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:33:56 PM PST |
| Viagra! |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:34:21 PM PST |
| cock ring? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:34:54 PM PST |
| skin graft? |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:35:14 PM PST |
| hahahahaha |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:35:26 PM PST |
| you could watch half a game of football in an hour and a half. Let's do that instead. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:36:00 PM PST |
| My football or yours? |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:36:29 PM PST |
| change it to hockey and we have a deal. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:37:02 PM PST |
| man i just wrote the most brown noser letter ever. FUCK. i should be ashamed. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:37:02 PM PST |
Actually, it doesn't matter. Im sure i'd like both equally.
DEAL
Do I still get the 3 mins? |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:37:24 PM PST |
football is soooo gay, Bucket...
of course, im referring to the football we invented |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:39:22 PM PST |
wtf are you guys talking about
DO YOU WANT A BROWN BABY OR NOT?? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:39:40 PM PST |
my football, and yes you get three minutes during 1. quarter time 2. the first three minutes of half time 3. the last three minutes of half time 4. three quarter time
of course I'm on the bottom and will do little to nothing, except perhaps chant encouraging slogans. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:40:47 PM PST |
| umm...ok |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
Topics started: 10 |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:41:09 PM PST |
| haha |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:41:18 PM PST |
| hahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahaha, ooo, bucket, can i be on top ;) |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
Topics started: 7 |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:41:32 PM PST |
| BOB is so caring, he knows women like in top. god he's so gentile and giving. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:42:33 PM PST |
| he's def. worth more than a turkey baister (SP) |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:42:45 PM PST |
i sense sarcasm on you...
women should bounce for their favorite treat...
but i'm a virgin...what do i know? |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:43:02 PM PST |
| it's hard to resist a person with a name like grimmberlin |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:44:09 PM PST |
| Actually, its short for Grimmberlindinhamshire |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:44:32 PM PST |
| I know that the ladies like being in control of the situation. and it's easier to flip channels when I get to lay back. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:46:27 PM PST |
Oh my god, that statement right there tells the whole story of my recent sex life. THANKS BOB for bringing up bad memories.
God damn wrestling shows. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:46:43 PM PST |
speaking of I know that the ladies like being in control of the situation. and it's easier to flip channels when I get to lay back." I'm tired...and must sleep now
good night, Buck good night, K good night, Teenie |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
Topics started: 7 |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:47:18 PM PST |
| nite |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
Topics started: 10 |
Replies posted: 374 |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:47:18 PM PST |
| you know what they say...RAW is WAR... |
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| Posted by: Grimmberlin Steinbech |
Topics started: 7 |
Replies posted: 90 |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:47:23 PM PST |
all this talk of sex has gotten me tired.
I'm going to roll over and go to sleep.
goodnight. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:48:17 PM PST |
| I'm gonna go shove something up my, well no that's gross, good night kids. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:49:41 PM PST |
haha, bucket its only like 6pm there
you cant use that excuse |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
Topics started: 10 |
Replies posted: 375 |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:49:41 PM PST |
| no seriously its past my bedtime. later. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:50:21 PM PST |
| just thinking about fucking made him tired. I don't know about him, he doesn't seem well. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:50:23 PM PST |
| nite to you too then |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 01:37:01 AM PST |
| it was 5 pm, but I usually nap 4 or 5 times a day. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 08:10:06 AM PST |
| Jed made me realize, a few hours later that Daylight Savings Time had totally confused me. Before DST, I could just add 4 hours to my time and change it to tomorrow. But now since we went up an hour (cause it's spring here) & Australia went back an hour (cause it's fallish there, I only have to add 2 hours. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
Topics started: 10 |
Replies posted: 378 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:39:32 AM PST |
| Central america doesn't have DST I don't think. What the fuck, whats the point? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:47:20 AM PST |
| All I know is that havin to prove a fuckin theory or something to figure out if your friend is now workin' or gone to lunch or some shit like that SUCKS! |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
Topics started: 10 |
Replies posted: 389 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:50:57 AM PST |
the point is that it saves daylight. so there's like more of it or something
i think it's magic |
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| Posted by: Lord Kur |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:53:11 AM PST |
| Fuck man, that's why electricity is the shit, to turn the lights on. People still waste shit loads of electricity anyways. GOD DAMNIT. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:55:11 AM PST |
| I like magic |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 10:28:15 AM PST |
| aw man, working here kicks ass, my lab mate is the best, we just killed a whole hour i think (getting paid for it too) talking about hot guys and drugs and shit, awesome. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:21:12 PM PST |
you might save the daylight, but you gotta give it back at some point.
We aints got no fancy pants Daylight savings where I live. Fuck the farmers, they can just learn to work in the dark like the rest of us. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:25:52 PM PST |
| hahahaha |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:30:23 PM PST |
| I think we should have Daylight Givings whetre we move the hour back one hour and have more darkness at the end of the day, allowing freaks, bisexuals and generally ugly people to roam the streets once more. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5267 |