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If anyone wants to know anything about guitars just ask, I know alot.
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Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 12:53:35 PM PST
Im so happy, the big music store near me just became an authorized Mesa Boogie dealer and they said they'd call me when the new amps come in.

Ask me anything. I know what the better beginner guitars are if anyone wants to start.

Oh, and used gear RULES over new gear. The money you save, and the better quality of shit you get it much better when you go used.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 12:56:06 PM PST
tell me if my ibanez sa 160 is a good guitar and if my marshall mg50dfx is a good amp.
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 1261
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 12:56:33 PM PST
when was the guitar invented?
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 993
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 12:58:26 PM PST
How far can you shove a les paul gold top up your faggoty ass?
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 12:59:00 PM PST
What's your favorite guitar to shove up your ass while your beeting off?
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:00:46 PM PST
beeting off, that sounds to vegetably involved
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 121 Replies posted: 2269
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:05:16 PM PST
Well joe,

The gear you have isnt bad for what it is. The Ibanez has a mahogany body which is kinda rare for the lower end ibanez's and that sounds better than the usual "basswood" that ibanez uses on almost all of their RG's.

The amp isnt the worst you could have gotten, but for the price you probably could have done better.

My advice, if you want your guitar to sound 1000x better, than you should replace the no-name humbucker thats in the bridge to a better one. If will cost you about $90 or so if you get something like a Seymour Duncan put in. But which Seymour Duncan to choose is up to you. The custom 5 is the one I plan on puttin in my les paul and it has good cleans and nice distortion.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:05:52 PM PST
LUNCH TIME!
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 993
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:06:40 PM PST
Who are you really Neongreen?
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:06:54 PM PST
KING DONG
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 1697
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:07:22 PM PST
Jerry,

The first electric solid body guitar was made by a Guy named Seymour Duncan (who has a pickup compant now).

It is now called a Telecaster and its design is owned by fender.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:07:28 PM PST
are squier guitars alright...if all you want to do is play shitty punk songs?
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 29 Replies posted: 738
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:11:29 PM PST
Not even Squires are good enough for shitty punk songs.

You could find a truck load of used guitars that sound better, have better quality ect.

For around $200 you could get an "OLP" "M2" (i think thats the model name). Its a Musicman "axis" copy basicly, and they are nice for the price.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:11:35 PM PST
Neongreen you are a deushce bag if Ive ever met one, dumbasss...............................
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:12:11 PM PST
youve never met him...cabel
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 2032
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:15:13 PM PST
hahaha!

Cabel, go eat the pussy of a black crackwhore named Birtha.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:16:06 PM PST
Oh yea, He's in the same room as I am right now you idiot!you want him to say hi, listen: "hi", see you idiot I do know him! So there!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:17:13 PM PST
oh not! im an idiotx2 i better go get a blanket, im in for a looong night!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 2032
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:17:19 PM PST
no*
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 130 Replies posted: 2032
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:17:50 PM PST
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 316 Replies posted: 7044
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:19:21 PM PST
cabel I dont have a mouth, my face was disfigured from the war, and it looks like someone took a big ice cream scooper and attacked my face.

I just have one huge hole for a face, it looks like a huge vagina.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:21:08 PM PST
thanx neon, now please could you tell me with my gear what pedal I should choose if I want to play hardcore/extreme metal ?
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 1261
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:31:08 PM PST
Well yes, but it all depends on how much you want to spend.

Your best bet is probably a:

Boss, Metal Zone (MT-2)

They sound brutal, and a little like a buzzsaw.

Here is a link where you can order one.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:32:30 PM PST
I have a question about guitars!

Q) Will you please shut the fuck up about guitars?
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 01:35:45 PM PST
Metal zone 2, yes, that's the one I always hear about... thank you neon, fuck off cabel.
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 1261
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 02:47:35 PM PST
Dear neon, my friend has this DMC-30 ( Deam Markley 2x25 W amp) and an Epiphone Special (low priced Les Paul)
Should I tell him to shove all this up his ass ? Or perhaps you'd like to place your big neck inside with it.
Posted by: Goof Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 208
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 02:48:48 PM PST
Hey NEON,
You probabally fucked off your face from doin that peruvian blow. I know I still can't feel my head!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 02:49:12 PM PST
goof wtf kind of name is that? ohhh i got it, hes a friend of lazers. well listen to me pal lazer likers arent allowed on this board so go the fuck away
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 993
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 02:51:56 PM PST
Goof,

I'd tell your friend to take that shitty les paul copy and swing it into your teeth as hard as he can. And then to take your hands and super glue them to a concrete block and lift that DMC-30 as high as he can and smash your fingers off.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 02:52:43 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 157 Replies posted: 1055
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 06:32:18 PM PST
hahahaha! I'd listen to neon, he seems to know what the fuck he's talking about.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 1101
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 06:49:17 PM PST
Neon, what cheap beginners guitar would you recommend for a bass player with a 9 inch penis? (I aint done the translating to hand size).
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 114 Replies posted: 4847
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 06:56:02 PM PST
green boy, does your extensive knowledge of guitars cross over to bass?
Posted by: jain Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 604
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 07:26:11 PM PST
I know a little about bass, but not much.

I know that P-basses sound like shit unless you happen to be Matt Freeman (rancid).

I never liked the sound of P-basses, they sound like fart to me.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:01:56 PM PST
what about amps for a bass? my bass is nice but my amp is to little and I'm looking to upgrade. I have a peavey basic 112 and my bass is an ibanez sr800 fretless (i might have spelled that wrong and if i did thats funny as shit, i know). and also, do you have any recommendations for pedals?
Posted by: jain Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 604
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:03:36 PM PST
Maxwell Murders is the most undeniably best song as far as its bass solo, blow me if im wrong.
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 223
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:22:21 PM PST
how do you blow a pussy? is your clit enlarged to the point of blow status? you stupid bitch, die!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3932
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:56:04 PM PST
Um neon, technically speaking that wasn't the first guitar. The first guitar, built sometime in the 16th century, was a subtle variation of the spanish instrument the vihuela, which closely resembled an 8 string bass guitar. And, the first electric guitar was built by a man named Lloyd Loar who worked for gibson in 1921 and that guitar was an archtop, not a tele. This guitar evolved into the mass produced Gibson L-5.

Get your facts straight bitoch
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 243
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 08:58:30 PM PST
your gonna get a lot of shit for that post friend. people here are all retards that think smart people are dumb dumbs. like that bruce campbell guy, hes clearly a great big homo
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 223
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:04:43 PM PST
I really don't care about getting shit for posts on some message bored. I just wanted neon to know the truth.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 243
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:06:08 PM PST
good, tell him cuz hes a jackass, but i dont play guitar, i play drums, but guitar is cool
Posted by: DreadedSeaDonkey Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 223
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:14:55 PM PST
I said the first SOLID BODY electric guitar and technically Im right.

I know the story about how the piece of wood was put in the middle of a hallow gibson.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:17:02 PM PST
The first solid body from fender was the Broadcaster.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 243
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:21:19 PM PST
It was designed by a man named George Fullerton in 1950.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 243
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:22:08 PM PST
russoloco works for history.com *ovulates*
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3932
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:23:53 PM PST
Bruss (bruce said with a lisp) how did you know?
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 243
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:37:09 PM PST
Actually the first fender solid body was called the "Esquire" and the broadcaster came after.

I have heard so many different storys even from reliable people and from reading, but I have heard that Seymour Duncan had a big part in making the guitar (the pickups).
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:40:31 PM PST
The esquire, forgot about that one. I was going more for their first mass produced stuff. All I know is the 'screamin deamon' pickup makes me want to play these wierd songs dedicated to the dark lord.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 243
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:41:24 PM PST
What amp for a GPC Standard?
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 167 Replies posted: 4271
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:44:28 PM PST
did you know that you forget 80% of the stuff you learn each day..i read that on the wall of a bathroom
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 993
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:45:37 PM PST
did you also know that you only remember 25% of anything you hear?
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 167 Replies posted: 4271
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:45:56 PM PST
well, of course the person was probably shitting when he wrote it, it makes sense right? wait..
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 118 Replies posted: 3932
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:46:51 PM PST
im waiting....what am i waiting for?
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 993
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:47:29 PM PST
Did you know that high grade bubble hash can contain 50% or even 75% pure THC.

Awesome.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:48:26 PM PST
What about the GPC?
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 167 Replies posted: 4271
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:50:31 PM PST
jerry is a winner.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 70 Replies posted: 5455
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 09:51:44 PM PST
Well if you want to spend alot get:

-Diezel Vh4 head
-Diezel 4x12

Should run you about $4600 US.

How much do you want to spend? And what sounds are you looking for?
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:56:54 PM PST
hahahahhahahaaha
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 167 Replies posted: 4271
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 11:00:51 PM PST
You should buy a smokey mini amp.

They look like a pack of cigarettes but are actually a little amp.

They can power a 4x12 even!

Only like $25 too.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 03:35:30 AM PST
A mini amp would be cool to have on you... How do you power this thing up 4 times 12v you said ? rechargeable batteries ? How long can you play with it ?


And :
"Oh, and used gear RULES over new gear. The money you save, and the better quality of shit you get it much better when you go used."

Is it nearly always the case ? Won't you frequently have bad surprises ?

(btw I'm talking to you neon)
Posted by: Goof Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 208
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 05:30:11 AM PST
I dont know if the Smokey brand mini amp has a power source jack so you dont need batterys, but it does use one 9v.

Hopefully it can be plugged in, batterys suck.

About the used gear, when I search for used gear to buy I ALWAYS play the guitars because so many things can go wrong (twisted neck/dead spots on the neck/blah blah blah) But I'd have to say overall buying used is the thing to do if you can.

Used amps can also have issues, the transformers can end up crapping out, the tubes could be totally burned out, solid state amps are a little bit safer to buy used because they dont have so many delicate parts that fuck up.

You know, even new guitars can have problems. Sometimes they come from the factory with shitty fret work thats sharp and all that.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 06:54:48 AM PST
I can't believe you don't like pbasses neon.
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 1101
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 07:22:38 AM PST
Well almost everyone I heard has sounded too farty and thunkidy.

I like fat mikes bass tone better, like on "The Decline" I think he plays p-basses sometimes too but its the one with the extra humbucker.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 07:27:46 AM PST
hay neon, check out my gear upper and tell me whith which pedal I can sound like nofx, pennywise, no use for a name or the offspring.
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 80 Replies posted: 1261
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 08:23:58 AM PST
Hmmm, I'd still say go with the Boss "metal zone".

It does high gain sounds, lots of brutal distortion.

And if you change the humbucker in the bridge your guitar will sound 1000x better I fucking swear.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Thursday, February 20th 2003 @ 08:18:16 AM PST
I hesitated between the turbo distortion II and the metal zone (the mega dist was very new at the time), and opted for the first, even though I heard the metal zone was real good, but still too metal no ?
Now I also have a Digitech RP-200, not very solid but the effects aren't bad.
You're more of a Boss man neon ? What do you think about "less known brands" ? Like Dod, or that milkshake thing...
Posted by: Goof Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 208
Thursday, February 20th 2003 @ 08:36:15 AM PST
Well I dont really use distortion pedals because Im gonna use my new amps built in tube distortion when i get it, but I would say stay away from the cheaper brands, the lower you go the more buzzy and sterile the sound gets.

Fender tube amps are known for being used with distortion pedals, but thats because they are made to be mostly clean amps.

I dont think I would buy another Boss pedal, there is always better stuff and brands that put way more into their pedals. There are some smaller companys that makes the best pedals but they are like over $130 or so most of the time.

The best pedal distortion set up would probably be a Mesa tube distortion pedal ($269 I think) and a good EQ pedal (bout $85) through a fender tube amp that has a nice clean.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 441 Replies posted: 2116
Thursday, February 20th 2003 @ 08:41:08 AM PST
ok cool
Posted by: Goof Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 208
Tuesday, February 25th 2003 @ 09:07:01 AM PST
hey neon, a 4 months RG170(BK01) for 250 euros, is it a good offer ?
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 71 Replies posted: 907
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