| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:37:19 PM PST |
| fuck that stupid bitch. not a single person is over. im just sitting in my goddam room trying to listen to the new tom petty cd i got from columbia house last week (i got Wildflowers by the way). that bitch can go to hell. im glad that one time i played my guitar really loud at 4:30 in the morning and woke her ass up. i was actually trying to wake up my friend who was in the same room as me, my friend didnt wake up, but it managed to wake her up! she is such a stupid cunt over the tinyest things. damn |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:40:53 PM PST |
| where is your house at? i will come over and kick their ass. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:45:00 PM PST |
| the guy is cool, he'll come down and smoke with us, but his woman is such a goddam witch. i dont know how he can stand her. i shutter at the thought of her. total beyotch. |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:46:03 PM PST |
| where is your house at? i will come over and smoke with you. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:48:15 PM PST |
| you will come over and smoke my weed?? |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:53:45 PM PST |
You should move to blast tactics.
In the middle of the night blast your stereo for just a second.
Do this often, and once every single night.
You could also drill holes in her floors, use a straw and a cup and make wispering sounds so she think her place is haunted.
You should get a manican head, put it on a stick and at night time move it by her windo slowly.
And if this doesnt work, buy some roaches and paint 666 on their backs and release then in her mail slot, or under a door.
Shave a dead monkey and dress it like a little troll warior, and draw 666 on its forhead. Put a note in its pocket that has a secret monkey language and a small ilistration of a monkey attacking a stick figure. |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:54:18 PM PST |
Hey Im burnin aswell
W3RD. |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:55:18 PM PST |
| w3rd fila! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:56:49 PM PST |
| just kiddng, broadways man, i'll smoke anyone out who wants to. probably during the weekend sometime, thats when i get real messed up. thats always good times. |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:58:10 PM PST |
hat made of cracker jacks
blender full of flap jacks
ding dong, ding dong
And then we all die. |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:59:34 PM PST |
Would it be nice to be able to dig at rapid speeds through the earth.
Its be so fun! |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:02:10 PM PST |
dude, whats wrong with you?
i guess theres such a thing as doing a little too many drugs. |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:06:44 PM PST |
| Yeah smoking burgers gives you sivere drain bamage total bummer whoa. |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:09:26 PM PST |
| where is your house at? i will still come over and smoke with you. |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:12:46 PM PST |
| I had ravers below me who made noise late at night. One broken nose fixed the problem. Your neighbor however, sounds like a cunt. |
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| Posted by: tim timms |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:14:09 PM PST |
| Oh yeah, you should pound on the ceiling every time you hear her walking around after 10p.m. and before 6a.m. |
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| Posted by: tim timms |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:14:24 PM PST |
| fuckin ravers... |
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| Posted by: Dicktits McGreggor |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 09:56:45 PM PST |
| crotchycrackers, where is your house at? |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:18:29 AM PST |
i live like 30 minutes north of milwaukee.
so you wanna come over, kick my neighbor in the snatch, and smoke my weed out of a nice "water tube". ok, but i have to see you double that bitch over before anything else! |
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| Posted by: crotchycrackers |
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| Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 07:53:38 AM PST |
She's obviously not getting any. When girls don't get a piece constantly their ovaries shrivel producing evil cuntness. It's true, it's in medical literature and shit.
As long as you can't get kicked out bother the fuck out of her. Tell her you're being offended by her. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
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| Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 11:49:26 AM PST |
| crotchycrackers, where is your house at? |
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| Posted by: broadways |
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| Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 11:50:41 AM PST |
| is that bitch a nigger? |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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