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drunk by noon
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Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 09:40:10 AM PST
IT IS HAPPY HOUR FOR ME
TOOT TOOT
buy me a beer
NOW
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 77 Replies posted: 1487
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 09:44:34 AM PST
have a few more then go start a fight wit someone
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1120
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 10:29:22 AM PST
sober till 5
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 507
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 10:31:56 AM PST
drinking early is fun, but it usually leaves me in rough shape come night time
but what the hell, i'll buy a round
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2443
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 10:32:29 AM PST
hello crotch!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2444
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 10:35:26 AM PST
hey dude. its a shame that rum is gone already, hey? you guys shouldve seen when i made him slam the rest of the bottle when he was on the phone. that was funny shit

....im drunk by noon, but thats ok. I'll be president someday.
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 508
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 10:52:33 AM PST
yeah ill buy a couple rounds too but you have to try a couple new drinks i made up. the first one is called to flux-capacitor which is blure curacoa and redbull witth a shot of 151 lit on fire and dropped in. the other is an al qeida (cause it gets you bombed) it is what ever the hashest shit you have behind the bar all mixed together. oh and of course you have to do a stunt man shot.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3516
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 02:49:16 PM PST
isn't that bull semen with a bloody tampon chaser
Posted by: L Topics started: 119 Replies posted: 5338
Thursday, March 13th 2003 @ 11:11:14 PM PST
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
goddamn.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 65 Replies posted: 5068
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