| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 06:06:38 AM PST |
Horror:
A family of 6 moves into a new house, and the house is haunted as fuck, real spiders would be used during filming. There will be fucked up demons that you can just bearly see in the dark above the kids beds. There will be stuffed animals that walk around. And a hidden torcher room discovered under the stairs. And the scariest thing of all there will be a guy that has been living in the walls of the house for the 2 years the family was there. Cool.
Comedy/Drama:
I will make a Dazed and Confused II. In this movie Mitch will be a guitarist in a band and the movie eill focus around how cool it is to be in a band. Funny band members and wacky adventures will make this movie a classic. There will be a cheech and chong vibe, but the movie will be based strictly around the first Dazed and Confused. Lost of the same people will be in the movie, but all with their own storys, mitch will be the main focus though.
Comedy # 2:
A sea monster is seen on a submarine mission, and the moster turns out to be a robot and is being controled by a group of japanese ninja terrorists. They do missions attacking parts of the US in funny ways. They all smoke marijuana like crazy and are stoners aswell. There will be alot of parts where the ninjas piss of old people. And they kidnap famous popstars and brainwash them into being fuckin crackheads. And they also make a time machine and go back to the 80's join a cock rock band and bang cicks who wear lots of neon with big hair.
So what do you think? Would I be a cool director? I would be totally fucking crazy, I mean funny as fuck bloody rediculous
horror scenes. Old people getting kidnapped and forced to hit bongs. |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 06:23:02 AM PST |
| theyd probably be "straight to video" films, but that dont mean there gonna be bad films... |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 06:36:51 AM PST |
i always had this idea for a movie, i dont have any plot or anything but it every member of the cast would be a midget
it could be a comedy but there would be no midget/short jokes in it, it would just be a totally normal movie, that takes place in a normal world (not some midget fairy land) with midgets substituted for real people
what do you think neon? |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 06:44:11 AM PST |
| it would be kinda like a futuristic vershion of willo |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 07:08:32 AM PST |
| the horror one; you need a reason why they need to live there, and cannot leave. Like that old ass movie (then they made the suck ass new version) The House on Haunted Hill. And if they survive the night they get a cash reward. But anyways, if you wavent seen it, and have somewhat of an attention span, see the first version. Its got Vincent Price in it, atleast i thought it did. |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 07:31:56 AM PST |
| that horror one neon...people under the stairs with the guy roach that gets loose and stays between the walls. been done sorry bud hahaha its the only one i read |
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| Posted by: Bruce Campbell |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 07:39:50 AM PST |
whats it called?
that ones thats actually been made |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 07:43:58 AM PST |
midget fights, midget love scenes, midget arguements, etc.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
midget drama?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 07:50:48 AM PST |
| dude, don't forget midget sales figures too |
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| Posted by: diecowdie |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 07:53:48 AM PST |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
goddamn midgets |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 10:01:12 AM PST |
i love midgets. i think everyone should own one, or two. the good thing about fucking midgets is that it makes my micro phallus look like it could choke a fucking elephant.
now that i think about it, i would love to ass rape a hamster while a midget licks the corn out of my soiled sphincter. mmm...hamsters and cheese with a side order of ass licking midgets.
viva la midgets and their small hands |
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| Posted by: cletus christ superstar |
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| Saturday, March 15th 2003 @ 03:10:52 PM PST |
i know exactly what bruce is talking about..i thought that too when i read it haha
i loved that fucking movie it was spooky..
that crazy wall dude had his tongue cut off...
and the lady made the one chick get in the super hot bath..
and the black kid with the all knowing grandpa hahahaha
GOOD STUFF! |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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