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I hate valentines day
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Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:22:43 PM PST
I hate dumping my girl, but I have to each V day to avoid buying her shit or diappointing her. Let's hope she can forgive me Feb 15.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 110 Replies posted: 4819
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:23:37 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I gues that is the way to do it.
she takes you back every year?
-z
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 613
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:23:47 PM PST
I do that every holiday. Even Arbor day... No reason why really...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:24:53 PM PST
I date girls with serious self esteem issues, that way they usually take me back. AND still give me something for valentines day.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 110 Replies posted: 4819
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:26:38 PM PST
HA!
bucket i found a new form of respect for you in those last posts.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 613
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:27:40 PM PST
Yeah. That way you wreck their self esteem even more and they feel so horrible about themselves that they wouldn't want to even think about trying for someone else...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:28:39 PM PST
im going to go find me a girl with low self esteem now!
peace out

Love,
Zachary
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 52 Replies posted: 613
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:29:06 PM PST
Try the one that gave birth to your smart ass!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 04:06:33 PM PST
i guess i should prepare myself....perhaps beat him to the punch
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 04:38:32 PM PST
yeah, donkey punch ty's ass.
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 393
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 04:54:18 PM PST
no, but seriously, i dont really know what to think of valentines day. for the last 3 years it has been non-existant for me, so i havent had to worry much about anything. on that day, i just get high and wasted like usual. maybe thats my problem......no its not a problem, but more like a skill! woot-woot!
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 393
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 05:18:21 PM PST
I bought an ex of mine an amp a microphone and cords to plug the fuckers in.
In return I got his pubic hair.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 1323
Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 08:13:58 PM PST
b-o-b is a freaking genius!
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 980
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:37:49 PM PST
oh I'm just kidding, amanda..... Or am I? ohhhhhhh!!!!! WHAAAAT!???
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:40:25 PM PST
hahaa, fucker...whhaaaaaaat?
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:42:50 PM PST
DUMB>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:45:06 PM PST
^
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:45:48 PM PST
Why do you keep calling me dumb, cabel? I'm going to call you impotent from now on.......
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:48:25 PM PST
^-^
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:48:52 PM PST
www.pinkworld.com pretty good free porn sire if I do say so myself...... Although Amanda is all the porn I need right now..... Owwww! hot-pants...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:49:19 PM PST
Im sorry Im in a bad mood and everytime I read something that doesn't pertain to what I want to hear I say dumb, Im sorry Its not directed at you but the post itself!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:51:13 PM PST
Yeah, thats because amanda watches more porn then any 2 men alive
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:53:23 PM PST
Yeah that's cool... Your posts have been pretty impotent lately.....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:54:32 PM PST
You say it like that's a bad thing, psychobilly... I think me and Amandas sex life is pretty much porn incarnate.... But we won't get into that....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:55:16 PM PST
hahaha, oh im sure, i just know that she watches alot of porn, shit i even gave her all of my pron
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:55:30 PM PST
porn
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:58:12 PM PST
You gave her all your prawns. Wow what a nice guy....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:58:56 PM PST
Hey amanda. You don't have any porn do you?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 03:59:16 PM PST
i have one video ive never seen
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:00:02 PM PST
haha, the last time i went up there, i gave you 2 didnt i?
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:00:19 PM PST
nope, one and you left there and i dont know what happened to it
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:00:31 PM PST
i think lauren or julie might have it
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:01:27 PM PST
What's it called? And why didn't you ever show it to me? Well I guess we've been busy making our own as of late. They'll be available on the ne soon just like the Tommy Lee video. It's time for the world to know that all drummers have large penises....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:02:11 PM PST
yeah i needed some extra income
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:03:17 PM PST
hahahaha
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:03:56 PM PST
Now wait a minute. Did I give you permission to talk to Amanda, psychobilly? I think not. Break the rules and I'll have you thrown out of my party...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:04:04 PM PST
ive only done one home video and i couldnt stop laughing when i watched it that i had to burn it
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:05:00 PM PST
Extra income? You mean I have to pay you for making those videos?...... Whaaaaaat!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:05:05 PM PST
please ty, this can be nice, or this can be bad. im not doing anything but talk'n. get over it
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:06:21 PM PST
what are you talking about brandon
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:06:41 PM PST
Okay bring back your sense of humor and everything will be okay. I was kidding.... Now you broke another rule. You checked your sense of humor at the door. Two strikes, pal. One more and you're out.... So this video... was it with a guy? heheh!@
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:06:49 PM PST
oh, nevermind, i didnt see above
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:07:08 PM PST
ty said i couldnt talk to you
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:07:08 PM PST
Whaaaat!???..



















Wh aaaaaat!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:07:44 PM PST
hahaha, yeah he was hung like a moose
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:08:26 PM PST
whast the plural of moose?
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:08:30 PM PST
Or this can be bad. Hahahah! Whaaat! Oh no you mean we'll be enemies or something? Ohhh no. But I want to be best of friends. Hahaha! Golly I have a lot to lose....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:08:57 PM PST
nah, the chick i was with.... man... its the worst amatuer porn you ever saw, even the money shot went very wrong
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:09:02 PM PST
Meese?.....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:09:35 PM PST
MOOSES OR MEECES!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:09:56 PM PST
Hmmm that's really interesting, psychobilly do tell me more. I'm on the edge of my seat.... Whaaaat!
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:10:11 PM PST
man, your gonna make me cry
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:10:33 PM PST
Actually it's just moose, but I think you all know that......
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:11:00 PM PST
Hey I have a new topic question for TY!Look at the topic list!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:11:12 PM PST
Like in the crying game?.... gay references rule...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:11:15 PM PST
HAHAHA
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:12:03 PM PST
ty i dont think anyone else undersands the whaaat, its a thing that needs to be said aloud
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:12:37 PM PST
valentines day, many filled with dissapointment
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:12:56 PM PST
So, psychobilly. How's bisexuality going for you? I don't really get how a guy could be into another guy. I mean don't get me wrong there's nothing more natural than guiding another mands penis into your own rectum and all, but that just seems a little fucked up to me.....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:14:32 PM PST
my problem is that i dont understand lesbians, cause everyone needs cock
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:15:47 PM PST
many filled with diesapointment? What are you talking about, Amanda? Yeah I know no one else but me and you understands the what thing, but I'm only saying it to make you laugh. I don't care about any of these other guys... Well except Petey and cabel. they rule....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:16:26 PM PST
ANSWER MY QUESTION OR I WILL UNLEASH MY ARMY OD NIGGBOTS ON THIS WORLD!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:17:37 PM PST
I don't need cock other than the one I have. He's my best friend in the whole wide world...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:18:16 PM PST
valentines day is another day to get wasted more
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:18:28 PM PST
exactly my point, you need him, cant live without him.... what about dykes though.... they dont have that pleasure
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:19:03 PM PST
I did, cabel. Go look. It's amazingly funny what I wrote. You'll laugh so hard you'll stick your dick in a babies mouth... hardy har har....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:19:35 PM PST
shit thats no excuse to get drunk, everytime i open my fridge and that little light comes on,.... that all the reason i need
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:19:35 PM PST
shit thats no excuse to get drunk, everytime i open my fridge and that little light comes on,.... that all the reason i need
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:20:57 PM PST
yeah you can get drunk anytime you want. BUT, why not get wasted go to the movies and be loud in some romatic movie?
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:21:51 PM PST
Well I don't really get off on the whole dyke thing, but they have dildoes. Strap on ones, squirting ones, vibrating ones, cabels favorite - colored ones, etc..... But to see a guy and go,"hmm I want that seems a little bit - okay a lot - fucked up...... What;s your secret? How is it that you can take yourself seriously when you fag off?...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:22:12 PM PST
now there is an idea....
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:22:37 PM PST
get drunk and watch harry poter, now thats funny....aaahhhh good times
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:22:44 PM PST
howdy all!!!
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:22:53 PM PST
simple, im not a fag
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:23:36 PM PST
hey pete long time no hand job
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:23:47 PM PST
where you been gutter_boy, long time no see
Posted by: jean Topics started: 44 Replies posted: 928
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:23:49 PM PST
it makes it easier when you can smack your significant other around
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:25:00 PM PST
I love getting drumk at movies. Harry potter for instance was a good one...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:25:31 PM PST
i bet you don't know hwo this is gutter
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:25:52 PM PST
oh i havnt been on this board for ages....whats changed ty u still ike jaryn?
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:26:18 PM PST
hand job pete hmmmmmm let me guess???? SUMMERS!!!!
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:26:35 PM PST
nope
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:27:22 PM PST
hmmmmmmmmmm fuck i have no idea!
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:27:37 PM PST
Getting drunk on valentines day and going to a romantic movie high and drunk is great, because you are loud and anyoing and the pople are tryin to hook up.
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:28:08 PM PST
bucket of the beef?
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:28:34 PM PST
nope
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:28:38 PM PST
hahaha wait a minute. So you like guys because they put up more of a fight? That's weird... Fuck, man Why don't you join a tie kwon do dojo (sp.) or something?
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:29:09 PM PST
hahahahahhaa
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:30:27 PM PST
that costs alot of money, besides.... i like to wrestle, ya know pinning there sweety bodys to the ground
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:30:40 PM PST
who r u hand job petey tell me
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:30:44 PM PST
its easier just to go to gay bars
Posted by: PsychoBilly Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 122
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:30:53 PM PST
Shit. I'm slow today. I didn't even see that you mentioned tha harry potter thing, amanda...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:32:00 PM PST
you guys are fantastic archers
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:32:09 PM PST
sig.

its also great that it is raining now her ein souther california so that after when the movie is over you can drive in a puddle of water and wet the fucker and his chick going to there car.
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:32:52 PM PST
oh howdy sig what ya up to nad hey marK
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:33:03 PM PST
I have nothing against gay people other than the fact that I like to spit on their bleeding bodies after I've shot them with a nail gun, but that's fucking nasty, dude. The closest I get to being gay is licking a girls ass, but it doesn't count as gay because a girls ass isn't hairy...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:33:18 PM PST
Summers will you marry me?
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 460
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:34:12 PM PST
Lewis, Lewis, Lewis, I would, but I have jock itch.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:34:43 PM PST
hEY THAT'S FUNNY, FROM TIME TO TIME I ALSO ENJOY A GOOD SPIT ON A DEAD FAGGOT, WHAT A SMALL WORLD!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:35:14 PM PST
hahahahahahahaha jock itch MWHAAH
Posted by: Gutter_BOY Topics started: 91 Replies posted: 3119
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:35:15 PM PST
Oh, well that is a shame, well its back to the streets to go look for some helpless wondering dogs...
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 460
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:35:23 PM PST
hahaha yeah I thought about splashing a few people who were walking in the rain today, but I was nice and didn't. Beautiful day for a walk today though wouldn't you say?...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:36:37 PM PST
yOU SAID bEAUTIFUL,FAGGG!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:37:32 PM PST
ill be thinking about you summers....im going to universal city walk MacDuffy
Posted by: Jerry Lewis Topics started: 15 Replies posted: 460
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:38:34 PM PST
hahaha helpless wondering dogs? What the fuck? Please tell me it's because your going to kill them and sell them to the local chinease restaraunt like in gummo....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:39:51 PM PST
universal city? the place where they over charge for parking. then they over charge everything in the stores. but the hard rock there does have some good food and the Valdate parking
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:39:57 PM PST
HA HA HAH then take the money and bUY glue to go huff and escape the problems of our everyday world!!!!!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:52:50 PM PST
hahaha Yeah. I love that movie. It bums everyone including myself out when I watch it...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:53:51 PM PST
WHy, strikes close to home?
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:54:28 PM PST
I love that nigger midget faggot in that, Triple negative whammy!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 111 Replies posted: 712
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 04:54:57 PM PST
i splashed people in the parking lot when i got out of my last class. been raiing all fuckin day.
Posted by: Hand Job Pete Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 107
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:00:27 PM PST
yeah Illinois is just like Ohio other than the fact that there's more people. Ohio is so fucked. There's nothing for miles literally...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:01:44 PM PST
what are your comments on my homestate, mississippi? *leans in to listen*
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:04:13 PM PST
Mississipi is alright. I like the south. It's full of interesting people with few teeth and funny accents. Actually I really do like the south. Especially Louisiana, but that's because I've read too many Anne Rice books. Don't call me a fag for it either or I'll turn you into a vampire...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:06:44 PM PST
hey, man, Ty, i like ya, you're a great drummer, and you like the south...besides, i read too...i read Douglas Coupland novels every chance I get
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:13:38 PM PST
Douglas Coupland? Really? What did he write? I'm not familiar with that author. I like mysteries and and some fantasy nerd stuff too....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:18:26 PM PST
Yeah anyway that's really interesting. I love your response. We'll talk more indepth another time I guess...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4892
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:52:33 PM PST
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, sorry, Ty...

he wrote "generation x" and "shampoo planet" and "life after god" and "miss wyoming"...

just a brilliant brilliant author...

HAAHAHAH, sorry for the delay
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:56:35 PM PST
Phil Collins has a large penis?
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 110 Replies posted: 4819
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 05:58:51 PM PST
regular sized
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:01:17 PM PST
Ty said all drummers have large penii. that would mean taht little shit from Hanson has a big penii. I think Ty was lying.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 110 Replies posted: 4819
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:02:29 PM PST
well, i play a little drums...been playing for a month or so

and my weiner has grown exponentially
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:04:55 PM PST
My penis is normal size in length (9 inches), but it's fucking wide. I think its abnormal to have such a wide penis.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 110 Replies posted: 4819
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:07:43 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:07:52 PM PST
did you get drums for x-mas?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 355 Replies posted: 6632
Wednesday, February 12th 2003 @ 06:10:36 PM PST
my brother got drums for christmas. I think I just have a thick penis. must be luck.
Posted by: Bucket_O_Beef Topics started: 110 Replies posted: 4819
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