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Fireside Conversation with Lisa |
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| Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 11:21:10 PM PST |
TheGayestLittleToaster: pardon me, do you have any ass?
punkrawkchic2129: do i have what
TheGayestLittleToaster: ass?
TheGayestLittleToaster: i am asking you for ass
TheGayestLittleToaster: so...thats a yes?
TheGayestLittleToaster: cool, i'll take off my panties
punkrawkchic2129: who the hell are u
TheGayestLittleToaster: oh, dont mind me, im just the guy humping your leg
TheGayestLittleToaster: the name's Clarence Stevens
punkrawkchic2129: oh ok
punkrawkchic2129: just makin sure it was only u humping my leg
TheGayestLittleToaster: no, my friend Andrew Lewis is too
punkrawkchic2129: ok sounds good
TheGayestLittleToaster: and a few guys i met at the suns game
punkrawkchic2129: but no more ppl i cant take all the humping
TheGayestLittleToaster: ...oh, the whole city of phoenix is after that snatch, lisa
TheGayestLittleToaster: better run
punkrawkchic2129: did u just call me lisa?
TheGayestLittleToaster: yeah
punkrawkchic2129: im not lisa
TheGayestLittleToaster: yeah you are
punkrawkchic2129: no im no
punkrawkchic2129: not*
TheGayestLittleToaster: read your profile...youre lisa
punkrawkchic2129: no my profile does not say my name is lisa
TheGayestLittleToaster: yes it does
punkrawkchic2129: no it doesnt
TheGayestLittleToaster: yes it does
punkrawkchic2129: no it doesnt
TheGayestLittleToaster: yes it does
punkrawkchic2129: u wanna take this outside?!
punkrawkchic2129: lol
punkrawkchic2129: no it doesnt
TheGayestLittleToaster: no, i'll take it inside
TheGayestLittleToaster: and yes it does
punkrawkchic2129: no
punkrawkchic2129: it doesnt
TheGayestLittleToaster: it says your name is Lisa Schloegel
punkrawkchic2129: i think i would know if my name was lisa or not
TheGayestLittleToaster: no you wouldnt
TheGayestLittleToaster: sometimes names sneak up on you
TheGayestLittleToaster: you never know theyre there...
TheGayestLittleToaster: til
TheGayestLittleToaster: BOOOOOOM
TheGayestLittleToaster: its too late
punkrawkchic2129: lisas an ugly name anyways
TheGayestLittleToaster: dont make fun of your own name
TheGayestLittleToaster: thats not cool
punkrawkchic2129: i hate the name lisa
punkrawkchic2129: i hope it dies
TheGayestLittleToaster: change it then
TheGayestLittleToaster: you can legally change it
TheGayestLittleToaster: just cuz its on your birth certificate...doesnt make it final
punkrawkchic2129: well seems that my name isnt lisa i dont ave to change it
TheGayestLittleToaster: lisa, lisa, lisa, youre living in a dream world
TheGayestLittleToaster: your name is lisa
TheGayestLittleToaster: obviously
TheGayestLittleToaster: or i wouldnt call you lisa
TheGayestLittleToaster: if your name was tammy, i'd call you tammy
TheGayestLittleToaster: if it was jenny, i'd call you jenny
TheGayestLittleToaster: but no, its lisa
punkrawkchic2129: no those names are igly
punkrawkchic2129: ugly*
TheGayestLittleToaster: yes, be glad your name is lisa and not tammy or jenny
TheGayestLittleToaster: say, lisa, have you ever eaten pussy?
punkrawkchic2129: yea i eat it all the time
TheGayestLittleToaster: really?
TheGayestLittleToaster: does your mom know?
punkrawkchic2129: no i have to keep it a seceret
TheGayestLittleToaster: thats cool
TheGayestLittleToaster: you know, lisa
TheGayestLittleToaster: i suck a lot of dick
TheGayestLittleToaster: a lot
punkrawkchic2129: thats cool
punkrawkchic2129: so do i
TheGayestLittleToaster: hmmm, sounds like you get around *nudge nudge*
punkrawkchic2129: oh yea i get around alot
TheGayestLittleToaster: my mother would call you 'Suzie the Floozie'...and i would have to correct her...cuz your name is Lisa
punkrawkchic2129: lol
TheGayestLittleToaster: so, Lisa, would you ever sleep with me...
punkrawkchic2129: sure
TheGayestLittleToaster: wait, you didnt let me finish
TheGayestLittleToaster: WHILE I WAS ON FIRE AND EATING A HOT DOG NAMED ALVIN NORRIS?
punkrawkchic2129: ppl on fire eating hot dogs turns me on
punkrawkchic2129: i would definatley sleep wu
TheGayestLittleToaster: even if i look like rodney dangerfield?
punkrawkchic2129: id put a paper bag over ur head
TheGayestLittleToaster: but i'd still have the fat body
TheGayestLittleToaster: and my voice would still be gay
TheGayestLittleToaster: "Hey, we need to pull ourselves together, ladybugs."
punkrawkchic2129: lmao
punkrawkchic2129: ok if u were rodney dangerfield then no
TheGayestLittleToaster: damn, lisa, youre cruel
TheGayestLittleToaster: you just shot me down
punkrawkchic2129: ull get over it
TheGayestLittleToaster: and all cuz i was fat and a comedian
punkrawkchic2129: eh ull have that
TheGayestLittleToaster: i will never get over rejection
TheGayestLittleToaster: i've been rejected by Lisa Coleman Schloegel...
TheGayestLittleToaster: the most cruelestest girl in high school
punkrawkchic2129: yea well im goin to bed now
TheGayestLittleToaster: okay, i hope a monster eats you
TheGayestLittleToaster: thats always fun
punkrawkchic2129: yea same to u |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 350 |
Replies posted: 6564 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 07:22:55 AM PST |
| AHHAHAHAHAHAH great fuckin stuff! |
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| Posted by: Whackin Chad |
Topics started: 94 |
Replies posted: 1679 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 09:47:06 AM PST |
| damn, rodney get NO RESPECT i tell ya.. |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
Topics started: 8 |
Replies posted: 2108 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:47:17 PM PST |
| hahaha mol. |
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| Posted by: Jodie Sweetin |
Topics started: 52 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 05:01:27 PM PST |
| how proressional. |
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| Posted by: house is home |
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Replies posted: 32 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 07:46:53 PM PST |
| was that supposed to say prorational?? what the hell is that supposed to mean? |
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| Posted by: Molesta |
Topics started: 8 |
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| Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 07:49:15 PM PST |
| aahahaaahahaahaha, yep, i am rather proressional, actually |
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| Posted by: Mark Summers |
Topics started: 350 |
Replies posted: 6564 |
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