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Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 07:27:16 PM PST
I once showed my hang-low on an Ebay ad, but I didn't get all fuckin' hoidy-toidy about it and try to be arty with the reflection technique. I simply slapped a pic of my johnson up with text that read something like, "Cock for sale/cheap/only used once or twice (on yer mom)". And the replies came pouring in. Now THAT'S a friggin' ad. Douchebags. By the way, this week's special at The House of Torrez is all-you-can-eat helpings of steaming dick. Why not stop by for a bowl or two, you fuck? Die. -DD
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Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 07:37:30 PM PST
Shut up.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 515 Replies posted: 2400
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