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i ate eel
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Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:29:14 PM PST
we sent to some japanese place tonight and my mom made me try eel
it was really good too
the best part was that the place had green tea ice cream
i never see that shit at any restaurants anymore
i tried the ginger ice cream too but it tasted a little too much like poison for my liking

i seriously gained 2 pounds after dinner!!
wooohoooo
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:30:28 PM PST
I don't like eel unless it's got a lot of that brown sauce stuff on it. No not poo either...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 104 Replies posted: 4850
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:34:12 PM PST
i was scared because i thought it might taste like fish or shrimp or something

i cannot stand the taste of seafood at all
ever
but the eel tasted like chicken skin with a better texture i guess

fuck

it tasted like eel!
and seaweed


i used to eat the sheets of black seaweed and get in trouble for it because my mom used it for sushi and rice balls
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:35:37 PM PST
You should have told her you need your roughage because you can't shit.... I like other sushi better than eel though. I like the fishy smeeling stuff...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 104 Replies posted: 4850
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:38:18 PM PST
hhaha yeah but it is a well known fact that i NEVER have trouble breaching a food baby
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:41:11 PM PST
nasty.... I get a little bit funny before shows because of my nerves. It's not that I'm really nervous or anything, but I always have to drop a deuce before the show....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 104 Replies posted: 4850
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:44:03 PM PST
that's a sure cure for ANYTHING
dog got run over?
take a dump
hair catches on fire?
take a dump
damn this coke is good!
you'll HAVE to poop


no matter your trouble, tweaking the sphincter valves will surely ease your mind
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:45:25 PM PST
Hmmm how about if you're in a coffee shop and there's a girl singing sad songs with a piano? Do you think if I take a dump on the florr that she'll stop her whining?....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 104 Replies posted: 4850
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:47:00 PM PST
farting near the makeshift stage might help
some problems don't require drastic measure such as wasting a catharsis, such as shitting, on a whiney emo chick
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:47:38 PM PST
or just announce that tori amos is at the bagel shoppe
you'll REALLY clear the room
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:48:52 PM PST
how come we always end up talking about poop?
hahaha
we totally do though
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:50:24 PM PST
hahaha I like the tori amos reference. That would definately work on this gal. god she just hit a nasty note too. other than that she can sing alright, but I can't stand this fucking shit. waa wawawawahhhhhh..
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 104 Replies posted: 4850
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:55:17 PM PST
start shouting out requests!
just make up silly names

"hey can you play, 'the grocery store is out of tofu, and i don't know how to tie a noose'? or what about 'i hate men and deodorant, but cats sure are swell'?"
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Saturday, February 1st 2003 @ 07:57:50 PM PST
oh shit there's always the cult classic "it's raining in seattle, and there's fog on my wide-rimmed glasses"
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
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