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TAR BEBAY
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:09:06 AM PST
TIME OF BIRTH: 1:04 PM
WEIGHT: APPROX. 0.75 LBS
LENGTH: 5.5 IN.
PRONOUNCED DEAD: 1:06 PM


RIP TAR BEBAY
YOU WILL BE MISSED


I GUESS MY MOTHER'S PROPHECY CAME TRUE
"SARAH, YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT"

GOD BLESS COFFEE
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:15:17 AM PST
HAHAHAA, but not even a pound??
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 2049
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:17:50 AM PST
WELL ALL I HAD TO JUDGE BY WAS THE WATER DISPLACEMENT SO IT WAS ONLY AN ESTIMATE
PLUS ALL I'VE BEEN EATING IS COOKIES
AND MOSTLY OREOS AT THAT
GO FIGURE

CATCH ME ON ONE OF THOSE SENSIBLE MEAL DAYS
MY TURD REARING IS USUALLY BETTER IF I'VE BEEN VISITING THE TROUGH
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:36:21 AM PST
hahaha, oreos huh? well in that case .75 lbs isn't so bad, but if its past 1 over by you then you gotta eat something biotch! go get some pizza or something!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 2049
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:36:43 AM PST
mmm pizza
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 103
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:39:09 AM PST
IF I SHIT AFTER EATING PIZZA I'LL NAME IT GREASE WITHERSPOON
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:40:19 AM PST
if you shit after eating pizza just call him dairy johanison
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 103
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:41:20 AM PST
DAIRY BUSEY
WAAAHAH
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:42:14 AM PST
HAHAHAHAH
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 103
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:44:11 AM PST
i kinda like dairy coleman
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 2049
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:45:01 AM PST
wait, im slow what would dairy be replaced with in that sentence?
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 103
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:45:29 AM PST
barry? kerry? larry? whos larry coleman!?
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 103
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:45:33 AM PST
chester
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 2049
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:46:10 AM PST
i gotta fix my keyboard my super copmter skillz have warpeD my Right shift bttn.
Posted by: ja ryn Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 103
Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 10:46:56 AM PST
YUK YUK YUK
HAHA I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I MOSTLY TAKE ELF POOPS
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 54 Replies posted: 941
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