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Sunday, March 9th 2003 @ 09:15:05 PM PST
The contaceptive sponge is back. this marvelous invention has made a come back. once again you can enjoy the raw feeling of vagina on your cock without worries of creating rugrats. fun and easy to use the sponge will prevail as the number one kid blocker once again. they were previously banned because some fucking stupid ass cunts forgot they were in and got infections. fuck on
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 153 Replies posted: 3478
Sunday, March 9th 2003 @ 10:54:24 PM PST
yeah, let me tell you a short story

about 20 years ago, give or take a few months, i had a run in with one of these contraceptive sponges...it was a tough enemy, but braving it with my lightning fast reflexes and speedy intuition and dynamite bonecracking tail, i swam past it, and made it to the egg...

FUCK YOU, SPONGE...

that day, i was the better man
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 376 Replies posted: 6975
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:30:26 AM PST
yet mark is a virgin

um, all hail the anal sponge?
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 315
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:37:57 AM PST
isnt he describing the days when he was a YOUNG SPERM?...AHHHH DUHHHH AHHH DERRR not about his homo lovin'
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 4889
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:38:18 AM PST
he saves those stories for more HOMOerotic threads..duh.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 4890
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:40:50 AM PST
shut up whore
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 318
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:42:27 AM PST
youre the one that looks stupid.

lord kur = lazer
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 4892
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:50:05 AM PST
um, no

i do know lazer, though

not like know him but he seems to have been around for years
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 323
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:51:08 AM PST
hmmmm hows it going all!
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3124
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:52:24 AM PST
hahahahha lord kur you call me a dimwitted twit...you shouldve saved that one for gutter boy..hahahhaah heya gutter boy.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 4897
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:53:20 AM PST
whats been happening around here i hear sum1 got lazers login name or sum shit ???????
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3125
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:54:21 AM PST
give me 4 models of cars...quick now!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 4899
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:54:41 AM PST
roger that Jodie
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3126
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:59:35 AM PST
and what will u give me in return for them 4 cars ;-)
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3128
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:59:46 AM PST
haha, people still like guttermouth

the only album i like by them is gorgeous and that had a bit of a buttload of filler.

also that chicken shack song because like niggers do eat lots of greasy food.
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 327
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 01:01:44 AM PST
ummm....i'll give you lord kur!

i dont really care much about guttermouth either way...i think musical monkey and gorgeous are okay and thats about it.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 60 Replies posted: 4903
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 01:04:21 AM PST
tis i like Friendly ppl
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3133
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:30:43 PM PST
hey kur theres only room for one racist here and thats cabel, your stupidity runs dry after one post shut the fuck up. you arent funny
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 127 Replies posted: 2020
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 12:37:34 PM PST
who says i am racist? i love niggers

anyways, chad... yawn
Posted by: Lord Kur Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 391
Monday, March 10th 2003 @ 01:08:52 PM PST
niggers are wierd kind of folk. you know what i'm saying? whatever.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 153 Replies posted: 3482
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