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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 07:59:21 PM PST
hmmmmmmmmm jumping off the roof of a 2 story building into a shallow pool (painful) and then after getting addicted to pain killers
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:01:27 PM PST
You're just as bored as I am. alright!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:04:04 PM PST
no im probably more bored then you so you wanna prove your stupdity?
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:08:24 PM PST
proving im bored check this out am i really that easily amused? no bullshittin myself yeah
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:12:01 PM PST
I'm watching stern, bullshitting with my sister, and avoiding doing a 4 page report due tomorrow. I'm BORED, and annoyed nobody is on.
I don't know how I could prove my stupidity. I'm not stupid just lame.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:14:53 PM PST
watch weeee
itll cure sum boredom
im supposed to be doing a report on mark twain but fuck that scool sucks
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:15:41 PM PST
OH MY GOD, that was the best, you made my sister fart.
Thank you we both enjoyed it.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:17:07 PM PST
I'm supposed to be writting a paper on grizzly bear management.
I love bears, but I don't want to write about how they were decimated by imbeciles.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:18:35 PM PST
lol made your sister fart?
ok yours sounds almost as boring as mine if not more boring
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:20:43 PM PST
i went up to a thug gangster and he was all like "mother fucker weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"when your a kid and you aint got drugs yet"
my fav part though is when the hampster guy is all like "gonads in the lightning in the lightning in the rain"
very graphic lol
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:23:48 PM PST
did you do this video thinger? yeah it was funny.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:24:42 PM PST
no im not talented like that
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:25:53 PM PST
aww.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:29:04 PM PST
its not sad dude im a writer and cartonist but im hmmm technology challenged(it works)
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:30:56 PM PST
I'm the girl everybody cheated off of in school. I get you good grades.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:31:51 PM PST
....aighthey find me 10 facts about mark twain (jk)
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:34:04 PM PST
I should have added this to the last post.

I get you good grades...but that was high school, i'd never ingested any type of drug. I still get good grades, but i'm a slacker I hate work.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:35:03 PM PST
im a slacker too and well why do anything when you can sleep?
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:36:43 PM PST
I don't sleep though, a bit of an insomniac.

and oh yeah here, i'm sure you have this info already though.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens) spent his easily influenced years in Hannibal Missouri where many of his novels are centered, most notably "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn". After the death of his father in 1847 he worked for his brother's newspaper in Hannibal, then was a wandering printer in many cities. In 1857 he went to New Orleans on his way to make his fortune in South America, but instead he became a Mississippi River boat pilot. His pen name was actually the river call for a water depth of two fathoms ("Mark Twain"). Mark Twain stopped piloting the riverboat in 1861, at the start of the Civil War, to join the Union. The Civil War ended river traffic and Clemens in 1862 went west to Carson City where his brother had been appointed territorial secretary. He failed in get rich quick schemes and turned to writing for the Virginia City Enterprise. Later he was a newspaperman in San Francisco. His first success was a short story, a masterpiece of western humor, "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County". When he returned from a trip to Hawaii, financed by the Sacramento Union in 1866 he first became a successful humorist speaker. He also published "The Innocents Abroad" which was another of his many famous books. In 1870 he married Olivia Langdon of Elmira New York and settled down in Hartford Connecticut. Some critics have argued that his wife and her New England friends most exceptionally William Dean Howells, impaired his talents. Yet he wrote excellent books after he moved to Hartford, including his two signature novels "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" and "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn". Some of his later works are forced attempts at humor. His attitude changed later and was reflected in the surely bitter tragedy of "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson", even though he continued to create humorous works. In the 1890's Twain made some bad investments and soon found himself heavily in debt. He continued to lecture around the world, which led to his "Following the Equator" books. He also had to deal with the death of his two daughters and the long illness and death of his wife in 1904. Some critics think that the great discouragement of his later works were the result of his personal tragedy. This beloved American author will long be remembered for what many call the most "American" of authors.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:38:38 PM PST
i was kidding but thanks well thats all my homework thank ya very much
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:42:12 PM PST
ah the internet.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:43:50 PM PST
AshFactor is such a gay name.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 5
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:44:36 PM PST
something else stupid i met the bassist from pulley and didnt even know it im such a tard
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:45:02 PM PST
sure why not
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:49:01 PM PST
I have Mark Adkins sweaty towel, it smells but i don't get to have many show souveneirs.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:52:00 PM PST
i have the singer from the codes hat and a free the west memphis 3 shirt the chris from anti-flag gave me
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:54:25 PM PST
Anti-Flag will never play South FL ever again. When they played here at the Warped Tour, that year they got mad at some assholes in the crowd, and later when NOFX was playing some guy got stabbed so they had to stop the show.
It's sad.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:59:47 PM PST
almost every punk abnd plays los angeles so i guess im fortunate in that way anti-flag thought our crowd kicked ass i hung out with them after the show their really cool guys but they are much older then they look or claim
i got a black eye in the pit of an nofx show and it sucked but i dont feel like going into the topic of mosh pit pain
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:02:25 PM PST
I always get crushed at shows. One time I thought I had broken all my ribs because when I got home and took a shower all of a sudden I couldn't breathe, I couldn't expand my chest it hurt so bad. Shows are so funny.
And yes you ingrate, be happy you live in LA, there's shows there every night, nobody comes to Miami, just Ft. Lauderdale and West Palm, that's where all those white kids live, they scare the shit out of me.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:06:01 PM PST
there are show every night but im not supposed to go to shows on weeknights but i dont exactly listen and i lie and say im skating or practicing with my band and my rents dont care isnt htta stupid theyll let me skate or practice with my band on a week night but they wont let me go to a showwhats up with that?

dont alot of old ppl live in fl?my best friend lives in boca raton so many old ppl dude its weird
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:08:21 PM PST
No no, old peeps live in Broward County, that's Ft. Lauderdale, Aventura, West Palm, Weston, shit cities like that. I live in MIAMI, cubans, puerto ricans, haitians and all around minorities live here. The rich live in Broward and selected sites in Miami. I should know my mom cleans their condos.
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:10:58 PM PST
i'm a minority i love it but i look white so i dont get the racist stuff but actually around here people are racists against whites and they think white people owe them something i never choose to be white i was just born that way and it blows
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:13:15 PM PST
I had never met a white person till I moved to the house i live in now, that was I think in 98. I love white boys though. Ah white boys, people tell me they can't fuck but I don't believe em'.
What are you then sir?
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:14:30 PM PST
South african
what r u?
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:16:06 PM PST
i like living in a culturally diverse place cuz it eliminates alot of racism
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:21:43 PM PST
yeah im talking to myself dude o crap i have a french exam tomorrow that sucks but hey i sit next to sum1 smart
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:27:33 PM PST
I'm guatemalan, that's right one of the poorest countries in central american, and damn proud of it too!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 2078
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:31:12 PM PST
i'm an eighth or a tenth guatemalan something pretty small not quite sure south africa is pretty poor and the goverment there well it sucks
Posted by: AshFactor Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 65
Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:32:59 PM PST
paisano!
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Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 09:37:48 PM PST
yeah
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