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the story of clayton magnet
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Tuesday, February 25th 2003 @ 05:39:20 PM PST
Clayton Magnet, Now there was a guy, you know, always had a can of lysol to share. We used to hang around the liquor store. I think it was the labor day weekend, no no
it was my sister's wedding, I don't know. Anyway, his old lady had kicked him out again so I said "come on let's get drunk and beat the piss out of her!". Clayton liked the idea, so much he started to laugh. Could'nt stop til' his upper plate fell out. We went over to the drugstore, I knew a guy who could get us lysol cheap. After hangin' a rat behind the esso station, we sucked back a case. It was reeaal good, Ehh!!. Clayton drank too much, started yellin' and said he was gonna make it rain. I could have stopped him, but I was too busy pukin'!. Next thing, he got jammed into a grocery cart, God it was terrible, Clayton Magnet was gone forever. So I said to myself "what am I gonna do?" and then I thought beat the piss out of his old lady.
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Tuesday, February 25th 2003 @ 07:35:46 PM PST
fuckin indians..
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