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GOOOO ZIFF CORP!
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Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 07:56:38 PM PST
Cut your hair mark, you fuckin Hippy. You look like mike jackson. HAHA, but really, you smell like hemp
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 07:59:45 PM PST
what if he likes long hair? I think its funny cause its really floppy when he is runnin around on stage!
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 673
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:02:26 PM PST
hes too fairyish already...and that nasaly voice doesnt help a bit, HEY TY TELL MARK TO COME TO MY HOUSE, ILL GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT WITH MY DICK!
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:08:59 PM PST
just cause you type in caps does not mean he will hear you. anyways thats kinda mean. with your dick. I doubt that could even happen!
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 673
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:13:15 PM PST
quiet you, i love mark. on every last tuesday of the month, and usually on the 11th of each month, he has a thing with the number 11, but in my opinion kindling is the best kind of wood to start a fire with, AND, in my opinion the day after thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year. rick morranis is allergic to latex and KY jelly, but not Astrolube
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:19:55 PM PST
"just cause you type in caps does not mean he will hear you. anyways thats kinda mean. with your dick. I doubt that could even happen!"
-z-




hahhahahah!! that has to be the post of the day
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 470
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:20:00 PM PST
hey DSD EAD fuckin cock huffer
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:21:38 PM PST
ya, i dont know what that means, cuz i havent been around this message board long enough, but i have been huffing cock for a while
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:22:48 PM PST
tell your sister i said hi!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:23:39 PM PST
you know my sister? cool, shes coming down this weekend...maybe you can stop by and all three of us can relive old times!
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:24:45 PM PST
or maybe i can beat you with a 2x4, tie you too a chair rub lemon juice in your ugly smug little broken face then fuck her over your lap! SHUT THE HELL UP FAGGOT
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:25:30 PM PST
HAAHAHHAHAAHA
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2335
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:27:10 PM PST
OOOOH...you remember!!! i cant wait
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:27:33 PM PST
fuck off sped clarkson
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:28:29 PM PST
whos that?
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:29:12 PM PST
you dumb cock, you're dripping stupid everywhere go to hell!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:31:06 PM PST
dripping stupid is right? you hear that Molesta, thats your cue to laugh like a deviant
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:33:44 PM PST
hey dreaded, shut the fuck up lucas 'smerr molesta thats your cue' just shut up! you're a stupid fuckin retard and im sick of reading your useless posts, fuck you and fuck your half retarded brother lenny id like to string him up, tape balloons to his swollen chest (from beating on it with his right hand in a tardtastic fury of delight) and throw darts at him like hes a state fair championship trophy!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:35:43 PM PST
there thats my cue.....BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2335
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:36:35 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! i gotta laugh at that one even *blitzed like a sped on crack 23/7*
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:49:39 PM PST
Dreadedwhatever donkey. I forget your name and don't feel like scrolling back up to look at it.
You're like has no meaning. You will forever be usless. Please.
Please.
Kill yourself now.
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 667
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:53:00 PM PST
you guys should be comedy team! you play off each other so well, you remind me of seigfried and roy.
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:53:54 PM PST
You can start your own comedy team in the after life
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 667
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:55:25 PM PST
your a bit late for the comedy toast, no one is reading this stupid post anymore...and toast sucks shit, im a donut guy myself, flamer
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:57:11 PM PST
no toast is good. i was just thinking tonite about how many options you have with bread.
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 470
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:59:59 PM PST
well i can bake a loaf of bread, and then poke a hole in it, squirt a whole mess of KY in it, and have sex with it.

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:01:12 PM PST
I haven't eaten toast like since i made this name.
I think eating toast led to the making of this name.

I've got big boobs.
Triple E.
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 667
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:05:17 PM PST
SHOW EM TO ME!! no but really, im allergic to oxegyn, so i have to breathe helium, so my voice is always really high and ive never had a lot of luck with the ladies....but hey, at least ive always got a gnarly buzz from the helium! lets hear it for being high! have you ever done a Whippit?
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:09:44 PM PST
Who brought up the oxygen helium?
High is pretty good.
Pill high.
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 667
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:12:46 PM PST
no DSD, your voice is high because you're a little sissy pussy fart shit smelling heshe
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:13:13 PM PST
i like weed high, pill high, needle high, and viagra high
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:15:08 PM PST
to bad you dont like bullet high! its fun, put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:17:11 PM PST
hot tamale
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 202
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:20:51 PM PST
That's my favorite bruce!

DSD, you need some Enzyte. Natural Male Enhancement.
Hahah, I was just watching tv and a commerical for that came on.
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 667
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 12:19:34 AM PST
"its really floppy when he is runnin around on stage!"


did ANYONE ELSE see how sickeningly gay this was?
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1433
Thursday, February 20th 2003 @ 01:34:29 PM PST
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Posted by: winnie the poohole fucker Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 343
Thursday, February 20th 2003 @ 01:37:02 PM PST
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I Didn't notice that SayruH!
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 38 Replies posted: 617
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