| Tuesday, April 22nd 2003 @ 11:51:34 PM PST |
| Something not quite right about that |
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| Posted by: TyMustDie |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 12:05:44 AM PST |
| who figured that semen as malnourished as his could survive the long trip up to the thingy inside that thingo. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 03:18:26 AM PST |
| Ty Must Die????? Jesus, you're jaryn or amanda ex-boyfriend aren't you. Don't think you're jaryn. We miss him. |
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| Posted by: My Screenname |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:06:58 AM PST |
| i thought that was stacey cousin or brother or uncle something, from way back when |
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| Posted by: jean |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:11:20 AM PST |
| my best freinds a dad now, he used to be alright but now he crys an smell like baby turd |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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Replies posted: 1405 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:12:31 AM PST |
| my boss's kid is runnin around the office, he is so cute, but makes me not want to have kids |
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| Posted by: jean |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:17:06 AM PST |
| i know how you feel. i am taking care of my sick lil bro today.....fun...... |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:20:05 AM PST |
| yous aint been gettin broody then? |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:23:16 AM PST |
| gettin broody? ive been gettin booty, well not for a while at least, im going to have an affair with my business writing book now |
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| Posted by: jean |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:24:37 AM PST |
| poor ty, he got regected for a buisness writing book... |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:26:16 AM PST |
| an affair with a business book, imagin how cute your babies would be..... |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:27:21 AM PST |
| very sexy of course |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
Topics started: 39 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:29:00 AM PST |
| of course, they could run meetings and type memos, make my life come true |
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| Posted by: jean |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:30:32 AM PST |
| i'd rather have kids with a vacume cleaner.....that way i wouldn't have to clean anymore |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
Topics started: 39 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:32:49 AM PST |
| hehehe, Im sure iv meet some girls like that before |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:33:13 AM PST |
| hahahah |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
Topics started: 39 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:37:42 AM PST |
| im in a libary an someone stinks round here, im pretty sure it aint me, theres a guy sat 2 seats down but its a realy strong smell so im gettin paranoid...... |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1410 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:39:25 AM PST |
| fuck he stinks, I should tell him to go to the bathroom an get a frickin wash.. |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1411 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:42:13 AM PST |
| do you have an dederant on you? you could hand it to him, and tell him that he needs it more than you.......or, you could do the same w/gum, or a mint |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
Topics started: 39 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:42:59 AM PST |
| *deoderant |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
Topics started: 39 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:43:14 AM PST |
| yea great movie scene stealin cumsack |
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| Posted by: Dicktits McGreggor |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:44:00 AM PST |
| i know.....i know..... |
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| Posted by: Skitzo |
Topics started: 39 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:45:11 AM PST |
| he smells like he went skinny dippin in a vat of vinigar.?? |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1412 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 11:49:21 AM PST |
| atleast when I skinny dip in vinegar I get a shower after... |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1413 |
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| Wednesday, April 23rd 2003 @ 01:50:08 PM PST |
weren't you the dude that shit in the shower?
or was that vomiting in your mate's shoes?? |
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| Posted by: L |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:16:33 AM PST |
| no I got drunk and broke into a "friends" house to steal drugs but he had none so I craped in his shoe |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:18:29 AM PST |
| hahahaha crapped in his shoe |
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| Posted by: Rayvon |
Topics started: 49 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:35:10 AM PST |
| we also flooded his flat like in home alone, it seemed like a good idea at the time |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:39:31 AM PST |
| Was whats-his-face there from home alone? Y'know, the child actor..... |
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| Posted by: Rayvon |
Topics started: 49 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:40:17 AM PST |
| I know his name but i can't spell it.......... |
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| Posted by: Rayvon |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:40:31 AM PST |
| macualy culkin |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:40:51 AM PST |
| i cant spell it but its that |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:44:02 AM PST |
| Yeah. Hes a coke-head or something now but man, was he good in Home Alone. |
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| Posted by: Rayvon |
Topics started: 49 |
Replies posted: 1146 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:50:36 AM PST |
| micheal jackson swapped him a car for his anal virginity |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1427 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:51:28 AM PST |
| which reminds me............anyone want a sparkely new car? |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1428 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:51:46 AM PST |
| i hope you and michael jackson get cancer |
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| Posted by: Neil Tusk |
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Replies posted: 27 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:52:17 AM PST |
| i hope your car crashes you jobby loving beefy-wank |
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| Posted by: Neil Tusk |
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Replies posted: 28 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:52:44 AM PST |
| micheal jackson invented aids |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 1429 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:53:20 AM PST |
| Bad AIDS. Thats what that white man spazzcreep made. |
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| Posted by: Neil Tusk |
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Replies posted: 29 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:54:25 AM PST |
| You torso smells of meatpaste. |
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| Posted by: Neil Tusk |
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Replies posted: 30 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:55:03 AM PST |
| fuck you |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 125 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 05:55:43 AM PST |
| Lick my thigh grease, you eggy bastardo |
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| Posted by: Neil Tusk |
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Replies posted: 31 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:07:35 AM PST |
| I think tymustdie is someone form the kevin dill clan if not then who really cares. I'm not going to spend too much time trying to figure out who it is. Congrats, jamie. I hope everything is well. Good luck with the little girl. Talked to ralph tonight. We had a chat about you. Me and the Melbourne folks miss you if you really care at all. If not then fair enough. It's understandable... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5414 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:40:12 PM PST |
| hmmmmm |
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| Posted by: TyMustDie |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:41:20 PM PST |
| Ty is clever, but still must die. |
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| Posted by: TyMustDie |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:45:10 PM PST |
| hahahaahah no, he cant die, he just needs to lose both of his arms so he cant drum anymore |
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| Posted by: Jerry Lewis |
Topics started: 35 |
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| Monday, April 28th 2003 @ 08:47:29 PM PST |
| ty is my best friend |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:06:50 AM PST |
| Ty has no friends only people that want things from him. I'm not clever. I'm just resourceful. And sometimes Drugged up enough to make myself think straight..... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5420 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:17:57 AM PST |
| can I borrow a 20? |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5228 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:25:28 AM PST |
| Sure. I'll send it on an american airlines flight so it gets to you quick.. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5425 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:29:54 AM PST |
| send it on some Asian Airline. I wants SARS. quarantine for 2 weeks means no work and more room service. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5231 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:36:17 AM PST |
| Doyou get paid from your work if you get quarantined? Maybe guttermouth will have to pay me even though I'm quarantined... hmmmmm.. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5429 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:40:49 AM PST |
| I'll just pretend I did my work. no one will know that I've been gone for 2 weeks. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:41:26 AM PST |
maybe there'll be a good looking asian chick in quarantine.
from wat I've seen on the internet, those Asians do ANYTHING. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:44:45 AM PST |
| Yeah like cook asian food! fucking weird stuff, man. i even saw this one asian have sex with me. ME! God they will do anything. I guess she had to because she is my girlfriend. (amanda's part asian, but you can't really tell. her eyes aren't crooked and her teeth aren't funny.) |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:46:28 AM PST |
Kidding amnda. If you read this....
You're eyes are crooked and your teeth are funny. Okay. I'm still kidding. Just thought I'd take a shot at you. Ummm I love you! hehehehe! |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5435 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:48:00 AM PST |
Asian food? you mean like cats?
I think the girls like you only because you were in that band once. Jugheads revenge or something. why'd you give up rockstar status? |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5239 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:51:12 AM PST |
| Well I'll tell ya, bucket. It's not all it's cracked up to be. I mean seriously how much fun is it to have any girl you want and get loads of money for doing basically nothing? Where's the sport in that? I'd rather fizzle out with a band that isn't going anywhere and lose all my self respect and credibility as a musician than have everyting handed to me on a golden (not silver) platter. Now that's what I call livin'. |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:54:03 AM PST |
| I'd much rather have the 14 year odl girls worship me. Don't good charlotte need a permanent drummer? you could go join them. YOu might have to wear make up... but the 14 year old girls... |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5241 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:57:01 AM PST |
| Funny thing. I was considering playing for them before they broke. I don't know though. I'm not really into the whole east coast look an attitude they have, but they are nice guys though. I'm too bubbley for them. I wouldn't mind the money that they're getting paid, but it would bug me to join a band that I wouldn't be able to write music in like I'm in right now. I have minimal say in guttermouths music. obviously as you've seen the music they've been putting out as of late.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5439 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 03:59:14 AM PST |
| you could have a solo project on the side. the good charlotte boys obviously need time to be on MTV and all that, so you'd have the whole downtime to go and write music that people didn't like. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:00:19 AM PST |
| hows that bassplayer working out? is he a permanent member of the band now? you should have apporoached gene simmons. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:03:35 AM PST |
| Hmmm. I think I like this plan. I'll call Benji. "Benji! hey this is Ty!... ty smith. You know the coolest person on earth. Yes that Ty Smith.... Tell you what I'll take the job if you lose three hundred pounds. deal? no deal? Ohhh that's too bad... What's that you say. You have to go finish that jar of mayonaisse you were munching on? Okay then. Your loss then. Take care and wash that dirt out from under your eyes. you look down right silly." *click* hello? Hello? I guess he hung up on me... seems like he doesn't like my idea. oh, well... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:05:12 AM PST |
| He's not a permanat member and Gene Simmons only lickedme whenI asked him toplay for us. I'm not sure how to take it. Was that a yes or no? |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:05:46 AM PST |
| who in their right mind would call themselves benji!? that's the gayest name I've heard since Vasbert. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5248 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:06:40 AM PST |
| it depends where Gene licked you... if it's below the waist I think that's a yes. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:07:17 AM PST |
| if you need a permanent bass player you should hire Lazer. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5250 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:08:31 AM PST |
| Or a name like Mike. Talk about weird... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:10:26 AM PST |
| I'd rather higher a legless retard. Now that's entertaining. Or a midget. You know that band the little kings? Maybe that guy would play a few shows with us. God that would be great! |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
Topics started: 119 |
Replies posted: 5448 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 04:12:00 AM PST |
who gives a fuck about how well the midget coudl play the bass.... you'd have a midget!
I have a midget that I could hook you up with... just say the word. |
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| Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef |
Topics started: 126 |
Replies posted: 5253 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 08:02:59 AM PST |
| I think Bucket must be in lucky midget sex slave trade, bussiness. |
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| Posted by: Teeniebopper Punk |
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Replies posted: 377 |
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| Thursday, May 1st 2003 @ 11:02:58 PM PST |
| coming from someone with a sharks mouth |
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| Posted by: jean |
Topics started: 88 |
Replies posted: 1563 |
