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Oooohhhhh.....im huh not feeling too good....
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:00:44 AM PST
I always felt that giving up cigarette would be a hard going option....now that my today uncle-ex name vet. is diagnosed with lung cancer and has 6 months to live...the concept really doesn't feel that fucken profoundly difficult.

Fuck cigarettes. Fuck the government. and Fuck all corporate initiates.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:13:46 AM PST
can I be a corporate initiative?
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:19:43 AM PST
hahaha!!! god i love you.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:22:33 AM PST
that was what I was hoping for.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:23:23 AM PST
hahaha!!! bub, why did summers leave?
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:27:54 AM PST
because he lost his modem.

Scrote cheeks will be back with us soon again, I'm sure.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:30:41 AM PST
WTF ???? hahahahahaha!!! scrote cheeks...bbrrgaahaha ooohhhh fuck!!! that's such a f*cken australian yobbo male nick name hey. No f*cken where else in the whole world, would anyone use the name "scrote" as a term of endearment.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:31:55 AM PST
I don't think I should have let out that scrote cheeks comment, but summers is gone so it doesn't matter anyway.

we can talk about him behind his back now!
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:33:12 AM PST
hahah who told you I was a yobbo?
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:33:40 AM PST
OOOhhh bub come on, scote cheeks is a pet name in our werid and 2nd most muti cultural society.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:33:41 AM PST
OOOhhh bub come on, scote cheeks is a pet name in our werid and 2nd most muti cultural society.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:35:42 AM PST
How the fuck did i just double post? Give up.

hahaha you're too hot to be a yobbo.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:36:38 AM PST
the only multi cultural thing about our country is trying to buy a train ticket and having to deal with chinese people who don't have a good knowledge of english.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:37:25 AM PST
hahah I can still act like a Yob can't I?

I feel like breaking out the ol' TISM CD.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:39:02 AM PST
hahahaha!!!

Baby you can act like anything you want.














TISM rule!
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:40:58 AM PST
they do. I got a solo CD today by one of their members. Woo. I looked for it for the better half of January!
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:41:52 AM PST
Shit really???? I didn't know that one of them even HAD a solo cd.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:42:07 AM PST
I love this song. I would marry it if it were legal.

Whatareya?
You're a yob or you're a wanker -
Take your fucking choice:
So who is your favorite genius:
James Hird or James Joyce?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

You ever seen a live performance?
Join the wanker club.
You thought I meant table top dancing?
You're a yobbo, bub.

"We should support public transport" -
That's how a wanker views it:
And you're a yobbo through and through
If you actually use it.

Wankers all drink in coffee shops
Waiting for inspiration;
When yobs are talkin' about flat whites,
They're voting for One Nation.

A wanker's art is full of pain;
For a yob, it's his life;
A wanker by the world is trapped;
A yob, by his wife.

A wanker reads erotica;
A yobbo just likes porn -
Wankers explore exotica -
A yob camps out down Lorne.

Wankers once all used mobile phones,
But now that's sorta changing;
And yobs once lived in cottage homes -
Ain't social change amazing?

If a yob and wanker want a girl,
The wanker guy will get her -
Both are equally ugly,
But the wanker hides it better.

A wanker fights inequality,
And for people's rights;
A wanker fights class prejudice.
A yobbo just fights.

Yob or wanker - wanker or yob -
Pass me the brush to tar ya;
Make your choice then live your life:
Come on, pal: what are ya?
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:42:57 AM PST
I didn't know they did either until I accidentally came across it on Sanity.com
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:43:33 AM PST
Taht's my fav. Tism ssong!!!

Shit sanity really?
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 02:50:55 AM PST
haha yeah. don't ask me why I was at their website.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 08:31:33 AM PST
TISM stands for what again.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 03:19:10 PM PST
LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Ho w's one of my fav msg board boys in the whole wide world?

TISM stands for This Is Serious Mum.
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Friday, January 31st 2003 @ 11:39:55 PM PST
I like the T-shirt they got with heaps of acronyms for TISM

the last one being

"This Is Shoddy Merchandise"
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