| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 09:11:50 AM PST |
my ovaries
they hurt
BAD
molesta, we can't fukk for a while
well not unprotected anyway
because i'll get knocked up like whoa
i don't think pill-out-and-cum-on-my-tits will work as affectively
it might have to be a backrub and blow job kinda day
sorry, tootse |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 09:13:08 AM PST |
and i can't get on the pill
it makes me crazy (or craziER anyway)
plus
you won't wanna pork if i'm fat anyway
i bet that's REALLY how birth control works
it makes you puffy and bitchy so no guy will WANT to throw it in ya |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
Topics started: 76 |
Replies posted: 1429 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 09:14:15 AM PST |
| it does make boobies go big though |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
Topics started: 28 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 09:50:43 AM PST |
haha, ok ok we'll take it easy tonight
i got problems of my own today
i think i have a drinking problem, even if i have no booze
already today i drank
2 glasses of green tea
2 cups of coffee and
a bunch of water now im pissing every two minutes
oh well, at least i can admit i have a problem |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 10:09:02 AM PST |
| sayruh, i have to get this straight. you exchange back rubs for blow jobs?? did i ever tell you i can give the best damn back rubs known to women. |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
Topics started: 56 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 10:17:33 AM PST |
step off crotch
or how bout this deal:
you give her a back rub, and she in turn give me a blow job
sounds fair to me |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
Topics started: 11 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 10:28:10 AM PST |
no way, molest! i dont do anyones dirty work.
how about this! first she gives me a blow job, then i give her a back rub, after the back rub then she gives you a blow job...? she can kind of kill 2 birds with 1 stone, kind of. |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
Topics started: 56 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 10:38:37 AM PST |
| 2 cocks with 1 mouth is more like it but sorry crotchy no deal |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 01:11:41 PM PST |
| cazzo |
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| Posted by: da pheesh |
Topics started: 193 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 01:28:32 PM PST |
Hey sayrah,
I thought you were savin yourself for me? If not atleast save your colon for me.
Thanks Cabel Adams/Cydonia Entertainment |
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| Posted by: winnie the poohole fucker |
Topics started: 35 |
Replies posted: 471 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 01:52:40 PM PST |
| Hey IM me somebody! |
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| Posted by: winnie the poohole fucker |
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Replies posted: 472 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:29:48 PM PST |
| well, im not down for sloppy seconds, Molest so i guess we have no deal. you're bad at negotiations. |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
Topics started: 57 |
Replies posted: 470 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:38:16 PM PST |
| hahaha. So many insults, so little time. |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 238 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:40:33 PM PST |
hello. my name is lord kur
nice to meet you |
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| Posted by: Lord Kur |
Topics started: 27 |
Replies posted: 231 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:42:13 PM PST |
| i am going to spread the blood of the innocent. |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 1 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:43:58 PM PST |
| I've never heard of a gothic thug... how does that work exactly? do you just wear black exco? |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 240 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:46:01 PM PST |
| its a gothic gang actually. |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 2 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:47:05 PM PST |
alright. ... so just a group of goths? OK. But wouldn't you just be
GOTH GANG or something? Sorry, these questions are serious, I'm just wondering. |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 241 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:48:43 PM PST |
| i like vampires |
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| Posted by: Lord Kur |
Topics started: 27 |
Replies posted: 232 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:49:12 PM PST |
| sorry i can't pull off this gothic thing too good i quit. |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 3 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:50:50 PM PST |
.....so are you..... just a thug? or just leaving? or what? thank you for the confusingness of everything. I appreciate it.
Hi Lord Kur. Your name is Lord Kur. You are one cool person that has the name Lord Kur. |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 243 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:50:55 PM PST |
| I wanna start a Gang Bang Gang |
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| Posted by: Alexander |
Topics started: 4 |
Replies posted: 48 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:53:32 PM PST |
| i was trying to impress lucifer but i am very unimpressive. |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 5 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:54:41 PM PST |
| Luicifer? is that your friend? thats a cool name to have |
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| Posted by: Alexander |
Topics started: 4 |
Replies posted: 50 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:55:05 PM PST |
| aw, that sounds more emo than gothic.. :D I'm just joshin' ya. |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 246 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:56:07 PM PST |
| he's my man i let himm fuck my asshole |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 8 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:57:10 PM PST |
| hmm.. so he likes shit cock? |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 247 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:58:14 PM PST |
| well if you want to call it that my asshole is shit free when i let him fuck it. |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 10 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:58:55 PM PST |
| So he had a Brown Weiner? |
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| Posted by: Alexander |
Topics started: 4 |
Replies posted: 52 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 03:59:21 PM PST |
| hi star spangled boner |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 248 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:00:08 PM PST |
| Alex, I like how you capitalized Brown and Weiner |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 249 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:01:33 PM PST |
hi!
have you ever had a bloody weiner? |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 14 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:05:01 PM PST |
| oops was that a show killer right there sorry guys |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 18 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:06:43 PM PST |
| hahaha. No. I have never had a bloody weiner. |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 251 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:07:45 PM PST |
believe me, that wasn't close to as bad as what started this topic.
"I hate my ovaries.. they're hurt.. BAD" I mean what the hell? |
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| Posted by: reckless_suburbanite |
Topics started: 50 |
Replies posted: 252 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:08:58 PM PST |
| hehheeee i don't know bloody dicks are pretty bad |
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| Posted by: GOTH THUG |
Topics started: 0 |
Replies posted: 21 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 04:11:20 PM PST |
| did i mention that i like long walks with bette midler? |
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| Posted by: Lord Kur |
Topics started: 27 |
Replies posted: 236 |
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| Thursday, March 6th 2003 @ 09:09:24 PM PST |
| stay out of my thread, you loose bitch |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
Topics started: 76 |
Replies posted: 1435 |
