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I'm th-th-th-thirsty!
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Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 08:58:18 PM PST
Mon, I was feeling thirsty one afternoon
But my freezer was empty as a hot-air balloon
"I'll get some New Coke" my servant said
(he's as empty as my freezer i-in the head)
I said "just rememeber its New Coke, please"
But I might as well have asked him in ch-ch-Chinese
As he drove off I shouted "Don't forget, Catch the Wave"
And he did, in the car, in the water on the way

Well, I was madder than a monkey in a prickly habit
when he came back with a Pepsi and I said "Dagnabit!
I wanted New Coke, not the p-p-P Word!"
So we rented a boat, and we headed seaward

We were chasing my coke, it was a sight to see
Me in the boat, him swimming after me!
Catch the wave! Catch my New Coke please?
Oh, gosh golly, I wish I had knees.
Oh no...tidal....(blub)
Posted by: Max Headroom Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:01:14 PM PST
f-f-f-faggot
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 133
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:02:52 PM PST
Th-th-th-that is correct, sir!
Posted by: Max Headroom Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:03:02 PM PST
ALRIIIIIGHT!
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 133
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:03:59 PM PST
Yes, success does have its price
Posted by: Max Headroom Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:07:27 PM PST
^dude, you dont make any sense
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 133
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:16:31 PM PST
My simple rule is observe and copy.
Posted by: Max Headroom Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 8
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:45:47 PM PST
ix-nay on YOU'RE GAY!
Posted by: Mark Summers MillenniumEdition Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 133
Wednesday, February 5th 2003 @ 09:48:05 PM PST
Roach don't care for this.
Posted by: Raull Roach Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 39
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