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i made cookies!!
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Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 06:11:41 PM PST
peanut butter chocolate chunk
and chocolate chunk and pecan


i hope i get FAT
i'm way too little
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 814
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 07:43:37 PM PST
one time me and my friend made cookies, but we made them in the shape of cock's

we called them cockies.

it was hilairious.
Posted by: _toast_rocks Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 506
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 08:08:28 PM PST
you should give some to our good friend mark who is leaving.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 413
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:50:30 PM PST
hahahaha toast that's cool as shit
i thought i was the only one!!!

i made these 2 thanksgivings ago
they started off as reg ol' gingerbread men
i made a few adjustments, however
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 814
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:57:07 PM PST
why does your cookies cunt have green cuh cuh on it?
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:08:01 PM PST
cuh cuh wtf
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 107 Replies posted: 2032
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:09:36 PM PST
they don't make black colored sugar
she's going for the dennis rodman snatch look
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 814
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:19:03 PM PST
you've inspired me to make cookies with cunts cuz i really want to use mini black licorice for the pubes---it would be like dread pubes.
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:20:16 PM PST
although the denis rodman snatch look is nice...she's lucky she didn't get burned
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:23:07 PM PST
cuh cuh wtf
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 107 Replies posted: 2032
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:23:19 PM PST
hahaha. i will never look at cookies the same way.
She is kinda hot. did you name her?
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 413
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:23:50 PM PST
if i had those straight waxy brown sprinkles i would've used those
haha you're going to have to make a cookie that's ALL twat in order to use the licorice (and have it be to scale)
you could make your cootckies all have their own disorders
one could have crabs (my choice would be those dinosaur sprinkles for an extra dramatic effect), open sore cookies (break hard candies into pieces and put on the cookie before baking it so it'll melt and then the sores will have a puss-y look to them), or even a crotch rot cookie (add chocolate chips to emphasize the importance of wiping front to back)
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 814
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:24:15 PM PST
wtf what the fuck
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:26:55 PM PST
oh that is too funny! try selling those at a bake sell for your local charity
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:29:45 PM PST
"I'll have the one with the green filling. That is just food coloring right?"
"oh, and I better take the one with the poop home for the kids...it's easier for them to learn if they have a visual. 'cleanliness next to godliness' thats what grammy always said"
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:32:32 PM PST
yeah i'd give ANGELfood cake a run for it's money
especially since i'd also market cult classics such as pound-me-in-the-ass cake, slutty streudle, and fruity COCKtail
keep an eye out for the popped-cherry pie
the only thing that goes faster than that is my hand under the table

fuck all that biblical brownie bullshit
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 814
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:34:21 PM PST
cuh cuh wtf
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 107 Replies posted: 2032
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:39:35 PM PST
HAHAHAHA!!!
you give the cock to you daughter and make her suck the iceing off befor she eats it.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 413
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:40:12 PM PST
porno pies, ejaculated eclair, limp long john, and twisted tit twinkie should be included.
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:44:24 PM PST
yo sneedo, the boy who likes speedos, you got a problem with my cuh cuh?
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:45:25 PM PST
(hahaha, sorry, but it rhymed.)
Posted by: jain Topics started: 9 Replies posted: 542
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 11:19:05 PM PST
ha my friend Shaun used to say

"sneedo eats cheetos in his speedo"


he was surprisingly not gay
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 107 Replies posted: 2032
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 11:22:58 PM PST
he spelled his name fruity, that's for sure
shawn is the girl version
sean is the boy version
shaun i guess is the trannie version
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 45 Replies posted: 814
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