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I hate the fuckin chix on the bored.
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Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:17:18 AM PST
They make all the dudes suck up and try to win their favour. HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRtin'.
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 1474
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:28:28 AM PST
i hate you more.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6179
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:39:45 AM PST
Faaaaack you, I won't suck your dick like the other pansies here. And being a girl, you no doubt feed off of the attention. Girls only need two things in life to live and it aint food and water. Attention and compliments, they are so dumb that's all it takes to get em.
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 1475
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:41:21 AM PST
oh yeah...you know me so well.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6182
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:41:45 AM PST
chix are chix
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 1476
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:41:58 AM PST
just like dudes are dudes
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 100 Replies posted: 1477
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:46:59 AM PST
what the fuck is a chix?
i hate homo slang.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6184
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:55:05 AM PST
doesn't deserve a response.
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 101 Replies posted: 1478
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:07:26 AM PST
no you don't f a g, you have to admit she was pretty nice to respond anyway though..
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2961
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:23:22 AM PST
whoops, i guess i did too....
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2968
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:24:57 AM PST
b e n, b e n, g l e n n, take it easy...girls are cool...cuz they go pee pee sitting down
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 424 Replies posted: 7587
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:30:18 AM PST
this is b e n's way off coming out of the e-closet, and admitting his e-gayness to us
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2969
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:32:13 AM PST
e-xactly
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 424 Replies posted: 7594
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:35:25 AM PST
i agree with you ben, but the only girls worth a damn on here are sweetin and sayruh and neither use their vagina to get ahead...no pun intended they're just and rude and crude as the rest of us, you on the other hand are a fuckin cocksmoke and i hope your singer gets that frog outta his throat and starts singing like a normal human being
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4406
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:35:40 AM PST
as*
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4407
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:37:33 AM PST
summer's and i, on the otherhand are just a couple niggaz that love titties
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2970
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:38:50 AM PST
SOILder AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4412
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:39:59 AM PST
yeah, molesta, youre right...i AM just a nigger that loves titties...and so are you!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 424 Replies posted: 7598
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:34:23 PM PST
Wacka Wacka.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 511 Replies posted: 2387
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:41:54 PM PST
yo.
i'm here to say.
1st...da pheesh is in da MUDDAPHUCKIN HOUSE.
2nd...i'd ratha say some girls need 2 b treated like shit...if the guy is 2 gentle with em they won't respect him and they'll go with the guy who has always talked shit...
cuz they wanna b liked by the ones who fake like they don't give a fuck bout em, but most of the girls don't understand it...or maybe they act like they don't really know, but they actually know...u know? or betta...yahmsayin'?

well maybe sara (since i can't mispell it i'll write it properly) and jawdee don't use they vagina skillz on here, but since evry1 here has seen what they look like it's like a default vagina-wall protectin em from any offensive comment.








...porco gesł il redentore
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7289
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:42:40 PM PST
once i read it again, i realized it's impossible to understand what i meant...my english is gettin worse.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7290
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:46:17 PM PST
no nic you made perfect sense to me!
Posted by: L Topics started: 133 Replies posted: 5879
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:57:12 PM PST
Da Pheesh is saying,

that if we are too nice to girls they wont want us because they will think we are weak and give in to easily.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 512 Replies posted: 2392
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:58:30 PM PST
So they want a guy who shows them whats what and calls them a bitch sometimes.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 512 Replies posted: 2393
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 06:00:12 PM PST
when all they want is a deep plunging thug-dicking
and some of our killer weed
Posted by: L Topics started: 133 Replies posted: 5882
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 07:31:25 PM PST
whatevs pheeshie you still spelled my name wrong
you spelled it the white trash way
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 2366
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:04:04 PM PST
da pheesh is the only one that truly ever makes sense.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 2542
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:04:17 PM PST
he's a wise young chap
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 2543
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 09:52:38 PM PST
I don't know about this post, i'm to fucking ugly and fat and annoying to have dudes trying to win my attention so it doesn't stand as truth.
but i'm guessing you were angry at something so rant on.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2558
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:32:36 PM PST
you only like pheesh because he makes about as much sense as you.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6216
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:43:06 PM PST
dang! seriously?
pheesh are we long lost don't make sense relatives?
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2569
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:48:25 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jodie!!!

k, that last comment didn't make any sense..
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2984
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:55:59 AM PST
IU think,m that the lvl of ittleegece on this boyard hads becoe less and oess over time.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5257
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 05:57:31 AM PST
finally! someone who speaks my language! i couldn't agree with you more bucket!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2985
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:00:55 AM PST
my typing is actually nearly that bad. I just needed to not be sober tonight.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5258
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:10:06 AM PST
i know for a fact that bucket doesnt use his vagina to get things..
i dont know what f a g is talking about...
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6218
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:12:34 AM PST
I think he's upset that I made him gay of the year.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5259
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:13:40 AM PST
I would be honoured.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1163
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:14:52 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rayvon..arent you up later then usual or something?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6219
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:16:13 AM PST
no I'm normally awake at this time
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5260
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:17:28 AM PST
No, its only 2:15 PM here.....
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1164
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:17:34 AM PST
I have done a lot of thinking and soul searching and have some to this conclusion: anyone who uses the term "chix" is gay.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5261
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:18:33 AM PST
yes bucket!
i've come to the same conclusion ;)
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6220
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:19:11 AM PST
Definetely gay.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1165
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:20:03 AM PST
I guess that makes b e n gay. I wonder if anyones told him?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5262
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:20:13 AM PST
ants are creepy.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6221
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:20:57 AM PST
Woodlice are creepiest of all.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1166
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:21:21 AM PST
birds are rrrrreeeeaaalllly fucking creepy
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 83 Replies posted: 704
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:21:53 AM PST
lice are okay.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5263
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:22:07 AM PST
Especially pigeons. They've got more diseases than rats, or so i was told.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1167
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:22:31 AM PST
Not lice, WOODLICE.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1168
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:23:22 AM PST
Lice are tiny but woodlice are about this length -----
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1169
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:23:29 AM PST
hahaha one day i woke up with a pigeon going nuts-o in my house..
i have no clue how it got in there but it tried to attack me..
thast not a fun way to wake up.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6223
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:23:32 AM PST
lice are okay
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5264
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:24:17 AM PST
A squirrel got in my house once and it was trying to bite everybody and shit.........
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1170
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:25:14 AM PST
hahahahahaha
we have lots of squirrels at my school and one day my friend was like, "aww come here squirrel." and her started running after her all over the lawn..
hahahah best day of school by far.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6224
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:25:31 AM PST
I don't think we have squirrels here. I went to the local aian restaurant and they didn't have it on the menu, so I figired our country dosn't have them
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 126 Replies posted: 5265
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:25:56 AM PST
IT* not her..
goddamned insomnia is making me retarded.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6225
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:26:38 AM PST
A squirrel chased me when i was about 5. It chased me through a park and man, i just can't look at them the same anymore.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1172
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:28:17 AM PST
hahahahaha
i went to this zoo with my auntie when i was little and me and this little boy watched a squirrel jump into a trash can and he went to look in and it jumped out and attacked his face for like 5 minutes straight..
i laughed so hard.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6226
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:29:45 AM PST
One of my dad's friend's dog got it's eye pulled out by a squirrel cos the dog chased it up a tree and the little bitch squirrel jumped on the dog's face and got itself an eyeball.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1173
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:31:31 AM PST
Thats a true story that is.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1174
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:33:03 AM PST
ouch.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6227
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:33:24 AM PST
Ouch, indeed.
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1175
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 06:37:37 AM PST
But on a happier note...............
Posted by: Rayvon Topics started: 51 Replies posted: 1176
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:31:46 AM PST
hahahaha the chicks on here a r funny....there funny cos they have boobs??
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 115 Replies posted: 3579
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:32:03 AM PST
i wonder how big.....hmmmmmmm??
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 115 Replies posted: 3580
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:34:59 AM PST
ill show you MY boobs!
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 90 Replies posted: 868
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:36:16 AM PST
zach has some big ones...
very nice.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6228
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:37:41 AM PST
i can make my tits fart!

yo!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7291
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:38:34 AM PST
and what can you make your ass do?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6229
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 07:38:39 AM PST
hahahahah heya Da pheesh how u doing farking?
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 115 Replies posted: 3582
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 08:03:52 AM PST
"hahahaha the chicks on here a r funny....there funny cos they have boobs??"
well i know THAT's a damn lie
well maybe in alicia's case
she's actually stacked
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 2387
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 08:49:36 AM PST
"how u doing farking"

what the fuck you talking bout hippie?
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2987
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:06:53 AM PST
he's not a hippie he's a twinkie
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 2395
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 09:30:05 AM PST
can't believe rayvon brought up woodlice again.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 2592
Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:36:04 AM PST
DEEEJAY TOMEKK AND THE PRESIDEEEEEEEEENT...

my ass can all kinda shit...
i can make easter eggs 2.



pee ass: no, it doesn't take cock
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 203 Replies posted: 7293
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 05:58:18 AM PST
What the fuck is a "chix"....is that a racial slur or slag on women?

I can just imagine what ben looks like in real life you know. I could.

A complete wank knob from a shit band, that fancies himself as a rock star,

He is over weight with a bleached blonde hair cut and has a monstrous beefed up blonde for a girlyfriend even though he's a closet poof, and uses slagging off women as a cover , and take on the macho persona to get close to men , and is full of shit jokes - like "then billy says to the prostitute hey hey hey hey have you heard this one, have you heard this one, so billy says right, hahahaha, im full too!!! hahahaha!!! hey hey hey!!! - ccchhoorrrreee check that girls tits out!! she fucken wants me the slut",,,,this is the bit when the beefed up girlfriend then chases the barlady all over the pub with a pool que.........

I think everyone has met a b e n at one stage of their lives.

IQ of 3.5 , dick the size of a tom thumb, & his self opinion sky high.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 135 Replies posted: 1678
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:07:08 AM PST
I'm a girl and I say chick(s) all the time. I take no offense.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 444
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:15:45 AM PST
What about the bit where he says" I fucking hate chix man, they should like, be shot at and stuff man...the sluts"
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 136 Replies posted: 1680
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:20:40 AM PST
Well that part shows his stupidity.

Im thinkin (like I think you said before), he's gotten shot down a few time. I don't think you should waste your time hatin' on him tho'. Spend your time more productively, makin fun of him.

If I start seein' 1000's of posts dedicated to your hatred of ben, i'll just ignore them. But if you are funny and witty and comical then i'll check out every single one.

For example, Bucket can just ride the hell outta someone and never say a nasty word.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 445
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:26:05 AM PST
Teenie, that's just too true...and it's a pity i read you're post of reason and tranquillity after i just spent about 10 mins frothing at the mouth and spewing hatred in about 2 posts dedicated to Bensy....he's just such a bastard...but alas my dear you are right...he's isn't worth a drop of vaginal urination and i should leave it...thanks mate ;)
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 136 Replies posted: 1682
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:27:35 AM PST
no problem
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 446
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:28:02 AM PST
I saw GM the other day hey!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 136 Replies posted: 1684
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:38:31 AM PST
I like saying nasty words.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 5355
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:50:02 AM PST
Bucket is soooo hot.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 137 Replies posted: 1693
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:53:09 AM PST
I'm not gay, but I'd do him.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 5360
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:56:14 AM PST
I meant you didn't say nasty (negative) words. I like it when you say nasty (in a good way) words.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 447
Saturday, May 3rd 2003 @ 06:57:49 AM PST
I like being cruel.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 5362
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