| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:38:09 PM PST |
so yeah the phone rings and i answer it..its for my dad.
i'm like hey dad johns on the phone...he was like john down the street? and i just really wanted to look like a jackass but the only thing that pops out is NO john down the ass crack...he said i was pathetic..and then he gave me brand new jimmy neutron cards...EXCELLENT. i'm not sure why.
i left bread in the bed. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:40:23 PM PST |
| so one time i was in hollywood just torturing this guy that was high and shit..i was fighting with him over who said michael jackson first and my friend just yells out..HOLY SHIT!! its the jackass liquor store..so we go in and it is!! so we run around stealing the same shit..we even pretended to steal the deli guy in front and who do we see? the black man that kicked him out!! i got to shake his hand and everything..his name is jim..yeah we're old buddies now. i ask him to kick me out but he still wont do it..the BASTARD. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:41:01 PM PST |
| HAHAHAHA!!! your dad sounds like my dad, a total fuckin crackhead |
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| Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:45:19 PM PST |
| one time me and my dad were driving to some store and we see these ghetto ass black girls walking on the sidewalk..my dads all this is the plan: i'm going to drive by real slow and you roll your window down and yell GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!!!!! |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:48:16 PM PST |
my friend bought this new new car right..and she was like yeah its so cool man it has a fucking HUGE trunk so i'm like oh yeah? show me baby..so we walk over she pops the trunk and i'm like holy shit woman it is...so she says yeah it also has a special lever you can pull from the inside if you ever get kidnapped and put inside..and she bet me i couldnt find..so i get in and like i have all this fucking room..it was amazing...and i see this little orange thing and WHAM!! i'm out. oh yeah.
later that night i told my friends boyfriend and he said he would stick me in his trunk and make sure to hit huge speed bumps and back into things..what a sweetie. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:50:15 PM PST |
| okay i'm out..i cant think of anything else..haha |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:53:53 PM PST |
| AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, classic stories!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 08:54:39 PM PST |
| :D i love the stories, leashers!! |
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