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The Oil Lamp Conversation (One of Mark Summers' Last Cherished Topics) |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:24:09 PM PST |
TheGayestLittleToaster: hello, do you like hot weiner action?
xvolcomantifashionx: oh yeah
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: tiiiiii-eeeeet
TheGayestLittleToaster: i'm a wigger
xvolcomantifashionx: lol okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: as long as you get your cock in the end of the day, its all good, sugarcakes
xvolcomantifashionx: hehe okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: yeah yeah yeah, check it out...look what i bought today...
TheGayestLittleToaster: a dub of marijuana
TheGayestLittleToaster: this shit is off the chain
TheGayestLittleToaster: we could smoke it
xvolcomantifashionx: alright
xvolcomantifashionx: no thanks
TheGayestLittleToaster: and listen to matt skiba's solo stuff
TheGayestLittleToaster: that shit is fucking faboo
xvolcomantifashionx: okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: we can still hang out, i wont offer you any
xvolcomantifashionx: okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: but i will puff in your direction so you get a contact buzz
TheGayestLittleToaster: CONTACT BUZZ! UP HIGH!
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
xvolcomantifashionx: you crack me up
TheGayestLittleToaster: haaha, do you like tony the tiger or the leprechaun more?
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
xvolcomantifashionx: Tony The Tiger
TheGayestLittleToaster: ewww, that motherfucker smells like ass
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: so are you volcom anti fashion?
xvolcomantifashionx: uh yeah
TheGayestLittleToaster: well, im wearing volcom pants...what are you gonna do about it? *waits for something*
xvolcomantifashionx: I like Volcom
TheGayestLittleToaster: okay...then youre not gonna take off my pants?
TheGayestLittleToaster: you know what...?
TheGayestLittleToaster: i think ive sold out
xvolcomantifashionx: what?
xvolcomantifashionx: okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: my conversations with random people used to be insulting
TheGayestLittleToaster: now theyre not even funny
TheGayestLittleToaster: ...i planned on saving this convo and reading it later
xvolcomantifashionx: yeah they are
TheGayestLittleToaster: maybe masturbating to it
TheGayestLittleToaster: ...but...im not insulting...
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: im not cruel
TheGayestLittleToaster: *cries*
xvolcomantifashionx: it's okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: if only...
TheGayestLittleToaster: you...would...
TheGayestLittleToaster: talk dirty to me...
TheGayestLittleToaster: *gets peen out*
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: well, gets a startin...i aint got all day
TheGayestLittleToaster: spout those 4 letter words
xvolcomantifashionx: fuck!
xvolcomantifashionx: hehe
TheGayestLittleToaster: any more???
TheGayestLittleToaster: that barely gave me an erection
xvolcomantifashionx: I'm sorry
TheGayestLittleToaster: its okay, i'll just whack it to saves the day
TheGayestLittleToaster: their lyrics are beautiful
xvolcomantifashionx: yes they are
TheGayestLittleToaster: *whack whack whack*
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: ...awwww, sometimes i think about *her* and i go crazy
xvolcomantifashionx: who's her?
TheGayestLittleToaster: you know...
TheGayestLittleToaster: join me in a flashback
xvolcomantifashionx: okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: her name is Craig
TheGayestLittleToaster: she's a guy
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: i used to suck him off back in 1955
TheGayestLittleToaster: for quarters
TheGayestLittleToaster: and donkeys would fuck my ass at the same time
xvolcomantifashionx: oh my God..
TheGayestLittleToaster: yeah...sometimes
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: i still think about Craig
xvolcomantifashionx: okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: do you ever think about Craig?
TheGayestLittleToaster: ahh, enough about you...i like baseball
xvolcomantifashionx: hmm... not really
TheGayestLittleToaster: i said ENOUGH
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: cut it short
xvolcomantifashionx: alright
TheGayestLittleToaster: when i was five, i had blonde hair
TheGayestLittleToaster: now my hair is on my weiner
TheGayestLittleToaster: do you know what a merkin is?
xvolcomantifashionx: LOL
TheGayestLittleToaster: its a pubic wig...
xvolcomantifashionx: no
TheGayestLittleToaster: i make them in my basement...
TheGayestLittleToaster: wigs for your pubes
xvolcomantifashionx: lol okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: if you wanted blonde pubes, its $5 for a quality merkin
xvolcomantifashionx: okay
TheGayestLittleToaster: i also have rainbow colors
TheGayestLittleToaster: for CRAAAAAZY PEOPLE
TheGayestLittleToaster: you know the types
TheGayestLittleToaster: Dennis Rodman
xvolcomantifashionx: yeah
TheGayestLittleToaster: Macho Man Randy Savage
xvolcomantifashionx: I want rainbow
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: oooh, you live on the edge
TheGayestLittleToaster: walk on the wild side
TheGayestLittleToaster: i see how it is
TheGayestLittleToaster: why dont you die your own pubes rainbow?
TheGayestLittleToaster: do you have pubes?
xvolcomantifashionx: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: or do you have torso leukemia?
xvolcomantifashionx: yeah
TheGayestLittleToaster: awww, that must be sad
TheGayestLittleToaster: all that chemo
TheGayestLittleToaster: ...
TheGayestLittleToaster: im sorry
xvolcomantifashionx: I don't have leukemia
TheGayestLittleToaster: YOU DON'T?!
TheGayestLittleToaster: YOU'RE CURED?!?!
TheGayestLittleToaster: FOR GOOD?!?!
xvolcomantifashionx: yeah!
TheGayestLittleToaster: did the doctors say that??!?
xvolcomantifashionx: yep
TheGayestLittleToaster: oh, man, we need to celebrate
xvolcomantifashionx: yeah
TheGayestLittleToaster: grab your coat, Lisa, we're going to Denny's
xvolcomantifashionx: yay
TheGayestLittleToaster: hold on, i have to go to sleep now...sleep is german for masturbate
xvolcomantifashionx: alright
TheGayestLittleToaster: farewell...i must make sculptures of tennis players
xvolcomantifashionx: lol okay |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 370 |
Replies posted: 6895 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:40:57 PM PST |
TheGayestLittleToaster: its okay, i'll just whack it to saves the day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the most GOD DAMN FUNNY thing i have heard ALL DAY.
-z- |
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| Posted by: Zach Friendly |
Topics started: 64 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:46:39 PM PST |
| you fucking LIAR!!!! |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
Topics started: 57 |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:56:52 PM PST |
SayRuh Rawks: are you diabetic?
fueledbynicoTINE: haha, of course not
SayRuh Rawks: good because i have a lot of sugar in my booty |
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| Posted by: SayRuh |
Topics started: 76 |
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