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Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:57:33 AM PST
Just wondering who's on, cuz I've got an hour to kill before I go to work, and then maybe 3 hours to kill when I get there.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1680
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:58:05 AM PST
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1004
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 08:59:19 AM PST
ok, i'm just gonna hahahahahhahaha..
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1682
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:00:29 AM PST
I just came back from taking my dad to his physical therapist. There was some huge cuban dude with hair all over crying like a bitch cuz they were massaging him.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1683
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:02:00 AM PST
hahaha couldnt take the pressure of a massage?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1006
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:02:47 AM PST
I mean the lady was just massaging him and lifting his arm up, man, it must have hurt he was literally crying. I bet my dad is gonna be like that too, he starts therapy on thursday.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1685
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:05:07 AM PST
Iv had physio on my shoulder and it wasnt to bad they just jerk it round a bit, hell be fine
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1009
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:07:40 AM PST
what's a physio?
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1688
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:09:03 AM PST
phisiotherapy, the massage for damaged joints/muscels...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1011
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:10:55 AM PST
but were you operated on my dear? You know they had to repair his torn muscle and that shit. His rotator cuff I believe.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1689
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:11:27 AM PST
I'm hoping he doesn't take all his sleeping pills or his pain killers, maybe i can sell them or take them myself who knows.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1690
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:12:39 AM PST
no I wasnt put under the knife but it was my rotator cuff that got all fucked up too
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1013
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:13:35 AM PST
man, boys are wusses. That's all I gotta say. Well when it comes to needles and blood and shit like that, but we've discussed this before so who cares.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1692
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:13:53 AM PST
ultramol andibuprophane can be taken together to make a megapainkiller thing...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1014
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:14:45 AM PST
its not that I was scared to get an operation, the doctor said I didnt need one
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1015
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:17:35 AM PST
nah, all he has is generic stuff. oxicodene and some sleeping shit. He couldn't get percocet cuz worker's comp wasn't called in time to get it.
He had bursitis, the doc wasn't sure if he needed to get cut open until he checked with those little cameras, then they decided to cut cuz it was all shit in his shoulder.
God did that sentence make any sense?
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1693
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:20:11 AM PST
yeah I know what your sayin
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1016
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:22:35 AM PST
damn I think im gettin a cold... I keep sneezin
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1017
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:23:12 AM PST
I hate work. Ok dear chimp, you that are so wise answer this query...
Should I go to work to pick up my check but show that I have not finished the work I had promised my boss a week ago. Or hang out at home until about 4, go to class, then around 6:15 or so pick up my check without my boss ever looking at me?
Fuck I think I can answer my own question. She knows my dad is sick and I've been taking care of him, what she doesn't know is that my mom stayed home today and she can take care of him. AND she's cooking me lunch. haha.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1694
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:25:05 AM PST
do it without seein your boss
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1018
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:25:33 AM PST
they might try and ask questions and shit
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1019
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:25:54 AM PST
I hate it when they do that...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1020
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:28:45 AM PST
Shit yeah, Fuck that. That means I can finish some of this work, and talk to my favorite primate!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1696
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:29:05 AM PST
and have lunch. yummy steak!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1697
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:30:04 AM PST
hahaha...what work you gotta do?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1021
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:30:58 AM PST
STEAK? damn all I had was a cold pastie and a can of coke
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1022
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:32:01 AM PST
it was pretty tastey tho
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1023
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:33:16 AM PST
just work, i have to finish to mail it to some dude in mexico. He's been waiting for it since last year but I only got a hold of it about 3 weeks ago. It's a bunch of data and shit that I had to count and sort and input in a spreadsheet, it's a pain in the ass. All i have to do is input it though.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1698
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:34:31 AM PST
My mom kicks ass! She made steak and rice and spinach soup and tamalitos de chipilin. YUMMY!!!!!!!!!
I just drank 24 oz of water though, i'm so full. But fuck it I won't be eating till tomorrow so might as well have a good lunch.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1699
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:36:28 AM PST
I remember once John Dogget woke up in a mexican jail with no memery of how he got there, and still found a way outta that little scrape, what a guy
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1024
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:37:11 AM PST
why wont you be eatin till tomorrow?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1025
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:37:27 AM PST
who the fuck is john dogget?
My dad was in a mexican jail for a while, he hates jail.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1700
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:39:05 AM PST
yeah me too, Iv only been once and I was 11, and it was only for about 3 hours, but it aint a nice place
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1026
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:39:27 AM PST
I only eat once a day usually. Maybe coffe and toast in the morning, but usually just once a day.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1701
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:40:23 AM PST
I was in a mexican jail for 2 days when i was 6, for trying to cross the border to the US. Haha, they made us sleep outside the men's cell on cardboard. Fucking asswipes.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1702
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:43:32 AM PST
damn that sucks, I got caught spray paintin 3 foot tall swear words on the gate of a dairy place where the milkmen keep there floats
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1027
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:44:28 AM PST
it seemed like a good idea back then...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1028
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:44:36 AM PST
How nice of you chimp. I'm sure the milkmen loved that. That jail time for some stupid shit. I hope you learned your lesson young man.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1703
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:45:53 AM PST
yep.. that was 10 years ago and I aint been in trouble with the law since
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1029
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:46:36 AM PST
only cos they aint caught me tho....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1030
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:49:04 AM PST
Man, i'm so good, i never get in trouble. I'm to paranoid for trouble.
Oh yeah I'm glad you didn't you know laugh when I told you about droopy's ghost. I really did see him you know.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1704
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:51:32 AM PST
strange things happen all the time, just ask John Dogget...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1031
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:52:43 AM PST
I don't know who that is! Damn you!
Hey I didn't know I had 1705 posts.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1705
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:53:43 AM PST
I know, be carfull tho cos im right behind ya
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1032
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:54:27 AM PST
hehehe...about 670 behind you
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1033
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:55:43 AM PST
haha.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1706
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:56:10 AM PST
I have spring break next week, i'm funna kick your posts' ass then.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1707
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:57:03 AM PST
damn its not fair...im not on at home:(
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1034
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:57:12 AM PST
I
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1035
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:57:20 AM PST
have
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1036
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:57:31 AM PST
too go
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1037
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:57:46 AM PST
too the
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1038
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:58:00 AM PST
library to post
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1039
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:58:41 AM PST
hahahahahaha but if I post like this all the time Ill be kickin your ass no problem.....
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1040
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:59:12 AM PST
I can
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1708
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:59:28 AM PST
do what you do
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1709
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 09:59:40 AM PST
even better.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1710
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:00:14 AM PST
Oh god, but now we'll be like those spammers. I hate those spammers.
Oh lord the tamales smell good. HAHA
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1711
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:02:11 AM PST
hahaha I got more posts over at the dolph lungeren board not that I like him I was just really suprised he had a board so I joined and now go there to annoy all his fans there
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1041
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:02:49 AM PST
Isn't he like 100 years old. He was on steroids right? His face looks weird now.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1712
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:05:05 AM PST
he must be 50 atleast I dont know what worse his weird face or his shit acting
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1042
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:07:00 AM PST
Hum, you're right. I think both.
You know, I downloaded like 12 songs 2 days ago or so, and out of my mere 730 songs on my winamp, only guttermouth and pantera keeps playing over and over. I have it on shuffle mode but it won't shuffle.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1713
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:08:58 AM PST
12 songs? what were they? you dont have to list um all just give me an idea...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1043
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:09:04 AM PST
Let me see if lunch is ready, if it is I'll be back in a bit, if it ain't well i'll be right back.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1714
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:10:37 AM PST
what? is you lil mommy cooking you some lunch? tell that cunt to get back to the bedroom and fucking finish what she started
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 154 Replies posted: 3484
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:12:31 AM PST
humour?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1044
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:15:06 AM PST
not only that but a hummour. does that fucking sound like humor you dolt?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 154 Replies posted: 3486
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:21:03 AM PST
shut it shit eater
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1045
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:22:53 AM PST
oh ok pal. let me zip it right up. hey i thought you were suppost to be all kind and nice .
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 154 Replies posted: 3490
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:24:08 AM PST
i can be kind and nice but it depends how board I get...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1046
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:34:29 AM PST
Yup, my mommy cooked me lunch, she never does that since she works everyday. It's nice when somebody cooks for you once in a while. Anyway, Chimp it was more like 20 songs, a bunch of mad caddies, all american rejects, nirvana, blood brothers, rancid, hatebreed, weezer, voodoo, lagwagon and me first... songs. some other shit too.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1715
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:36:24 AM PST
what a delightful character that smeg is. Anyway, where'd you go?
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1716
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:38:06 AM PST
im here Iv benn fuckin round at the dolph board
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1047
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:39:03 AM PST
Im try to get them to believe that hes got a role in the next starwars film hahahahahahahaa
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1048
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:40:06 AM PST
how cruel.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1717
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:40:28 AM PST
well let me shed some more delightful insults. how's it feel to be a mammas cunt? did she come home just for you on her lunch hour? does she lick your nuts when she visits for nooners? send her my way when she's done.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3492
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:41:47 AM PST
some believe me some dont but im bein prasistant with it so theyll believe...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1049
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:42:57 AM PST
I'm actually a daddy's girl. No nut licking here.
She just didn't work today. God.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1718
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:43:06 AM PST
insults are only good when theres HUMOUR in them smeg...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1050
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:43:57 AM PST
Too bad you can't come up with some website with his head superimposed on some jedi's body and be like see, he's even got a costume.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1719
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:45:00 AM PST
I know everyone's real weird over there... I think there all stalkers and shit
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1051
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:45:59 AM PST
Are you serious? There's actually Dolph fans? That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1720
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:47:09 AM PST
there beyond fans there like ...fucking...religious about him, thats why its so funny bein over there
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1052
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:48:09 AM PST
well chimp the anti-pimp i never insult anyone to make them fucking laugh. you gonna tell me a fucking joke to hurt my feelings?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3494
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:48:59 AM PST
how annoying.
Anyway, damn, poor souls. Has he even been in a movie recently.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1722
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:49:54 AM PST
smegsniffer take your prepubecent self outta this thread, thank you b-bye now...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1053
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:50:22 AM PST
well if i'm annoying you cunt just leave. i'm sure you have aim or msn, why don't you use that if you wanna chat with your lover?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3495
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:50:36 AM PST
the last film I remember is he-man
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1054
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:52:09 AM PST
chit-chat?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:53:01 AM PST
nah that's alright, cause my ignorant dumb-ass enjoys people that can't spell correctly
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3496
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:55:05 AM PST
ahhh man I was only kiddin, dont talk about my punctuation and spellin like that, Im sorry ok just dont hit me where it hurts....... fuckin bone smokin cock rag
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1056
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 10:58:42 AM PST
yeah, anyway. He-man? he was in that? Really?
I don't know chimp, I think we're annoying him. Maybe he should leave.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 39 Replies posted: 1724
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 11:03:18 AM PST
nope you shal never be that lucky... well not until friday atleast
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 155 Replies posted: 3498
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 11:03:53 AM PST
im in chit chat K...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1057
Tuesday, March 11th 2003 @ 11:08:02 AM PST
is the refresh gone again?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 1058
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