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who wants to buy a gibson, les paul... i think
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Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 05:44:45 AM PST
our bands fuckhaed guitarist decided he was just gonna quit... so i jacked his shit... 500 dollars
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 06:08:19 AM PST
come on you fucks 500 bucks... ill give it a day after that im gona sell it 2 a pawn shop
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 06:40:44 AM PST
500 is way too much for me...not to mention shipping
and i would never really consider buying anything from someone on here
Posted by: diecowdie Topics started: 19 Replies posted: 613
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 07:15:19 AM PST
This sounds like bullshit.

Its probably a fucking worthless made in korean Epiphone with gibson written real small on the truss rod cover.

Gibson is a good company that makes quality USA made instruments by Americans who get payed well and work well. Gibson also needs to sell shitty cheap guitars so they have a korean company called epiphone that has little worthless children make "Gibson" copys with shit wood, shit parts, and shit everything. They put epiphone on the headstock and all the sudden every crack smoking fool thinks its a real Gibson.

I fucking HATE Korean made guitar shit.

Gibson=Lexus
Epiphone=Toyota
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 07:47:07 AM PST
what the fuck are you talking about neon? epiphone is obviously not worth gibson but you don't have to be such a fag saying "shit" for the material. some epiphone guitars are really good. epiphone make the best copies. and i don't what drug you're on but the fucking comparison with the cars doesn't make any sense.
Posted by: flea Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 07:50:55 AM PST
flea shut the fuck up, epiphone sucks cock fag eat dick!
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 08:17:41 AM PST
hey chevy, fuck off.
Posted by: flea Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:20:54 AM PST
its a fuckin gibson, you whiny little cocks... epiphone may suck balls when compared to a gibson, but thats how it is with every company cuz gibsons #1 now do ya wanna buy it or not... someone told me filed a report or some shit, so hurry tha fuck up
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:28:10 AM PST
flea,

Listen, Im a guitar nerd. Im obsessed with guitars. Ive had 2 nights in a row with dreams about an amp.

I know what Im talking about sadly.

If you think epiphone makes the best Les Paul copys you are are hitting the crack rock extremely hard.

Just about ANY guitar company that has guitars made in the USA or Japan have better quality than epiphone.

Epiphone guitars are made in the Samick guitar factory in Korea which makes korean lower quality guitars for dozens of companys. Everyone from Ibanez, to LTD (ESP's korean lower quality line)

Here are people who make better LP copys than epiphone:

Heritage (they have tons of models)
Tokai (the "love rock" guitar)
Vintage Ibanez (late 70's early 80's lawsuit era)
ESP (the japanese, and New York/Cali made Eclipses)

You obviously have no idea what your talking about and I know too damn much about what Im talking about.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:29:40 AM PST
thats like saying 'dude the mexican fenders are tops next to a fender' what kinda stupid inbred faggot would say that? ive got a les paul and i HATE epiphones, they sound like SHIT. end of story
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:29:50 AM PST
I love being right.

A hand made USA Heritage:
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:31:26 AM PST
are ya gonna buy it or not, nobody gives a shit if your a nerd or not...
fuckhead
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:33:36 AM PST
baby killer who the fuck do you think you are? just cause you're in a 'band' and are selling a guitar? faggot we're all in bands nobody gives two shits about your petty ass comments asshole find somebody else to pester chancey you fruitfucking watermelon fag!
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:35:08 AM PST
inbred faggot? it doesnt matter how the fuck it sounds, if yer good enough you can make anything sound good... anyways i dont know what the fuck im talkin about cuz i play bass
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:36:16 AM PST
Epiphones are shit because:

1.The mahogany used it low quality, and not the good south african haundoran mahogany used by all the good companys. Oh and the flame maple tops are usually not real flame, its photo flame, like a PICTURE GLUED TO WOOD. And they use like 5 pieces of wood glued together for the mahogany back.

2.The pickups are NO-NAME and sound like brital shit and are practicly free to make. The magnets used are of no quality.

3.The hardware (metal parts, bridge/tuners/electronics) are made of metal that is so soft and shitty, and are finished so bady the gold plated stuff usually peals right off in just a few years.

4.The craftsman ship is done mostly by CNC machines, not actually people.

And I am damn correct in using the analogy:

Gibson=Lexus
Epiphone=Toyota
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:38:07 AM PST
Baby killer you are wrong AND very stupid.

I hope your pop group makes the bigtime though.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:38:46 AM PST
you like to write a lot neon.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 895
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:39:20 AM PST
was i talkin to your dumbass... dont come at me with some stupid insult like that, and why the fuck are you replying for... if you truly didnt care youd fuckin ignore me ya fuckin piece of shit
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:41:10 AM PST
shut the fuck up you dyslexic assfucking steven impaler youd suck a cock if the opportunity was fitting bitch i bet you like to smell your dad's jockies while you jerk it to the smurfs FUCK i hate dumbasses like you who cant even come up with something worthwhile to say you're pathetic kevin PATHETIC
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:41:22 AM PST
Yeah I do.

I have a story that I'm working on and its 25 volumes long.

Its should take several years to read.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:41:33 AM PST
fuck you green
my fuckin band'll fuckin blow yours outta the fuckin water
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:43:15 AM PST
Baby killer is selling a guitar he got from giving killer blow jobs to his band mate.

Are you going to buy crank with the money? You should.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:43:35 AM PST
hahahahahahha
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:43:38 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHA here we go with 'bands' blowing each other out of the water hahhahahahah you are a stupid anslow itch tard.

'dude my band will blow yours outta the fuckin water, im Tard McBadass aka baby killer, my name is hardcore cause it says baby killer in it holy shit! wait if we're so good why hasnt anyone heard of us before?!? im a jock with a bass i think that playing in a band will get me the chicks dewd W3RD'-Baby Killer

...in other words baby killer, nobody here gives a FUCK about your stupid ass band
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:43:53 AM PST
My band isnt in the water DICK.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:45:52 AM PST
i dont know many bands that are in the water
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:45:55 AM PST
who tha fuck is this "kevin" jerk-off... im 25, and i skate all day i dont have time to watch gay white boy movies like bring it on just to steal their insults
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:46:26 AM PST
although that would be a great feat to play in the water, hey humorkiller is your band CREED?!?!?! OMG OMG ITS CREED!!
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:47:38 AM PST
'im 25 and i skate all day' well you sound like quite a prized catch, work lately? or do you just dumpster dive for a perfect evening out with the band, everytime you post my brain flutters with stupidity please stop.
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:47:54 AM PST
Im 20 and I play guitar all day I dont have time to read some fag named baby killer tell me his band blows mine out of the water hahahahahhahaha OUT OF THE WATER HUH? WHOA!!!!!
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:48:36 AM PST
watch out neon, his band'll blow you outta the water...or just blow you
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:48:55 AM PST
im not trying to advertise my fuckin band shithead...
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:49:47 AM PST
YES YOU ARE ASSHOLE! and i quote
"my fuckin bandll fuckin blow yours outta the water" HAHAHAHAH you are a stupid fucktarded faggot just shut the fuck up and go skate SKATE OR DIE DEEEEWD RAWK!!
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:52:07 AM PST
i dont need a fuckin job, i get all my clothes for free, i get paid when i win in ams comps
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:52:50 AM PST
Im sure this guys band is good, I mean with them being to blow bands out of water and all.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:53:06 AM PST
shut tha fuck up you streotypical loser
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:53:37 AM PST
HAHAHAHAH oh you're a pro skater now?!?! what a drastic change! im sorry did i offend the king of the ramp half pipe harold? you dont need a fuckin job? so i guess your parents buy you food, pay your rent, and pay your gas cause i dont see you selling that many 'kewl' skate comp clothes to get ahead! i think somebody is fibbing!! *bites lip*
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:54:14 AM PST
well shit, if another band can blow another band outta the water i have to agree im sorry outta the 'fucking' water, then these guys must fuckin rock!
Posted by: Chevy Chase Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 53
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:55:19 AM PST
sorry im a fag guys
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:55:29 AM PST
baby fucker,

hahahahahahahahahaa you suck dick for food money dont you.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:55:47 AM PST
holy crap... ive never seen anybody sit their asses down and type on the computer by choice, fuckin losers
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:56:35 AM PST
no i suck did for rent, you know when playAs have cash what they say? the same thing i say when a big fat COCKs in my face 'bling bling mutha UGH' *suck suck*
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:57:09 AM PST
ya you guys are losers yet i stay here trying to defend myself, losers fuck get outta the house and join a pro skating team like me and get free shirts and stuff RAWK!
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:57:37 AM PST
Fags should be eliminated in ovens.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:57:52 AM PST
seriously, fuckin blitzed my bandll fuckin blow you
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:58:18 AM PST
hahahahha
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:58:45 AM PST
yes you should
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 09:59:16 AM PST
ya dude you should pfft im hardcore, SKATE OR DIE!!
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:01:20 AM PST
Baby Killer,

I bet you can you can do a pop shove it, to anal fuck cant you.

fag.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:01:58 AM PST
a pop shuvit to anal fuck hHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:02:17 AM PST
fuck im gay
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:02:26 AM PST
how could such a good band have you fags as fans???
ive never in my life seen so much gayness concentrated into one message bored
Posted by: Baby Killer Topics started: 4 Replies posted: 38
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:03:55 AM PST
baby killer,

hahahahahahhahahaah you cunt.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:04:08 AM PST
no shit? how many message boards do you visit? err do i visit, fuckin split personalities FUCK...
and to my comment above, a good band? they were good 8 years ago, 5 years ago hell even 3 years ago...you get where im going with this
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:05:17 AM PST
damn i gotta go practice my kamikazee backflip to cumlip twist mcgregger fuck, thanks alot fags you guys are gay fans so gay fuckin fag gay
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:06:03 AM PST
fuckin blitzed beyond gaydom!
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:06:56 AM PST
fuckin sped blitzed 24/7 2k3
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 10:08:27 AM PST
cornish GAYm hen fag gay skate fag!
Posted by: Baby KiIIer Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 42
Wednesday, January 29th 2003 @ 03:57:05 PM PST
hahahahahahahahaha! neon's right about epi!#@%$#^^S they put the U in suck
Posted by: tim timms Topics started: 17 Replies posted: 931
Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 03:26:09 AM PST
i suppose u can get a 'good' guitar for less than $500? neon?
Posted by: flea Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 07:32:34 AM PST
hell i got my les paul for 440 cause it was on sale at guitar center when they lost their gibson contract IT RULED for me anyway
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 48 Replies posted: 1090
Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 10:43:42 PM PST
There are about a thousand guitars that are good and under $500, epiphone is like bottom of the line crap.

Let me think...

1.You can go to Carvin's website, and get a made in USA custom strat style bolt on that is better quality than a USA strat.

2.You can get a used Gibson SG-X (single bnridge humbucker, coil tap switch) made in USA. Around $450

3.You can get a new faded SG Special for $489, or a faded V for $600 both made in the USA.

4.Ibanez RG570's are good, at around $550. Made in japan, good quality.

5.You can get a used Japanese made Jackson.
6.Fender made in japan tele's and strats.


You just have to learn to tell the good shit, from the shit that is just made to look good.

Here is a Japanese made Charvel, its only $400 used, but its just as good as a new USA Jackson for $1200, perfect fuckin metal guitar:
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
Thursday, January 30th 2003 @ 10:51:18 PM PST
HOLY SHIT!

LOOK AT THIS NEON COCK ROCK GUITAR!

IT RULES.

I wish I had $379 I'd get it, Im sure it plays nice and it looks funny as fuck.

Nice deal. Cod piece so,ld seperately.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 358 Replies posted: 1757
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