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funniest person of the board award.
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Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 02:15:37 AM PST
las pantimedias.
i dont even have to explain.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 92 Replies posted: 6129
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:44:43 AM PST
I agree. and he makes humourous posts as an added bonus.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 125 Replies posted: 5205
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:05:24 AM PST
I win.
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 37
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:06:08 AM PST
chimp lose.
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 38
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:06:40 AM PST
chimp isn't a real monkey, just a bed ridden fatty.
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 39
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:10:00 AM PST
hhhmmmm 2 jokes exactly the same, yep neil's a comedy extrodaneire, cos rycycling jokes is always good
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 36 Replies posted: 1433
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:11:01 AM PST
yeah, you wannabe American 2inch flaccid. PLUS you are a bed ridden fatty, covered in seepy bedsores, smelling of eggy black boobies.
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 41
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:12:41 AM PST
dumb^
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 36 Replies posted: 1434
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:13:50 AM PST
Chimp, you are maximum rock n' roll. And when i say rock n roll, i mean GAY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"please mr american embassy let me at least try to be american, even though i can't even say recycling properly" HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 43
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:14:58 AM PST
I'm off for a sick wank......chimp you should probaly come too, plenty of sick for a fatty arigatti like you.
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 44
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:16:56 AM PST
fuck you you patriotic yanky fuck
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 36 Replies posted: 1435
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 06:44:38 AM PST
and another thread killed by gay.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 92 Replies posted: 6135
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 07:17:44 AM PST
I nominate Mark Summers for being so damn funny.
He has all day to sit in his moms house and think up funny stuff.
Posted by: Vans Gayer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 88
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 07:28:20 AM PST
i nominate vans gayer for the worst attempt at being witty.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 92 Replies posted: 6139
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 07:35:06 AM PST
i second that notion
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2931
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 07:38:37 AM PST
I wasn't attempting wit.
Posted by: Vans Gayer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 89
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 07:41:42 AM PST
we are hoping that Austin grows up to be witty.
Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 326
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 07:47:07 AM PST
and im hoping he grows up to 15, then realizes he's worthless, and kills himself...

and i hope he does it on webcam, so the world can watch...and rejoice
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7491
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:05:41 AM PST
I already realize I'm worthless.

You're just as worthless as me, though, if not more.
Posted by: Vans Gayer Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 90
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:07:29 AM PST
the subject isnt MY worthlessness...its yours...now do the world a favor...pick up the gun/pills/bomb and finish god's job
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7492
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:08:39 AM PST
mark summers isn't worthless he could be used to act zaney on message boards
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 1867
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:09:38 AM PST
aww how cute

now that summers guy is demanding that teenagers kill themselves over the internet

isnt that special
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 1868
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:16:17 AM PST
awwwww, yes, kur it is....

and kur is still picking them up over the internet...even in his middle aged state...

congrats on the almost 2000 posts in what? 6 days?



someone's a little cranky and forgot to take his rogaine today...raise your hand...

kur, you shy sly witty king of the home row keys, you are such a silly goose...if geese were bald...
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7494
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:18:30 AM PST
well, lord turd, i'd love to chat and totally make you feel less about yourself, but i've got an important day of doing nothing...*sigh* i do nothing all day, and my parents pay for me...what a funny life...

...i'm not bald, poor, living in a basement, eating pb&j...awww, kur misses his MOMMY

well, i'm out
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7495
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:20:20 AM PST
i think i'll play Chrono Trigger first...oh gooooodie...

kur, have you ever been taken to a cancer center cuz someone thought you were an escaped chemo patient?

ah, doesnt matter...i know the answer is yes...with those sickly eyes, sullen face, bald head...anyone would think you have cancer...

anyways, i'm GONE
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 423 Replies posted: 7496
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:39:31 AM PST
least funny person mark summers
most long winded about the same silly crap over and over mark summers
most depressed aww i need my zanax mark summers
never seen a naked girl award mark summers
lives with mommy after college award mark summers
no job award mark summers
most likely to be all zaney while imitating joey gladstone award mark summers
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 1870
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:40:29 AM PST
bald, loser, alone and 31 and still trying to talk shit on the computer-lord kur

that pretty much beats anything you just said
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 137 Replies posted: 4285
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:44:52 AM PST
you just said i was almost 40 make up your mind
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 1873
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:47:36 AM PST
most likely to call someone a name using male genitalia mixed with a random word bruce campbell

most likely to obsess over internet people and their looks bruce campbell

most likely to have sex with pantimedias bruce campbell



thats all i really know about you bruce

well that stuff and you are boring and repetitive
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 1874
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 10:05:59 AM PST
i never win anything
that's ok
i'll just fuck your dad
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 124 Replies posted: 2317
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 10:20:05 AM PST
most likely to use dumpster tampax sayruh
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 128 Replies posted: 1875
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 10:29:18 AM PST
most likely to be my lesbian lover.
YUMMM YUMMMM.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 6145
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:01:49 AM PST
yo.
i don't think las pantimedias is the funniest here...
and he sure isn't the coolest, as long as DA PHEESH IS IN DA MUDDAPHUCKIN HOUSE, AIYO!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7269
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:02:05 AM PST
y'all should go and choke on some polar bear's dick!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7270
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:02:08 AM PST
word
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7271
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:05:29 AM PST
uh oh pheeshie likes wesley willis
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 124 Replies posted: 2319
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:06:39 AM PST
wesley willis rocks!
I WHOOPED BATMANS ASS.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 6150
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:16:26 AM PST
wesley willis is a song writing genious

and daz pho sho yo!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2945
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 11:19:51 AM PST
pop that pussy
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 129 Replies posted: 1886
Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 12:16:48 PM PST
i dont think i'd be where i am today without sad bitches like lord kur, lgfg, cabel, and the other assorted ass clowns of this bored to make me look this great.
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 686
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 10:10:24 AM PST
by the way,where did lgfg go??

i dunno who wesley willis is...m i missin out somethin?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7275
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 10:12:33 AM PST
DUDE pheesh, you gotta go download some wesley willis NOW!!!

daz pho sho!!!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 2955
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 11:51:15 AM PST
is he a rappa?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7277
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 11:52:47 AM PST
pa rappa the rapper
XOtrianglesquare
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 124 Replies posted: 2323
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 02:53:27 PM PST
now DAT was a game!!!
or they told me...i've neva played it...
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7278
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:02:23 PM PST
most likely bored by this whole conversation of everyone trying to bash each other, and then changing the subject - me.
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 288
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:02:51 PM PST
although I'm probably just a candidate.*
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 289
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:03:55 PM PST
you're gay
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 744
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:05:00 PM PST
reckless you're a fuckin idiot bitch take your niceness somewhere else asshog!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4392
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:08:09 PM PST
hmm... wow you have such a great vocabulary.
nice....ness eh? Oh well. I'll go away for now.
I'm getting bored now anyway.
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 291
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:08:30 PM PST
ya i make words up big deal fuck off
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4393
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:09:06 PM PST
goodbye, gay fag
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 747
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:09:29 PM PST
goodbye, fag gay
Related URL: http://`
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4394
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:11:14 PM PST
oh and you have quite a talent at it...
You blatherskite.. and I didn't even make that one up.
Oh yeah, and before I go, wesley willis is like the best crazy person ever....
"taco bell make you wanna poop" genius.. in a really really messed up sweetly retarded kind of way.
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 292
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:13:01 PM PST
fare thee well to you, whose insults outway mine greatly in that "oh yeah?" "I know you are but what am I?" kind of way.
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 293
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:13:37 PM PST
you already said you were leaving, no need to make a dramatic exit fuckthrottle
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 148 Replies posted: 4395
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 03:18:44 PM PST
wesley willis is a fucking shit stain. i find it funny that you try and mock bruce and myself but then praise willis for his dumb and repeatitive antics.

here is a little poem i wrote about reckless in a wesley willis format

You're gay
You're gay
You're gay
You're gay

You post on the Guttermouth Message Bored
You're name is reckless_suburbanite
You fuck anus in your free time
You are also gay

You're gay
You're gay
You're gay
You're gay
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 748
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 05:05:47 PM PST
So in a way, you're saying you have dumb and repetitive antics..... Yeah. That's about right.
I praise him because he actually has a mental problem. You, might as well.
Have you seen the giant brown spot in the middle of his forehead? It kind of screams "tumor"
I actually liked the poem It was quite nice.
I wasn't trying to make a dramatic exit. I was just trying to say "I was leaving for real" then.
I don't know why I'm back. Maybe it's because I come on here in my free time (other than getting it in the anus) to sit back and be insulted by people that think they're smarter than me.
But one day you and your buddies will go out drinking, and on the drive home with you at the wheel, you'll think of me when you forget your seat belt and again when your head goes through the windshield.
I think you can be funny at times, but when you use the same insult over and over like
"you're gay" "you're a fag" "gay fag" I mean, just because you're an Americain closet case, I doesn't give you the right to just go on making fun of anyone that says something remotely intelligent, or "nice"
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 294
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 05:08:04 PM PST
I meant "it" instead of " I " in that last sentance.
Posted by: reckless_suburbanite Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 295
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 05:09:08 PM PST
thats nice
Posted by: cunt Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 33
Tuesday, April 29th 2003 @ 06:42:14 PM PST
hey reckless way to have a spine, rock on
you frank sinatra listening semi-ok geek lol
Posted by: L Topics started: 133 Replies posted: 5851
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 12:39:59 AM PST
reckless is gay
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 756
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 12:56:54 AM PST
I think it's because he sleeps with men.
Posted by: Punk Out Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 117
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 01:01:32 AM PST
sleeping with gay men often leads to gayity
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 759
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 01:05:57 AM PST
don't you wish there were test strips just to be sure
ya know
if the ph in a sodomizers urine had a specific level of acidity
fuck the damn don't ask don't tell bull shit
i'd sneak that swizzle stick right on in during pre emploment drug testing

well unless it was retail
if there's one thing a fag's good for it's peddling some v neck sweaterz
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 125 Replies posted: 2350
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 01:08:15 AM PST
oooooh are you a fatty?
Posted by: Neil Tusk Topics started: 12 Replies posted: 45
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 01:11:35 AM PST
not really
i leave the bloating to chuck
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 125 Replies posted: 2351
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 06:02:21 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!!
but on chuckles....
my uncle is gay and he is good for giving me portraits and other marilyn monroe memorabilia..
OH and sometimes he puts on wigs and acts really goofy too with his LIFE PARTNER!(uncle paul)
i <3 gay men.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 6172
Wednesday, April 30th 2003 @ 05:29:03 PM PST
so u r gay!
jawdee is gay!
phreak!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 202 Replies posted: 7282
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