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Ty's boyfriend was so fucking annoying last night
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Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:08:30 AM PST
I was standing next to this fool that just kept yelling "yeah Ty...!" I quickly made it known that Ty was a fag by stating "FUCK YOU TY" I think I actually saw him tell the guy to shut up I don't know I was drunk. Best 5 song show I've ever seen. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that Ty's lover is from this message bored and probably talked to him once and now thinks they're best friends single white female style know I'm sayin'?
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 2796
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:10:55 AM PST
fag
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:14:08 AM PST
what you're tys boyfriend...? that would make you the fag
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 2796
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:14:27 AM PST
mmmm. I think Ty's girl is on the message board and they have lots of sex. i think. not sure though.

Love,
Zachary
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 673
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:15:33 AM PST
derrik...take your pre-pubecent head and shove it up your ass
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:16:38 AM PST
best place for it
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:21:44 AM PST
what is that you sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? shut your faggot face you little fuck. I came here to talk some shit not to talk to little bitches that don't know the difference between a dick in there ass and sex with a women.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 2796
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:24:32 AM PST
Heeeyyyyyyyy, your soundin pretty cock hungrey today derrik, is it that time o'the month already?
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:25:21 AM PST
...? where is there.
Last night a bunch of the board members rallied behind me and gave me tips and support on how to eat pussy. some evn went as far as to give me a pick-up line and draw me a diagram. What a great board!!
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 673
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:27:22 AM PST
just remember to sell out the alphabet zach...
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:29:12 AM PST
if your good you wont get past M
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:32:34 AM PST
derrik are you really back ?
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 1009
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:34:03 AM PST
I meant are you really black ?
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 1009
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:35:30 AM PST
Ohhhh hes black alright, black as the ace o'spades
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:39:09 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
wont make it past M!
ok.thanks. maybe i should just turn it into a thread!
it could be funny and informative.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 673
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:40:50 AM PST
Hey I dont tell just anyone my secrets, but I was fellin generous
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:45:08 AM PST
oh. *wink* ok. i understand.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 64 Replies posted: 673
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:47:19 AM PST
just give me most of the credit on the thread and it'll be fine
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 10:55:55 AM PST
fuck off fureel
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 123 Replies posted: 2006
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 11:35:12 AM PST
I wished you would have kicked that guy in the face to shut him up. He was some guy that I met at my friends birthday party the day before and I guess he though that since we were introduced that we were the best of friends. I was getting my friend into the show so I had to walk through the crowd and he came up to me and started bugging me so bad. I wanted to just say dude I know you're drunk, but please get the fuck away from me. I don't know you that well. Then Jerry lewis (from the bored) Comes up and says hello. Short and sweet the way it's supposed to be. Hello I'm that guy nice to meet you. Thinking in his head *you look busy I won't bother you*.. Perfect!~ But not the asshole. When I was getting ready to go onstage he kept yelling at me to come over and talk to him. FUCK!. I hate stupid people. Can't you see I'm going onstage? I did actually tell him to shut up on the stage too. That guys fucking annoying as hell. I hope I never see him again and if I do I'm going to tell him to fuck off. I'm polite to a point, but come on. By the way my girlfriend was there on the side of the stage I don't know if you saw her or not...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 107 Replies posted: 4926
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 11:37:42 AM PST
hahaha, I'll come and say hi in a polite way on friday is that ok ? clint promissed me a beer so I can talk to him like we're best friends...
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 1009
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 11:43:29 AM PST
Sure thing. If you find me that is. I like to hide in the back and sleep all day like a cat.......
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 107 Replies posted: 4926
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 11:46:11 AM PST
meow
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 953
Tuesday, February 18th 2003 @ 11:51:54 AM PST
I won't even recognize you, at the groezrock festival you were hidden by smoke during all the set, and I will not recognize you with the few bad photos I saw on the site.
Posted by: Toto Joe Topics started: 74 Replies posted: 1009
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 06:44:48 PM PST
is your girlfreind janean gerfalo? I think I'm the only person that thinks she's hot.
Posted by: derrik fureel Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 2796
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 06:47:22 PM PST
YES SCORE! I DID THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 23 Replies posted: 780
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 06:49:32 PM PST
HAHAHA HahAHahAhahA was that the guy with the Quicksilver shirt??? what a fucking homo, hes like "yeah me and ty are best buds, he got me into the show you know! we go back a long time ago...ahh the good days when my dad pounded my ass" then he went to the security people and tried to get you to talk to him. ass muncher
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 23 Replies posted: 780
Wednesday, February 19th 2003 @ 09:24:35 PM PST
yeah the tall blonde dude, he was super annoying and at one point he was gettin a little touchy, not too good, i was trying to be nice and polite, like always of course, but man was that guy was pissing me off
Posted by: jean Topics started: 58 Replies posted: 1154
Thursday, February 20th 2003 @ 12:07:44 PM PST
i took viagra once
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 304
Friday, February 21st 2003 @ 01:38:13 PM PST
bbbbbrgahahahaha!!!! God I love derrik fureel!!! hahahah!!!

The poor bastard must have felt like shit the next day. Whats the bet right, that he told ALLLLLL his mates that he was down with Ty, and so then had to prove himself, only to be told my Smithy to fuck off!! hahahahah!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 97 Replies posted: 1298
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