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The "Date Punk Out" Dating contest
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Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:25:47 AM PST
To be in the running, make sure you can answer yes to these three simple questions:

1. Will you pay for dinner?
2. Do you put out on the first date?
3. Are you female?

The winner will be announced out of all legit responses. It's probably best if you live near me too, because I'm not travelling more than I need to.
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 26
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:42:32 AM PST
Punk out...

1. Are you homeless and sunk into a Internet cafe'
2. Are you desperate or on Ramadan?
3. You're gay
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1649
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:45:26 AM PST
notice that are you female is the last requirment.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 88 Replies posted: 864
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:46:31 AM PST
I just want a free meal, and some casual sex as a bonus.
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 29
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:59:46 AM PST
HAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHA!! GO ZACH!!! HAHAHA!!! hahaha!! that's bloody hilarious!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1653
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:06:56 AM PST
I don't get it. why is what zach said funny?
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 32
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:07:33 AM PST
if I wanted to date a guy I would have said 3. are you a guy?
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 33
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:10:37 AM PST
No...im a chick man...fully sic bro....

Hey thanks for the photo of your penis bro...here i'll share it with everyone...
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1654
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:11:50 AM PST
So do i win the dating contest or what? I won't do anything from the selection criteria, but there aint too many contestants if you know what i mean... so do i win?
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1655
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:13:00 AM PST
OH YEAH!!! OH YEAH!!! I WIN!!! I WIN!!! WWWHOOO!!! I RULE!! I RULE!! I RULE!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1656
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:13:04 AM PST
Do you live anywhere near Kentucky?
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 34
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:13:23 AM PST
Nup, ya mind?
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1657
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:14:57 AM PST
that's ok. I don't live in Kentucky anyway.
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 35
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:21:03 AM PST
oh cool. Wanna see the best band in the world???
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 1658
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:31:14 AM PST
the best band in the world is the SickoS! Punk OUt!
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 36
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:28:58 PM PST
lazer = fag
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 710
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:32:07 PM PST
Ok, do I have to defend Ky here or something?
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 328
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:34:03 PM PST
who is ky? and fuck you
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 712
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:35:04 PM PST
I just usually end up havin' to defend Ky or dispell rumors and stuff.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 329
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:41:42 PM PST
i heard ky is a cock chugger
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 713
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:45:55 PM PST
Id say you could find a few, but I think that is the case just about anywhere.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 330
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:47:18 PM PST
its quite easy to find a few cock chuggers on this message bored. Ky is the easiest to find though, because Ky smells like shit and weighs 500 kilos.
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 715
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:50:49 PM PST
there's that damn metric system again!!
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 332
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 12:52:36 PM PST
not an internet dating superstud.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 2518
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:21:07 PM PST
what the....

how the hell did that gastly bellybutton get up there??
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2957
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:23:06 PM PST
molesta loves (_*_)
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 147 Replies posted: 4337
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 01:24:50 PM PST
im sorry (_0_)
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 147 Replies posted: 4339
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:53:42 PM PST
can't compete. Got you beat.
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 286
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:15:12 PM PST
who is Ky, is it a she, and am I getting free food?
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 99
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:17:49 PM PST
Louis?? Tim?? is this one of you guys??
Posted by: L Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 5839
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:18:57 PM PST
I wish I was Louis, is he a stud or what?
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 102
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:24:43 PM PST
C'mon man you're not fooling me! hahha dude!!
Posted by: L Topics started: 132 Replies posted: 5843
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:25:17 PM PST
lazer = punk out
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 749
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:29:07 PM PST
haha I'm actually las pantimedias.
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 103
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:30:09 PM PST
lazer = las pantimedias
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 752
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:33:03 PM PST
you know I only have one personality these days, stop pretending different.
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 105
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:34:29 PM PST
yeah im sure
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 753
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