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My conversation with some random fag who messaged me |
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| Sunday, February 9th 2003 @ 09:17:33 PM PST |
KuklaO4: hey Louis Loach: yes KuklaO4: who are ya? Louis Loach: im louis loach assface! KuklaO4: assface? KuklaO4: where'd you learn that? 3rd grade? Louis Loach: yes, as in your ass looks like a face, listen pal im in a band and ill fuck you up Louis Loach: or should i say...your face looks like an ASS! Louis Loach: okay thats it! you just entered the ring of pain and im the referree, you want some head butting assbashing?! YOU CAME TO TEH RIGHT PLACE ding ding! LIGHTS OUT BITCH! KuklaO4: pal? haha, a band, so technically you attempt to play music with people, encouaging them that you'll get signed someday and they'll make millions. good try trying to tell people that if they hang out with them you'll give them lots of money..unfortunately you suck KuklaO4: paying people to hang out with you, last time i heard, when someone paid to hang out with your family it was your "dad" paying your mom for a good time.. KuklaO4: must be in the genes KuklaO4: Hey "ref" ?? What, did you not learn how to read..? cause it seems you cant spell either. Louis Loach: ooo no! not dictionary dave! OMG OMG I SPEELED REFAREEA RONG OMG OMG fuckin sped mcfucklick, you think i care about grammar johnny fagtits? KuklaO4: Are these johnny's and dave's in your "band"? hmm, can other people see the members of your "band"? Louis Loach: 'band' are you trying to say...my band is fictional? KuklaO4: Yeah, as well as your friends. KuklaO4: So why all the hostility? Louis Loach: so now i dont have a band (SickOs tm) and i have no friends? listen honey, good or bad its still publicity Louis Loach: fuck you lonnie dicksuck! KuklaO4: aw, i love you. KuklaO4: Marry me? Louis Loach: how bout i marry my fist to your TEETH! KuklaO4: We'll live happily ever after, and i swear, i Will come visit you in your new white padded room! Louis Loach: you're gonnna visit loach andrews backstage while your suckin my sack sining howdie fuckin doodie stranger! HOWDY QUADE THE SHIT JUST HIT THE FAN! KuklaO4: again, a nie new padded room. Where people will understna your ramblings... Louis Loach: my stage name is loach but you can call me rick KuklaO4: lol okay Rick Louis Loach: a nie? whats that? is that some forgein padding company? or is that idiot slang Louis Loach: fuckin kreg, i dont speak DICK ! KuklaO4: i dont know, i prolly got it from you with your "teh" Louis Loach: TEH TIME HAS COME! Louis Loach: for you to start suckin now shut the fuck up and say HUMMMMMMMMM KuklaO4: if im sucking i cant "say" HUMMMMMM KuklaO4: moron. KuklaO4: Where is your band located at? Louis Loach: you obviously arent skilled in the ways of lickin rick dick, im a mean mother fucker and if you step onto my turf you better be ready to throw down you feel me fuckface? Louis Loach: my band is located in indiana KuklaO4: haha, im winning Rick.. you need to realize that Louis Loach: have you ever heard of LBfighter? KuklaO4: nope Louis Loach: if youve ever heard of LBfighter then youd know you're fuckin with the wrong guy pal! KuklaO4: haha, apparently im not fucking with anyone Louis Loach: you're winning? what? the retard of the year award for all the flowing stupid coming from your fingertips? KuklaO4: im winning! Louis Loach: OMG TEH TARDLY SPEDCOCK IS WINNING HE/SHE IS WINNING KuklaO4: She. Louis Loach: fag. Louis Loach: listen bucko badass KuklaO4: its dyke moron Louis Loach: i dont need your tom foolery fuckin up my cracked out nose job of a night okay? KuklaO4: why, what happend? KuklaO4: Break a nail? KuklaO4: or does your ass hurt from your moms dildo? Louis Loach: im blowin crack like your mom on .50 cent suck n' fuck friday! KuklaO4: haha, you have to be the dumbest person i know. Louis Loach: dyke? so you like lickin labia eh? KuklaO4: no, i was just helping you try to insult me.. KuklaO4: i thought you needed some help Louis Loach: dumbest person you know? haha, well maybe, have you considered your dad maybe being the dumbest person you know cause he was so fucking stupid he thought 'oh its okay melba, ill pull out early shhh just slip it in' KuklaO4: what? Louis Loach: need some help? insulting a drooling hick? Louis Loach: no need but thanks KuklaO4: anyway. Louis Loach: anyway? KuklaO4: what kind of music does your band play? Louis Loach: how bout not anyway, how bout right NOWway KuklaO4: yeah.. howabout that. Louis Loach: my band plays psuedo melodic harmony buck stevens with a little bluegrass influence, we're a techno rock with heavy grooves and independent reality Louis Loach: i speak french Louis Loach: par le vue mother fucker! KuklaO4: bonjour? KuklaO4: comment al le vous? Louis Loach: bonjour? no i would not like icecream but thank you carol! KuklaO4: Kat. Louis Loach: karl KuklaO4: not carol..or dicklick, or whatever you were saying earlier KuklaO4: Ka. KuklaO4: *t KuklaO4: dah Louis Loach: Kat? your names Kat? like katrina? but you thought it would be more feminine to change it to 'kat' cause you're a kat in the world lickin your snatch and hackin up hairballs, thats not sexy KuklaO4: no, kat as in, Katherine, Katie, Kat. Louis Loach: well your name spawns quite a plethora of subnames, you are quite a catch i bet you smell like fish you! douche baby its the only way Louis Loach: like when you're around people think somebody stopped by with fresh tuna sammys! YAY KATS HERE Louis Loach: what are you doing, typing a novel? i really dont have all night KuklaO4: so richard..oh, Rick, whats that like, Short for Dick? Louis Loach: rick isnt a subname for richard you dumb cock, richard is dick, rick is the rickster im a fuckin lean mean drum beatin machine and well rip you apart like ragnarock on a cold winters morn !@ KuklaO4: you're dumb Louis Loach: you're fat KuklaO4: not really Louis Loach: you're a big ball of stupid dripping fagtard Louis Loach: so you wanna fuck or what? Louis Loach: i dont got all night slut KuklaO4: sorry, what, are you talkin to your mom.. Louis Loach: you want me to stick my chach in your fuckin ear so you can hear me comin? KuklaO4: is it so small that you can do that? Louis Loach: its smaller than you think baby, c'mon suck ol' kipper john, hes beggin for a skank fatty named kat to give it to him! Louis Loach: seriously what would it take to get into your pants? a bottle o' boones and a quarter? you dirty bitch KuklaO4: lol prolly someone who's not you Louis Loach: ooo denying the ol' loach roach coach eh? well im done with you! KuklaO4: Really? thats all it took? KuklaO4: Wow, youre a pushover Louis Loach: you messaged me Louis Loach: do you not remember? Louis Loach: i remember KuklaO4: cause you sent one of your friends to me Louis Loach: it was fun, we laughed, we cried i called you a chubby loving fatty you cried i laughed, it was fun KuklaO4: lol KuklaO4: that was funny Louis Loach: i dont need your validation on something being funny or not KuklaO4: and here you go ruining it with an insult KuklaO4: good call, and here i thought we were all establishing a nice relationship Rick. Louis Loach: insult shimsult, my real talent is on stage, guzzling 14 gallons of horse piss while lighting my pubes on fire KuklaO4: why not get close to someone? bad childhood? Louis Loach: no, i was anally raped by my dog when i was 5 its a story i dont tell many people KuklaO4: i understand why KuklaO4: must of been ough KuklaO4: *tough Louis Loach: yes, it was ough Louis Loach: the counseling didnt help either KuklaO4: well its good you tried to get help for that Louis Loach: i didnt, my parents thought it was a good idea, i dont know, maybe i tried too hard when i was young to please my parents, i mean shit i even poisoned my cousin when my dad askedme too...just because..he didnt like him KuklaO4: Hahaha! Louis Loach: you think thats funny? Louis Loach: he almost died gail KuklaO4: i think when your nice your funnier than you are when youre trying to be mean KuklaO4: well dave, i dont know what to say Louis Loach: well kuk, thats the thing ive never opened up like this to anyone before KuklaO4: Hey, you can come to me with anything Betty Louis Loach: i feel uninhibited around like a wild beast, some would say i feel like a kat Louis Loach: can i tell you one more thing? KuklaO4: oh great. KuklaO4: sure Louis Loach: when i was a young boy around the age of 9 we were living in ireland, and i learned the fine art of jerkin stevie there KuklaO4: ever play rugby? Louis Loach: no but i thought i was a girl till i was 15 because my penis was so small KuklaO4: i had that same problem Louis Loach: okay you dumb retard none of this is true Louis Loach: bye |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
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| Sunday, February 9th 2003 @ 09:23:21 PM PST |
par le vue, mother fucker
hahahaaha, fuckin KREG |
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| Posted by: Cahbin Copay |
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| Sunday, February 9th 2003 @ 09:28:24 PM PST |
| HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 94 |
Replies posted: 1679 |
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| Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 03:07:22 AM PST |
| WWWhhhoooweee gggeee Whackin Chad!!! So would I be correct in thinking that huh homosexuals are not considered part of the sub culture that is generation after X...and a bit behind Y...please expand on that for me...i'd love to hear it!!! right here at www.BBCCSS.com.ca!!! Tell us whats cool and whats you!!! We're doing reasearch for a hip and upcoming youth programme!!! Tell us all about YOU!!! |
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| Posted by: Run Dum Dun Dun Run Dum Dun Do |
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| Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 07:46:27 AM PST |
| hip and upcoming? what are you? 50? |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 350 |
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| Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 07:57:06 AM PST |
| Ya he probably doesnt even have a labret piercing |
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| Posted by: crotcheycrackers |
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| Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:11:29 AM PST |
| you're a fuckin gimp rum dum dun dun run dum fagdick! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 94 |
Replies posted: 1679 |
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| Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:18:14 AM PST |
| whats a programme? |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 94 |
Replies posted: 1679 |
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| Monday, February 10th 2003 @ 08:27:00 AM PST |
| AAAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 350 |
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