| Monday, February 3rd 2003 @ 10:18:05 PM PST |
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: Hugh Donovan
chachi stevens: you rang kreg
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: whats up, man
chachi stevens: nothin, you?
chachi stevens: fuckin font
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: listening to the new ataris <3
chachi stevens: stupid font
chachi stevens: there we go
chachi stevens: asdf
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: hahahaha
chachi stevens: dude that thing sayruh made is pretty cool i laughed my ass off
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: fuckin farted and the guy thought i was cooking fish
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAAHHAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ch achi stevens: HAHAHAHAHA COOKING FISH!
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: me too, dude
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: i laughed for like an hour
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AHHAHAHAAH
chachi stevens: from what i heard, kreg likes fish
chachi stevens: man, FUCK im hungry!
chachi stevens: brb
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: haha, fine, dickie
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: greg greggers
chachi stevens: fuck you kreg
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: hahaah, ponched assem
chachi stevens: hahahah im watching it for the third time
chachi stevens: this song HAHAHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
chachi stevens: anyone got a room chatting?
chachi stevens: anyone on?
chachi stevens: dude, married with children reunion show
chachi stevens: FUCK YES
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHHAAHAH
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: when?
chachi stevens: i dont know for sure i just saw the commercial earlier
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: hahaa, AWESOME!!
chachi stevens: when i was young, my dad said 'boy you're hung' i figured it was meant to be, now im grown not so alone 6'3 is only part of me...
BORN FOR PORN BORN FOR PORN
my dick hangs down to my knees
BORN FOR PORN BORN FOR PORN
im only here to please...
I wanted to be in showbiz it sounded really fun
the lights the camera oh the glare when i shoot it on her bum...
to be continued
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHAHAH what the fuck?!?!
chachi stevens: HAHAHAHAHAHA its a song im working on called 'born for porn'
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: i thought it was a real song!!
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHA, its classic
chachi stevens: LMAO
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: i'm working on
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: "If Tom Hanks Loves War and Space So Much, I Wonder What He Thinks of 'Star Wars'"
chachi stevens: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: hahahahah, this ataris song sounds like the strokes
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: its soooo gay
chachi stevens: 'tom hanks is a normal guy, heck you could even say hes an 'average joe' but when it comes to the glitz and glamour of "outer space" and the beauty it beholds...one may wonder, what DOES T.H. think of space and the star wars universe, is it hype? does it matter? will it change the physics of atrological time travel as we know it today? read along with lewis and bunkie as we show you the world of space, hanks, and the overwhelmsing sensation of anal hemorroids!
chachi stevens: lewis and bunkie HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH, what the fuck??!?!!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: my dad has hemmies
chachi stevens: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
chachi stevens: LMAO
chachi stevens: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the hemms
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: hahahahahah
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: he had some cam thing up his ass today at dr. adams' office
chachi stevens: HAHAHAHA it hurts when he poops huh
chachi stevens: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: i also broadcasted it on yahoo VIA my webcam
chachi stevens: hahahahah cyberlink-up to the doctors recal exam
chachi stevens: sweeeet
chachi stevens: FUCK YES THE NEW 24 finally!
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, you FAG!! |
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| Posted by: Bruce Campbell |
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| Monday, February 3rd 2003 @ 10:23:38 PM PST |
| Keith and the Lightfoot CD |
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| Posted by: OLIVER DICKSTONE |
Topics started: 4 |
Replies posted: 111 |
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| Monday, February 3rd 2003 @ 10:30:59 PM PST |
| hahahahahaha my friend joe kipp would always make fun of me listening to the offspring but then he'd go home and listen to Gordon Lightfoot, REO Speedwagon and all of those other shitty bands/folk musicians and you should have felt his wrath when you insulted john denver.. ha needless to say we don't talk anymore voiding the whole friend thing |
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| Posted by: chrissneed |
Topics started: 120 |
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| Monday, February 3rd 2003 @ 10:32:17 PM PST |
chachi stevens: oh...no...you didnt
chachi stevens: from where im sitting it doesnt look like im gonna get ANYTHING except a warrant to beat the living shit out of you!
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA, holy shit
chachi stevens: ahahahah go loo at the the board its funny
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA wants to directly connect.
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA is now directly connected.
chachi stevens: show me larry!
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA:
chachi stevens: im gonna work on a whackin chad design tomorrow so make sure you're on when i fuck with some shit
chachi stevens: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH FUCKIN TREKKIE!
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: dork ass bitch
chachi stevens: fag ass lonestar
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA This guy thinks hes Cat Stevens or some shit, Gordon fuckin lightfoot fag
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAAHAH
chachi stevens: hahahahahahahahahhaahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iBLE WupCOLUMBIA: Keith Sunley had a Gordon Lightfoot CD in his trunk
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: it was his dads!! HAHAAHHAHA
chachi stevens: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA, or so he claimed
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
chachi stevens: holy shit dude i gotta tell you a story
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: hahaha, tell
chachi stevens: when i was in highschool me and my buddies had this kid friend kinda, he was fat like a horse and his dad was a fuckin pig, anyway this is a two part story one about him (andrew) and one about his dad (mr. fat) so me and kyle and jr were gonna go pick up andrew, we tried calling him to no avail so we went over to his house knocked on the door, nothing happened rain the doorbell finally we see this chubby scrote head pop up from around the kitchen island, hes running to the door hands over his crotch he opens the door and we see him trying to hold his pants up, anyway we found fat andrew whackin off when he was supposed to be hanging with us thats part 1.
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAAAA
chachi stevens: then part 2 goes somethin like this...werd, anyway Mr. Fat is fat like a fuckin tree trunk od'd on gravy, this guy walks around and moves mountains at a slight slip. this storys short, so he buys a new car thinking hes all slick and shit Mr. fat loves the ladies, hes getting all bunky left and right he doesnt konw whats going on and he hasnt even driven it out of the driveway yet...so we all pile in noone up front of course because mr. fat takes up three seats, he starts bookin down a handicapped street and obviously he didnt hit speedbumps during his test drive, so we're comming up along a speed up and wouldnt you know it! HE DECIDES TO TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT TRY OUT THE RAW POWER OF THIS BADASS TOYOTA!! we clear the speedbump with furious accuracy and right when we get to the top i hear a 'honk' then we come down and a 'honk de da honk honk' i was confused i didnt know what to say, its like a deer caught in headlights so i waited till the next bump...sure enough same thing happened.. turns out his stomache was lodged against the horn and everytime pressure was applied, i.e. GRAVITY his fat gut would honk the horn but the funniest was the way it sounded HONK DE HONK HONK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
chachi stevens: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
iBLEWupCOLUMBIA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, classic
chachi stevens: dude it so was |
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| Posted by: Bruce Campbell |
Topics started: 112 |
Replies posted: 3758 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 08:32:38 AM PST |
| bump^ |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 08:36:20 AM PST |
| HAHAHAHAH i actually went to see john denver years ago cause it was a free ticket, it was in sun city in the 'sun dome' (sun city is an old persons city, its like set apart from the rest of the community, way out west you gotta travel through the desert and shit, when you get there you gotta be quiet and watch out for golf carts) so we get into the 'concert' ol' john's sittin on a stoool with his badass acoustic guitar and a chip on his shoulder, a chip the size of texas...and he isnt gonna quit till he lets us know! so it started john was gettin hyped up he started singing 'GRANDMAS FEATHER BED' it was sweet, we almost got out of our handicapped seats, cause all the seats were marked tard...and started dancing, i think george behind us had a mild stroke and gertrude across the balcony may of had a heart attack i dont know all it in all it was good times! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 08:37:47 AM PST |
rocky mountain high this, didnt he die flying an ultralight glider??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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| Posted by: L |
Topics started: 121 |
Replies posted: 5481 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 08:38:27 AM PST |
| he sure did! flying an experimental plane and he was drunk |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 08:40:40 AM PST |
| HAHAHAHa heres some scheduled events for sundome coming up! boy they're active |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:50:08 AM PST |
he was drunk in an experimental ultralight....
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! FUCKING HAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
listen here john denver whirlyygig dickless drunk
youre not cleared for takeoff, oh wait go ahead anyways
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! FUCKING HAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! |
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| Posted by: L |
Topics started: 121 |
Replies posted: 5481 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:51:39 AM PST |
| I had a dream about Bruce or whatever his name is last night. He didn't really have a face but I knew it was him cuz of his tattoos. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
Topics started: 44 |
Replies posted: 1949 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:55:50 AM PST |
| loach fucking owns |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:56:37 AM PST |
| absolutely man, go listen to our shit, he's fucking killer! |
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| Posted by: L |
Topics started: 121 |
Replies posted: 5481 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:57:27 AM PST |
| oh...ive listened! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:57:52 AM PST |
| should of had him do a slow, feather stick smash for lazer speaks it would of been awinspiring |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:58:31 AM PST |
| Then you know...world domination is at hand |
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| Posted by: L |
Topics started: 121 |
Replies posted: 5481 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 09:59:58 AM PST |
| What's your aim thinger L since Chad doesn't respond when somebody (me) sends him an IM |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
Topics started: 44 |
Replies posted: 1949 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:00:02 AM PST |
Lazer speaks was recorded with just me, a piano and the engineer.
nobody else was in the studio for that recording. its perfect as is. |
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| Posted by: L |
Topics started: 121 |
Replies posted: 5481 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:00:40 AM PST |
I dont use AIM, i'm on messenger
add lazerman_2000 |
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| Posted by: L |
Topics started: 121 |
Replies posted: 5481 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:01:34 AM PST |
| msn or yahoo? |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
Topics started: 44 |
Replies posted: 1949 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:06:12 AM PST |
| Um I'm not that Amazing Kreskin or whatever the fuck his name was, I don't know if you mean msn or yahoo. |
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| Posted by: Surrender-to-K |
Topics started: 44 |
Replies posted: 1949 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:09:11 AM PST |
| cough sarcasm cough |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:24:36 AM PST |
| HAAHAHAHA, Mr. Fat! HAHAHAAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
Topics started: 11 |
Replies posted: 2556 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:33:24 AM PST |
| that story is fucking hilarious!!HAAHAHAHAHA |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
Topics started: 11 |
Replies posted: 2556 |
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| Tuesday, February 4th 2003 @ 10:33:35 AM PST |
| hahahahahahah!!! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 130 |
Replies posted: 2032 |
