| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:09:44 PM PST |
| On my valaentines day I want something special from the one I love. Maybe have her punch me in the face as I huff paint out of a plastic bag while a third party gives me a hot foot. That would be nice! Or maybe have her draw me a nice piping hot bath and then throw me in and hold me down until my skin scalds to a deep red color and I need to be rushed to the hospital. That's maybe the cheaper of the two. But what I really want is for her to sneak three tabs of L.S.D. into my morning coffee and not tell me and then her and my roomates would dress up in giant scary bee costumes and chase me around the house screaming that they want all the honey I stole from them back or they'll feed me to the queen until I have an aneurism and die. Now that would be the ultimate valentines gift from the one who cares about me the most.... Just trying to give you little hints of what I might want without coming out and saying it, Amanda... Ohhhh I can't wait... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:12:05 PM PST |
| What....no flowers or chocolats??????? |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:14:40 PM PST |
| Dumb............. |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:15:45 PM PST |
| The bee thing is kind of funny though. I laughed at that, but then again I laugh at all my own jokes. I'm fucking funny, man.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:16:53 PM PST |
| Its kind of wierd for one of YOUR posts, Its like you all of a sudden became abstract, are you smoking pot again? |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:16:54 PM PST |
| Cabel...you cock hungry little bitch... |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:17:53 PM PST |
| Nope. I think it's because I'm sober. I need a drink. Not because I feel bad or wierd or anything, but because I feel normal. Normal is not good... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:18:38 PM PST |
| NORMAL IS THE DEVIL,thats what pa says! |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:19:39 PM PST |
| Black people are the devil that's what grandragon says.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:20:17 PM PST |
| I am the Granddragon you asshole! |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:20:21 PM PST |
| It kind of sounds like grandfather. Pretty funny. not that I endorse that sort of rascist stuff... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:20:55 PM PST |
| Yeah I know and you said it, fuck-knucklupagus.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:20:57 PM PST |
| Are you still sponsored BY AUSCHAWITZ leather goods? |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:22:30 PM PST |
| No, but I got me an indian bone handled knife..... I think actually for my valentine I just want to have lots of sex. How normal of me... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:22:43 PM PST |
| Hey TY, howd the quitin smokin thing go |
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| Posted by: The chimp |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:25:09 PM PST |
| It's fine. I'm still going strong. I haven't had any gum today either. I only had one stick yesterday. It gets easier, but you always think about it... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:25:37 PM PST |
| Gotta run. See you guys later... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:26:25 PM PST |
| You chewed only ONE piece of gum, You rebel,Its hard going cold turkey on gUM you pussy!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Posted by: cabel Mcshmable |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:30:22 PM PST |
| Your dicks going to be hard when I shove a cold turkey up your ass and stuff it inside your little pee pee the back way, turkey dick... hahahaha That would be pretty funny looking. You could walk your penis around on the little turkey legs. Make it dance and stuff. What fun.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:31:32 PM PST |
you might be able to get some of those really kinky girls.
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:33:47 PM PST |
I'm a little turkey dick short and stout
here is my turkey wing here is my snout.....
I'm aware that turkeys don't have snouts... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:34:09 PM PST |
| ooooooooookay.....I'm done. Good bye.... |
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| Posted by: Ty Smith |
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| Tuesday, February 11th 2003 @ 01:35:49 PM PST |
| GAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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