| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:26:23 PM PST |
TheGayestLittleToaster: hello
TheGayestLittleToaster: im sorry to bother, but i have to tell you something
TheGayestLittleToaster: that has GOT TO BE the GAYEST FUCKING NAME i HAVE EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER seen...you should be killed and shot
punkrockerprince: fuck you rap lover
TheGayestLittleToaster: rap lover?
TheGayestLittleToaster: no, just Will Smith
TheGayestLittleToaster: and he's not rap
TheGayestLittleToaster: he's the shit
punkrockerprince: he's R&B
TheGayestLittleToaster: and Montell Jordan...that guy's got the money...dolla dolla bills, y'all
TheGayestLittleToaster: you're R&B...
TheGayestLittleToaster: Reallygay & Bigqueer
punkrockerprince: you are a queer not me go suck a dick
TheGayestLittleToaster: are you sure you arent a princess? perhaps a queen?
TheGayestLittleToaster: maybe one of the fairies
TheGayestLittleToaster: the ones that grant wishes?
TheGayestLittleToaster: hey, in your punk rock land, does everyone bow to you?
TheGayestLittleToaster: do you give it to them doggiestyle as they bend?
TheGayestLittleToaster: mom joke?
TheGayestLittleToaster: fuck you, and your lack of a mom joke
punkrockerprince: i dont have to take your shit
TheGayestLittleToaster: youre right, you dont
TheGayestLittleToaster: youre Prince of Punk Rocker
TheGayestLittleToaster: you can buy and sell me
TheGayestLittleToaster: i am merely a peasant
TheGayestLittleToaster: "BE GONE, PLEBIAN!"
TheGayestLittleToaster: you should say
punkrockerprince: your saying your my ho
TheGayestLittleToaster: im saying youre the prince of Fagsylvania
TheGayestLittleToaster: and the only reason you shop at the GAP is to pick up on young boys...
punkrockerprince: fuck you
TheGayestLittleToaster: and if you could (without looking suspicious)...you'd shop at the Baby Gap
TheGayestLittleToaster: no, no, sir...
TheGayestLittleToaster: sire...rather
TheGayestLittleToaster: ...FUCK YOU
TheGayestLittleToaster: what happens if a guy kisses you...do you turn into a frog? or just a bigger queer
TheGayestLittleToaster: i bet your dick turns into a stone
TheGayestLittleToaster: The Prince is mad!
TheGayestLittleToaster: Bring him his dildo!
TheGayestLittleToaster: nice comeback, Quenton
TheGayestLittleToaster: well crafted and gay
TheGayestLittleToaster: like your preference in men
punkrockerprince: you are gay you drive air planes little pink ones
TheGayestLittleToaster: ^what in the fuck?
punkrockerprince: you heard me
TheGayestLittleToaster: yeah, i heard you...i just thought you were gonna insult me...not call me a professional pilot
TheGayestLittleToaster: you are gay you drive submarines little pink ones
TheGayestLittleToaster: i mean, come on, fucknut, calling me a pink airplane 'driver' isnt gonna get me in your pants
TheGayestLittleToaster: try to trick one of your court jesters into that shit
punkrockerprince: you like driveing air planes cuase when the dick goes up your ass you know how to ride it
punkrockerprince: you are a rider
punkrockerprince: huh
TheGayestLittleToaster: oh, come on...
TheGayestLittleToaster: jesus fucking christ
TheGayestLittleToaster: you like driving submarines cause when the dick goes up your ass you know how to use sonar to locate enemy u-boats
TheGayestLittleToaster: you are a locator
punkrockerprince: bitch get of my nuts
TheGayestLittleToaster: sorry, sire, next time, i'll make sure the only person on your nuts is yourself...right away, sire
TheGayestLittleToaster: by the way, would you like your daily patdown by Rico and Donald?
punkrockerprince: fuck u and why are u calling me sir
punkrockerprince: ?
TheGayestLittleToaster: cuz you are Prince of Fagutopia, sire
punkrockerprince: you a guy right
TheGayestLittleToaster: no, im a lady
TheGayestLittleToaster: swoon me
TheGayestLittleToaster: you fucking flamer
punkrockerprince: your profile says male
TheGayestLittleToaster: oh, so sue me
TheGayestLittleToaster: i lied on my profile
punkrockerprince: yeah right fag thats why you like well smith you think he's hot in men in black
punkrockerprince: and the wild wild west
punkrockerprince: and i dont meen movies
TheGayestLittleToaster: what the fuck are you talking about?
TheGayestLittleToaster: you fucking idiot
TheGayestLittleToaster: leave me alone
TheGayestLittleToaster: im blocking you |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:30:36 PM PST |
| i used to watch the brave little toaster EVERYDAY up until i was 16...its a great movie. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
Topics started: 52 |
Replies posted: 4257 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:31:10 PM PST |
| HAHAHHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAH!!! WEIRDO!! |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 350 |
Replies posted: 6564 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:32:26 PM PST |
TheGayestLittleToaster: yeah, i heard you...i just thought you were gonna insult me...not call me a professional pilot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
Topics started: 52 |
Replies posted: 4257 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:34:33 PM PST |
I think I'd be good at fucking with people on AIM.
let me try, |
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| Posted by: neongreen |
Topics started: 377 |
Replies posted: 1852 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:40:17 PM PST |
| i'm not good at it..only once in a while... i guess. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
Topics started: 52 |
Replies posted: 4257 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:58:45 PM PST |
i can't keep people on AIM long enough to mess with them
that athlonut guy was an exception |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
Topics started: 62 |
Replies posted: 1095 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:05:21 AM PST |
yeah they always just end up blocking me.
one time this guy thought i was his girlfriend and i broke up with him and told him to never talk to me again and that if i ever talked to him and acted like nothing happened to punch me in the face. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
Topics started: 52 |
Replies posted: 4257 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:54:19 AM PST |
today must be my lucky day
Prest0Chango08: hi whats your name?
DefSTONE28: why
Prest0Chango08: just wonderin
Prest0Chango08: conversation
DefSTONE28: oh
Prest0Chango08: so what is it?
Prest0Chango08: do you like the deftones?
DefSTONE28: they suck
Prest0Chango08: who you like
Prest0Chango08: who are you
DefSTONE28: i listen to blink182 and avril lavigne
DefSTONE28: i like rap too
Prest0Chango08: whats your name
Prest0Chango08: is it Dafney?
DefSTONE28: wtf
DefSTONE28: who names their kid dafney
Prest0Chango08: odd people i guess
DefSTONE28: if that was my name i would jump of a fuckin cliff
DefSTONE28: and then piss myself
Prest0Chango08: are you a girl or a boy?
DefSTONE28: it depends
Prest0Chango08: you're a shemale?
DefSTONE28: well. . .
DefSTONE28: i guess you could say that
DefSTONE28: but that word is a little offensive
DefSTONE28: i prefer gender challenged
Prest0Chango08: i dont believe you.
Prest0Chango08: whats your name
Prest0Chango08: please tell me
DefSTONE28: my name is unimportant
Prest0Chango08: then ill give you my nam
Prest0Chango08: e
DefSTONE28: the real question is
DefSTONE28: do you want to see my genitals
DefSTONE28: that's obviously why you imed me
Prest0Chango08: no i do not
DefSTONE28: not to talk about music
DefSTONE28: or exchange quiche recipes
Prest0Chango08: are you like a little kid or something?
DefSTONE28: you want to cyber fuck me
Prest0Chango08: im not a molestor
DefSTONE28: i did not accuse you of such
Prest0Chango08: my name is preston, i live in tallahassee
DefSTONE28: in order to molest you must be within an armslength at least
Prest0Chango08: cyber molest
DefSTONE28: hello preston
Prest0Chango08: i meant
Prest0Chango08: do you like the doors?
DefSTONE28: door are great
DefSTONE28: without them it'd be harder to break into houses
DefSTONE28: windows are tricky
DefSTONE28: too much glass
DefSTONE28: i don't like to bleed
Prest0Chango08: im talking about the band, dumbshit
DefSTONE28: i need all the t-cells i can muster
DefSTONE28: first shemale, now dumbshit
DefSTONE28: i am highly offended
Prest0Chango08: im frustrated...
Prest0Chango08: i need to know what/who im talking to
Prest0Chango08: damnit
DefSTONE28: that is understandable
Prest0Chango08: just for basic mental needs
Prest0Chango08: social skills
Prest0Chango08: i might as well talk to a robot
Prest0Chango08: a robot that thinks its quirky and intelligent
DefSTONE28: dearest preston, if you were that concerned with improving your social skills, why aren't you rollerskating or eating pizza with fleshy people
Prest0Chango08: a shemale robot
DefSTONE28: what makes you think i am not a robot
Prest0Chango08: because its 5 am
Prest0Chango08: because robots dont go on AIM
DefSTONE28: is that right?
Prest0Chango08: yes
DefSTONE28: try to instant message austin powers and see what happens
Prest0Chango08: ok
Prest0Chango08: not a robot
Prest0Chango08: a computer
DefSTONE28: what do you think makes robots smart
DefSTONE28: computers silly
Prest0Chango08: yes but a robot is an independant-moving computer
Prest0Chango08: that can grab things.
DefSTONE28: explain a furby then
DefSTONE28: if that fucker ain't a robot then shoot me now
Prest0Chango08: cant grab things
DefSTONE28: not all robots grab shit
Prest0Chango08: it is a faggot
Prest0Chango08: yes, they do
DefSTONE28: if furby's have no sexual preference how can it be a faggot
Prest0Chango08: its slang
Prest0Chango08: it means its a shitty shit
DefSTONE28: you preston, are a shitty shit
Prest0Chango08: why are you up this late?
DefSTONE28: unless you went to godby
DefSTONE28: then you RULE
Prest0Chango08: what?
DefSTONE28: it's a high school in tallahassee
Prest0Chango08: i didnt go there
Prest0Chango08: you think i rule?
DefSTONE28: well if you didn't go to godby i guess not
Prest0Chango08: you went there i see
DefSTONE28: look, if you don't want to look at my genitals then i'm going to have to end this conversation
Prest0Chango08: are you a female?
DefSTONE28: sorry
DefSTONE28: no more questions
DefSTONE28: time up
DefSTONE28: i win
DefSTONE28: you lose
DefSTONE28: bye bye
Prest0Chango08: go to hell
Prest0Chango08: queer
DefSTONE28: *kisses*
Prest0Chango08: ill pound your face like a pound of wet clay
DefSTONE28: are you FLIRTING with me
DefSTONE28: oh my
DefSTONE28: you devil
DefSTONE28: but like i said
DefSTONE28: i'm breaking up with you
DefSTONE28: i tried to let you down easy
DefSTONE28: but you didn't take it too well
Prest0Chango08: damnit i just want to know your name
Prest0Chango08: and sex
Prest0Chango08: then ill leave you alone forever
DefSTONE28: oh NOW you want sex
Prest0Chango08: no
Prest0Chango08: i want to know your sex
DefSTONE28: my name is ishmael |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
Topics started: 62 |
Replies posted: 1095 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:56:55 AM PST |
i was just to lazy to email it to neon
it's not really funny
at all |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
Topics started: 62 |
Replies posted: 1095 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 07:16:16 AM PST |
| HAHAHAHA nice job summs!! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 94 |
Replies posted: 1679 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:25:29 PM PST |
| summs? hahahahaaha, fuckin john |
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| Posted by: Kirk Cameron |
Topics started: 7 |
Replies posted: 201 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:26:00 PM PST |
| you drive little pink airplanes |
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| Posted by: Kirk Cameron |
Topics started: 7 |
Replies posted: 201 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:28:23 PM PST |
| hahaha |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
Topics started: 8 |
Replies posted: 2108 |
