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sometimes i wonder, why is lord kur so angry
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Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:34:36 AM PST
maybe its his hairline, maybe its his age, no i think its just the fact hes a fucking whiney little bitch that thinks fucking his pillow devirginizes him...i bet you made holes in your stuffed animals when you were a kid and would pretend it was a vagina, sicko
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 4300
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:37:18 AM PST
hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7523
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:37:42 AM PST
lord kur, more like lord (pillow-fuc)kur
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7524
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:39:36 AM PST
You two are so humorous.
Posted by: Vans Gayer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 92
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:39:56 AM PST
pillow fucKUR AHYAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 4303
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:39:57 AM PST
And you're a pile of shit...it balances out
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7527
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:40:29 AM PST
shut the fuck up vans gayer, the only time you're wanted around here is when your buttfucking aging boytoy is around
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 4304
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:42:54 AM PST
fuckin vans gayer...thinking he's the king of dean's apartment guide...fuck you, you stupid yancy shit toboggan national gross-beta-gamma-testing pussylipped shiny cocksnatch ramirez brother kitchen counter blood-soaked menstrual ragtitty
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7528
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:43:33 AM PST
that was a runon sentence anyone could be proud of! especially me!!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 4306
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:44:25 AM PST
yes, i doubt anyone can make a run-on insult sentence like me
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7530
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:45:06 AM PST
hey pal...dont get ahead of yourself okay?
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 4308
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:47:40 AM PST
oh, is that so? well, down here in victory-land, we're sportin' the trophy at all hours of the day...

i'm sorry if you can't relate...crusty ass-esparanto band-aid consuming dental wench plan fuck you from outer space delegating in a bucket of slimy pussy juice while reading reader's digest and thinking to yourself "hmm, i think i need to switch to geico" cuz your fat lemon-scented asshole cant even get out of the shower...

real cool, man
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7532
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:49:11 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH that was great!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 142 Replies posted: 4312
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 07:49:53 AM PST
ahahahahaaaaaaahahahahahaha, i dont even know what i said
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7535
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 08:21:44 AM PST
^^^^^^^^^^^
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4401
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:36:48 AM PST
i STILL dont know what i said

all i know is that campbell...he's a walking tylertown pussyboy farm reject dipped in sewer cum and reeking of non-opportunity...a bitchless tittytwisted robby dangerfield with dog jizzum on his leg and a sparkle of charlie sheen in his begotten eyes...

what an e-fagmosexual!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 424 Replies posted: 7596
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 10:37:54 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA what the fuck?!?
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4410
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:02:18 AM PST
the funny part is that summers thinks he is funny by acting like a retard with tourette's syndrome
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1908
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:03:26 AM PST
the funny part is that lord kur thinks anyone cares, why dont you just leave fuckrod nobody gives a fuck about your opinion balding barry
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4428
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:05:41 AM PST
what are you gonna do kur list off a bunch of shitty bands and say 'we can get through this together' your sarcasm is lame just like your hairline
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4429
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:05:55 AM PST
the other funny thing is how alf (bruce campbell) swings from his nuts like a kitten hanging on a sock
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1909
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:06:59 AM PST
alf oh no not alf! that would of been funny back in 87 you're a fucking loser kur and nobody gives a damn what you say! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA go shave your ass hairy shitrot
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4430
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:09:55 AM PST
see, you are just like alf

a washed up little toadlike bastard who never says anything remotely humorous but always just chimes in like a friggen dork
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1910
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:10:59 AM PST
oh boo hoo kur tells me im not funny whatever will i do, oh i know not care AHAHAHA you fuckin aging loser bitch see kur i dont give a fuck maybe you should realize that you stupid drunk liver spot faggot oh not faggot AGAIN HE SAID FAGGOT IM GONNA CRY-lord kur
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4431
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:18:07 AM PST
not cry just feel sorry for you

damn you are like that personality deprived little kid who misbehaves because his momma is a drunk and his daddy beats him

then he goes to kindy garden and throws temper tantrums and swears at the teacher so he has to sit in the corner

stop mumbling obscenities in the corner lil bruce
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1911
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:19:08 AM PST
what kur? was that some sort of attempt at big guy language cut down like a smart guy? i dont understand i not smart i dont not know i dumb derrr
coming from a guy named 'lord kur' AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you really are pathetic
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4432
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:25:22 AM PST
swear there ain't no heaven

and i pray there ain't no hell

but i'll never know i'll never know my dying will tell

yes only my dying will tell

yeaH...only my dying will tell

and when i die and when i'm gone
there'll be one child born in this world to carry on

to carry on yeah yeah
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1912
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:25:53 AM PST
lyrics are gay, you are gay, DIE
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4433
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:33:11 AM PST
oh the gay thing

teehee

that is still funny the 9 billionth time you called me gay

it's a bigger hoot when you call me a faggot or cock followed by a random word

haha, you are a cumguzzling cock tree. haha you have good material bruce

its odd that all your putdowns revolve around male sexual organs and oral activities with them. i try not to think too much about that because it makes you seem like a closet gay. closet gays need love too bruce. you can tell us i mean we all pretty much know about it. it's just the internet we won't tell your drunken mom that you are gay. you won't get a paddling
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1913
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:36:18 AM PST
awwwwwww wah not the bruce talks about cock thing, thats all you say when i say it, whos repetitive? who doesnt have material other than a novel to read? you shut up fuckrock you are just as GAY as when you were here before HAHAHAHAHA I HATE YOUR FAGNESS OH NOT FAG AND COCK AND GAY!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4434
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:38:03 AM PST
whos us by the way? you and vans gayer? nobody else here give a fuck about you, so why should i worry about what you think? i dont you're old, you're bald, you're lame and you're fucking stupid and your mom sucks cock like a seasoned pro i hope she chokes on her next trick dick HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4435
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:39:49 AM PST
i feel better you didn't call me a cockmagnet or cockhose or something else like that. i think you are beginning to have one of your closet homo crushes on me.

i don't like boys, bruce. sorry

mark summers will have to be your e-boyfriend
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1914
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:41:13 AM PST
you dont like boys? but you like girls under 12 you sick fuckin pervert, hey kur hows the chat rooms going? find any hot bitches willing to show you some snatch without having to see you in return? HAHAHAHAHAHA kur please, you got nothing and you suck shut the fuck up baldilocks
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4436
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:49:45 AM PST
bruce just admit you lose

you have no wit no comebacks no jokes no rips nothing

you lose, i am better in every single way

you are emberrassing to the board and the only people who think you are funny are the really stupid people with severe personality disorders. so, they don't much count

now kindly stop posting because you suck at it.
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1915
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 11:51:13 AM PST
lose at what? HAHAHAHA its the internet you stupid fuck youve proved my point, you're a loser
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4437
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 12:04:14 PM PST
i'm a loser was your point?

i thought it was that i am angry because you are obsessed with my hair.
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 1916
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 12:04:16 PM PST
Hey, Campbell, you got something against 30+ year olds. I'm 34, and I have seen more than you will ever see, you child!
Posted by: angelic upstart Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 21
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 12:07:17 PM PST
no kur you're angry cause you tell everyone to get some pussy while you're crawling up in your basement cave pretending you're some kinda king dick chick slayer and the routine is old...kinda like you
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 149 Replies posted: 4439
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 12:13:57 PM PST
There's nothing wrong with age. Like a fine wine, it's gets better with time. Experience is key. We can't go backwards, but through backtracking the true knowledge can be found.

Reaper of the benefits.
Society clings to me.
Unified to die,
Simplified to live.
Commonwealth, aggression.
Liars. Cheats.
Against the wall they stand.
Shoot them in the back.
Posted by: angelic upstart Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 22
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