driving to work
Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 09:30:26 AM PST
this morning and on the way passed this little squirrel in the middle of the road, i swerved and didnt hit it, and as far as i could see without getting into an accident, those behind me didnt hit it. It was so sad, it was all hunched down moving from side to side not knowing what to do
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 09:42:54 AM PST
squirrel's are pretty quick, I bet it got away unranover
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 09:47:11 AM PST
well at least no one hit the little guy
the other day on my way home from work, i came across 2 deer taking their sweet time crossing the road
i stopped to let them pass, looked into the woods next to me and saw nothing but trees, then i look again like 2 seconds later and i have a whole army of deer heading right for me, it was like 10 or 11 of them, they had me surrounded
it was pretty weird, but then the finally just crossed the road and i was back on my way
the other day on my way home from work, i came across 2 deer taking their sweet time crossing the road
i stopped to let them pass, looked into the woods next to me and saw nothing but trees, then i look again like 2 seconds later and i have a whole army of deer heading right for me, it was like 10 or 11 of them, they had me surrounded
it was pretty weird, but then the finally just crossed the road and i was back on my way
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 09:49:11 AM PST
fucking wisconsin...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 09:52:31 AM PST
were they stags or 12 point bucks man??
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 09:54:00 AM PST
oh ya man, nudie punk girls with mohawks here:
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 10:16:18 AM PST
i dont really remember
i think mostly females though
i think mostly females though
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:35:38 PM PST
You should have hit the squirrel so that you get the satisfaction of knowing that you killed it and not some undeserving person. I love the way they pop when you run over them... But seriously. I'm sure it got away. Someone probably stopped and let it go across unharmed. Either that or it got across on it's own. They're a quick breed, squirrels....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:37:12 PM PST
squirrels asses cant talk
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:38:44 PM PST
Squirrels can't talk.... wait a minute. No no no. This is all wrong.....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:39:34 PM PST
Ready to go to Mexico again, ramon? I'm not.....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:39:45 PM PST
hey girl are you pregnant
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:40:58 PM PST
i want to bring a camara to observe don the new king of mexico
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:41:49 PM PST
Hahahaaha. Donald! That just was not right at all.... No I'm not pregnant!... Oh yeah well if you were I'd like to fuck your warm fetus......
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:42:50 PM PST
Yeah he really know's how to talk to the chickys. I guess when he has a girlfrind it's the only way he can keep himself out of trouble by warding them away with shit talk...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:43:12 PM PST
hopefully he will do it again have you found out when we are leaving
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:43:56 PM PST
But I don't want to go to mexico anymore. It's a really bad place full of fried food and people that don't speak too much english.....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:44:41 PM PST
and french fries and tile stages
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:44:42 PM PST
No Mark hasn't called me. He said he'd call me today. I told him please no suprisees like oh we're leaving in an hour...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:45:00 PM PST
does ty try to be funny or something?
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:45:33 PM PST
no but i do, cause im a stupid faggot hi im lord kur and my other interests include trying to be a comedian but im not in the least bit funny!
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:45:52 PM PST
no he is not thats how things are done
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:45:54 PM PST
Ohhh man tile stages are the worst.... I can't believe how fucked up somone has to be to build a stage and then cover it with the one thing that reflects sound more than anything in the world. Recipe for disaster....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:47:00 PM PST
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:47:09 PM PST
You're right. You're not funny. Now go away before I taunt you another time....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:47:30 PM PST
he seems cuddily
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:47:57 PM PST
DID you find your carpet
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:48:02 PM PST
Yeeeeaaaahhhhhh duuuuuddddeeee!!!!! SPRIIIIIIIINGGGG BBBBBBRREEEEEEEEEAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! God I hate everyone there.......
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:48:48 PM PST
No. Mr.Clint left it in Mammoth on accident. Whatever. I have another now......
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:48:56 PM PST
hey ty, just cause im a security guard and i live in my parents basement (im 31) and i JUST got a gun (no bullets) doesnt give you the right to make fun of my baldness and misfortune! c'mon pal we can fix that smile sport (something i say all the time that isnt funny either cause im about as hilarious as a heart attack caused by a stroke from choking on chicken or my chicken whatever chicken either way thats how funny i am!!)
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:49:03 PM PST
did you hear don almost started a fight
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:50:13 PM PST
Yeah. He always starts fights. He that guy with the mike at boxing matches.... In this corner... Okay. Yeah I did...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:50:16 PM PST
lo siento soy joto
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:50:33 PM PST
hey guys im gonna bust into your conversation saying something completely stupid and hope to pretend i was here all along just so i can talk to you (insert wanna be joke about ty here_________)
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:50:44 PM PST
lard fur_ Ewwww
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:51:31 PM PST
No thanks, lard fur. I'm gay....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:52:17 PM PST
ty would you like to buy a cell phone today
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:53:12 PM PST
!Los siento! soy hoto.....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:53:27 PM PST
i wish that i could pretend to be me
it seems like fun
it seems like fun
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:53:41 PM PST
I need to practice that to keep the venders away from me.....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:54:31 PM PST
you wish you were in the grapes
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:55:02 PM PST
Why don't you pretend like you don't have any fingers and try typing with your toes or just plain don't type at all. I don't think anyone would notice.... I had a dream last night that I lost half my thumb...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:55:33 PM PST
You wish YOU were in the grapes...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:56:35 PM PST
ty go to www.geocities.com/davepitaph you will not reget it
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:56:39 PM PST
lard fur_ wishes he was in the grapes and he wioshes he was a pilot....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 12:57:50 PM PST
I'll go later. My computers kind of fucked right now and it won't let me paste or look on other windows I have opened right now. I need to restart it...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:00:22 PM PST
well when you do it will make you want to slap the next person you see
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:04:27 PM PST
ty rhymes with cry
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:06:02 PM PST
and kur with duuuuuurrrrrr
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:06:36 PM PST
Lord kur_ rhymes with I'm going to bitch slap your mom if you don't shuit the fuck up, fuck nut...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:07:27 PM PST
no it doesnt.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:10:28 PM PST
Sure it does. It's called Poetic law. Look it up....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:11:39 PM PST
look up?
i've got a nice ceiling.
i've got a nice ceiling.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:12:41 PM PST
Look up your moms skirt and tell her she needs to clean the cobwebs away so you can check out her bush... Go on. DO IT!
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:13:41 PM PST
ok, but only because you're my idol.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:14:39 PM PST
Kick ass. I've never been anyones idol before. Do I have to do anything special?
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:15:51 PM PST
fellitiate me.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:16:03 PM PST
hahahahahah
holy fuck
fellitiate?
holy fuck
fellitiate?
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:17:15 PM PST
i like to touch young boys
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:19:33 PM PST
when it comes to young boys, my motto is "the younger the better"
one time i feltched a 3 year old jewish boy
one time i feltched a 3 year old jewish boy
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:20:07 PM PST
i like loosing my keys in dark parking lots and then walking around in the cold for half an hour trying to find them while being illegaly parked.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:20:42 PM PST
loosing?
how do you spell that shit anyway
how do you spell that shit anyway
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:20:55 PM PST
losing
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:21:14 PM PST
loosing? like stretching a vag?
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:22:52 PM PST
my other interests include vaginas
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:27:32 PM PST
I like to rub motor oil all over my face and walk through bad neighborhoods.... Like the one I live in.....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:28:24 PM PST
niggers can be people, too
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:29:44 PM PST
mmmm. motor oil. do you ever have hippies run at you with bottles of dawn wanting to "SAVE" you?
-z-
-z-
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:31:05 PM PST
Can be but they don;t try. Okay. Enough with the black humor. That's just plain not nice at all...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:38:59 PM PST
hi ty
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:48:19 PM PST
Hi, Flea....
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:51:26 PM PST
just felt like saying hello. i've accumulated more than 170 gay quotes on this msg bored. i'm proud.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:52:15 PM PST
Okay then. Good job. Keep up the good work, soldier.... Bye...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 01:53:47 PM PST
ok you're leaving... later. 'nice day, captain.
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 02:27:06 PM PST
haha, gay you're such a flea...
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Monday, March 24th 2003 @ 02:43:09 PM PST
hahahha
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