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Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:38:58 PM PST
...to bring a 40 oz into a venue where they frisk you... no im not gunna shove it up my ass like so many of you dickfuckers are gunna suggest.
Posted by: Matt Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 69
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:48:54 PM PST
stick it up your vagina
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 18 Replies posted: 638
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:06:20 PM PST
dude, poor it into a few 20 ozs...like maybe an ice tea...and the friskers will just think you're gay...cuz you drink ice tea
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 377 Replies posted: 7012
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:09:43 PM PST
Hahaha, thats good
Posted by: Matt Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 70
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:11:10 PM PST
why bring it at all?
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1801
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:11:39 PM PST
hey surrender, how's it hanging?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3504
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:12:33 PM PST
just tell some girl to take it in for you, they rarely frisk girls
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1802
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:12:44 PM PST
YO!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1803
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:14:02 PM PST
fuck, if you're that dwetermined to drink alcohol in a show just ziploc a bag of vodka or some shit. why the fuck would you try....... nevermind you're a fuck
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3505
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:14:36 PM PST
hey k im me bitch
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3506
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:15:51 PM PST
its not that im determined... its just that a beer is 4.50$... which is more expensive than a 40oz of beer. So shut the fuck up dick face.

And why not drink alcohol at a show? fuck off
Posted by: Matt Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 71
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:16:35 PM PST
yes my master!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1806
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:19:28 PM PST
do the tea thing...and don't talk ill to my friend Smegster...
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 377 Replies posted: 7014
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:19:58 PM PST
oh damn 4.50. what are you on fuckin welfare? so you came on here to bitch about the cost of beer or your incompitence on smuggling booze?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3507
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:22:43 PM PST
do the math fuck face. why pay 20$ for 5$ worth of beer. And yes i do suck at smuggling beer, thats why i ask.

And summers, the tea does sound good
Posted by: Matt Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 72
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:24:27 PM PST
oh god too funny. So matt what you're saying is that you need a 40 oz of beer to have fun at whatever show you're going to?
Damn that sucks
Just ask some old fart to buy you shit in exchange for a blow job, that works.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1807
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:27:09 PM PST
I'm not saying i need beer to have fun. I'll have fun just the same without it. It'll just be more fun. And its the mad caddies on friday, thats gunna fuckig kick ass

so youve done the old fart/blow job trick... i see....
Posted by: Matt Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 73
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:29:54 PM PST
nah, i don't drink so i don't need to do that, but i've heard it works with just about anything.
Mad Caddies are coming down here too but it's to far away, i'll just wait till July for the warped tour.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1809
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:35:35 PM PST
do what math? i just pay as i go. when it's all over with it still doesn't matter. why go to a fucking show just to cheapskate your way through the night? doesn't sound like fun to me mattress
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3508
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:39:22 PM PST
Do they let you take water bottles in?

Put vodka in a water bottle and just act like it's water.

It looks like it.
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 674
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:40:41 PM PST
that's fucking gay, they make you dump it out and buy their expensive ass shit
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3509
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:43:08 PM PST
Aw that's no good..
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 676
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:15:40 PM PST
bring a chick with her and have her hide it amongst girly products
those things are scary to guys
most bouncers are guys
OR
get real sloshed BEFORE the show
if it's THAT big of a deal
OR
put it in cellaphane and lie and say it's a gift basket for the band or a hottie 'tender
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1470
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:17:02 PM PST
that's what i said sayruh, they never search girls. shit i always bring a tampon in my bag so they don't bother me.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1822
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 11:01:32 PM PST
you cant put it in a water bottle or anything unless its completely sealed or they will know you opened it up and put stuff in it...i dont know if that makes sense...i'm high.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5046
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 12:29:22 AM PST
What's this I see with people saying NOT to drink at a show? Nigga please, only emo fags would say that shit.
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 1386
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 12:30:25 AM PST
And I think the ziplock bag would work best.
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 1387
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 12:36:56 AM PST
you said nigga please
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
classic
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5047
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 01:19:50 AM PST
Put it inside a balloon and say you have a huge bloated nut sack.

Or you can just drink it all right before you pussy.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 412 Replies posted: 1986
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 04:49:39 AM PST
drink it before you go in, then spend the whole time inside pukin in the toilets.... thatll be fun
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1083
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 05:04:09 AM PST
they dont search us properly round he, so I usually tape a bottle of something to my ankle "travis bickle" style and usually get away with it
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1084
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 08:40:04 AM PST
my suggestion for you is that punk rawk is gay
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 552
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 09:01:14 AM PST
i also like that deniro taxi driver reference. so i decided i like you
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 554
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 09:03:30 AM PST
even though you are jewish
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 56 Replies posted: 555
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 09:16:39 AM PST
who deniro? whats taxi driver? you make no sense
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1100
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 09:18:54 AM PST
buy some spandex biker shorts and stuff.
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
that would be awesome!
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 66 Replies posted: 689
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