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Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:00:05 AM PST
sky2f: hi
Ox:
Ox: who r u
sky2f: ?
Ox: the ox does not appreciate this
sky2f: is it that ur picture on ur p/f ?
Ox: yes, does that make you want to grease my pole
sky2f: its my pleasure to talk u then
Ox: oh really?
Ox: why is that
sky2f: yes
Ox: why?
sky2f: becuse u have a wondefful body
Ox: where are you from?
sky2f: iran
sky2f: who long u do bber?
Ox: I don't know what bber is, is that some kind of non-fat gravy for crunchy m&ms
sky2f: bber=bodybuilding
Ox: oh lol I just thought you were talking about some weird stuff, well It all started about 4 years ago, I was freebasing meth and ass raping a mule and I thought I might start lifting weights
sky2f: i c
sky2f: u use creatin too ?
Ox: I use all that shit there cutie, you got a pic cause I kinda feel like roughin up my member so to speak, you think you are jackable there sweetheart?
sky2f: i cant undrestand u ,
Ox: I want to masturbate while looking at a picture of you, is this possible?
sky2f: i am , judo player for 16 yres
sky2f: and i am muscar
Ox: muscar, is that some kind of fuckin' soft drink there in Iran like Dr Muscar or something?
sky2f: muscalr men
Ox: yea are a man?
sky2f: yes i am a men
Ox: you ever sucked a dick?
sky2f: yes i did
sky2f: when i was 13
Ox: why?
sky2f: i dont know why
sky2f: chilesh
Ox: would you like to suck my cock?
sky2f: i dont know yet
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 122 Replies posted: 2276
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:01:18 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fuckin COCKSUCKIN IRANIAN
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 387 Replies posted: 7187
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:04:55 AM PST
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

that was awesome.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 71 Replies posted: 5494
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:05:15 AM PST
it isn't over yet :-D
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 122 Replies posted: 2276
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:12:05 AM PST
sky2f: i have used creatin for 3 weeks but i have not changed why?
Ox: ok let me let you in on a little secret
Ox: you know when you are getting ready to ejaculate? the semen that comes out?
Ox: hello?
sky2f: what mean?
Ox: have you ever had sex?
sky2f: with womens or mens?
Ox: either
sky2f: womens a lot
Ox: you know what happens in the end when you cum
sky2f: yes
sky2f: geting relax
Ox: yes, well if you cum into a cup and then add creatine to that, it helps build muscle mass, it is how I got so large today
sky2f: ohhhhhhh
sky2f: ahhhhhhhh
sky2f: but i dont to do that
Ox: you want to get big don't you?
sky2f: yes
Ox: it is the quickest way chachi
sky2f: but thats
Ox: your name is chachi right?
sky2f: no
Ox: you could spend up to 10 years of your life training in a gym to get my size
sky2f: i see
Ox: or you could spend 4 months if you do what I just told you, now tell me it isn't worth it
Ox: you there littly buddy?
Ox: oops little lol
sky2f: u did such too?
Ox: yes,
Ox: it is worth it man
Ox: it really is
sky2f: thats why ur wife run away from u ?
sky2f: lol
Ox: lol no she didn't run away, I kinda beat her to death
sky2f: wowwww
Ox: lol
Ox: so anyway, will you try my methods for me ?
sky2f: agree with u
Ox: and tell me how you advance in about 3 weeks ok partner?
sky2f: i try
sky2f: to cum and added creain with and drink right ?
Ox: now you'll feel a little weird the first few times, but seriously just mix your cum in there, it won't be bad at all
Ox: yes
Ox: alright buddy, I'm gonna log off, gotta get back to drinking my own nut whiskey
sky2f: ok
Ox: have a good night
sky2f: let me suck urs too
Ox: and talk to me again in 3 weeks
Ox: no I can't do that, not from Iran, it is huge but not that huge
Ox: it only works with your own cum anyway
sky2f: i see
sky2f: ok
sky2f: bye
Ox: remember chachi letme know how you are doing in 3 weeks
sky2f: ok
Ox: bye
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 122 Replies posted: 2276
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:19:55 AM PST
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

THAT GUYS PROBABLY GONNA DO THAT TOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 691
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:22:10 AM PST
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

THAT GUYS PROBABLY GONNA DO THAT TOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 691
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:22:37 AM PST
fuckin double poster!
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 46 Replies posted: 691
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:23:42 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

sky2f: thats why ur wife run away from u ?
sky2f: lol
Ox: lol no she didn't run away, I kinda beat her to death

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

sky2f: let me suck urs too

best parts.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 71 Replies posted: 5494
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 12:26:12 AM PST
i HOPE he really does do that...that would be the best.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 71 Replies posted: 5494
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 01:05:23 AM PST
he'd better let the ox know in 3 weeks
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 122 Replies posted: 2276
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 01:24:44 AM PST
and then the ox BETTER let us know.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 71 Replies posted: 5494
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 01:38:37 AM PST
I don't think you want to be threatening the ox...
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 122 Replies posted: 2276
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 01:42:44 AM PST
FUCK the ox!!! he is a fucking cum guzzler....FAG!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 71 Replies posted: 5494
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 04:48:02 AM PST
hahahahaha...dat guy can't even clap, goddammit...he can't get his hands close 2 each other
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 198 Replies posted: 7192
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 11:33:22 AM PST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, cum-drinking cock-sucking Iranian...

he's probably guzzling down some of his white chowda, as we speak
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 387 Replies posted: 7187
Saturday, February 8th 2003 @ 11:52:36 AM PST
AHHHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2642
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