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Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 06:41:52 PM PST
my ear hurts soooooo bad.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5034
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:03:09 PM PST
pee in it, i heard that good
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7000
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:04:13 PM PST
no no no
thats for jellyfish stings or something
we dont want to pee
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5035
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:05:13 PM PST
yeah if a jellyfish stings you, you gotta poor your own piss on yourself.
Posted by: Matt Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 69
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:05:36 PM PST
Just pee on it, and if it works then it won't hurt
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7001
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:06:47 PM PST
but what if it gets worse?
will you pay for my weed?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5036
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:07:17 PM PST
haha

put some garlic soaked cotton thing.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1788
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:07:46 PM PST
my ear hurts cuz my wisdom tooth is coming out.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1789
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:08:27 PM PST
my ear hurts because i just got over a cold.
i get ear infections after colds.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5037
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:08:54 PM PST
So you gonna have Vicodin
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7002
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:09:13 PM PST
i finally got over a 2 month cold last month, fuck that sucked.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1790
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:09:47 PM PST
i have some oxicodene, shit that reminds me...
note to self: steal oxicodene
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1791
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:10:22 PM PST
Jodie take a shit on a stick and put it in your ear, the warmth of the shit might help it, i sure it will work but i ain't a doctor.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7004
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:10:51 PM PST
i cant get vicodin becauseeee...
i have no insurance.
i cant afford medicine :(
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5038
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:11:30 PM PST
NO WAY MAN...
i have to save my shiton a stick for the summer time.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5039
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:11:44 PM PST
Me neither!!!
having no insurance is like not being able to shit.
Its a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1794
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:12:30 PM PST
fo sho yo...
i had to pay like 700 bucks for my fucking stitches
GAY
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5040
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:12:56 PM PST
i can help get rid of that pain
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7005
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:13:05 PM PST
wha??????? Fuck that!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1795
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:14:27 PM PST
getting rid of a pain in the ass is easy..
just grab your shot gun.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5041
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:16:41 PM PST
guns scare me, and so does fire, god all you need is a pulgante, milk of magnessia and water, that pain will go away.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1796
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:17:37 PM PST
GUNS ARE FUN...and fire is cool..
i love the smell of matches mmmm
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5042
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:18:24 PM PST
dammit i just realised i missed my 5000th post..
GOD I'M A LOSER!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5043
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:19:23 PM PST
mine was

pee in it, i heard that good

Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7000
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 313 Replies posted: 7007
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 07:23:02 PM PST
i've got a long way to go.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1798
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:16:56 PM PST
put vinegar in your ear and put a warm wash cloth over it
for reals
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1471
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:18:53 PM PST
"i love the smell of matches mmmm"
my friend lindsay has a huge ass
we're actually not friends anymore because she turned psycho
well anyhoo, she used to eat the tips off of matches
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1472
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:53:40 PM PST
EWWWWWW thats grody.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 5044
Wednesday, March 12th 2003 @ 07:56:24 AM PST
shoot yourself


christ
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 53 Replies posted: 536
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