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Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:43:20 PM PST
Cmon I know you wanna do it. Lick me. Lick me good.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:45:26 PM PST
are you of the female persuasion?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:46:18 PM PST
well, i have tits if thats what you mean. And no wanker either.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:47:31 PM PST
angi told me to lick her once
Posted by: las pantimedias Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 132
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:49:37 PM PST
angi would rather have me lick her tho
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:49:47 PM PST
someone come save me from this hell hole. Work sucks. Ill let ya sit under my desk. ;]
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:50:01 PM PST
Ill lick angi.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:51:19 PM PST
Ill lick angi.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:51:55 PM PST
can i stick my tongue up your ass too?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:52:15 PM PST
awww stop it. you make me blush
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:52:32 PM PST
mmmm
Posted by: porn store pete Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 172
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:54:02 PM PST
among things
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:54:35 PM PST
do do do do doot you can lick. lick lick it good
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:55:01 PM PST
eek
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:55:31 PM PST
hell yeah you can stick ur tongue in my ass mmmmmMMM
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:55:52 PM PST
mmmmmmm i luv it when ya tickle me there.....
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:56:33 PM PST
hehehe. ok im gonna take a lil nap. if u excuse me, sir
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:57:48 PM PST
sir? Blah. Ima chic damn you
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:58:09 PM PST
OUPS. well then call me!
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:58:32 PM PST
a man with a mustache aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 01:59:18 PM PST
i wnat you to lick my asshole clean (and i mean litterally cause i dont wipe my ass, im a german you gotta remember that!)
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:00:11 PM PST
fuck my ass with a soup ladel!
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:01:15 PM PST
alright about this licking, i am no longer going down on unshaven pussy. i don't need my redwings for i have already aquired them. we still on?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:01:41 PM PST
um hehe someones tries to imposer me. how smart esp. at a board where you have to register.....
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:02:20 PM PST
i WONT touch unshaven pussy its like a fuckin forest if i wanted that id go camping!
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:02:40 PM PST
oh christ, you european females are so sexy. do you atleast wash your ass when you shower?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:02:52 PM PST
ugh, unshaven? No, hair is bad. :)
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:03:29 PM PST
European? WoW. i TOLD you did didnt know how this board works. Now Im in the wrong friggin country.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:03:33 PM PST
not just that there sexy they can cook unlike stupid american bithes
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:04:55 PM PST
hair SUCKS on chicks, seriously girls listen to us...its not attractive to have a hairy snatch (shut your hole lgfg ill imposter whoever the FUCK i want to) its gross, nasty and usually holds a pungent odor! shaven is the only way to go bitches!
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:05:22 PM PST
i hate picking hair out of my teeth and the back of my throat..... alright where did the confusion come from?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:06:05 PM PST
hey now....Im amaerican....i can cook...I clean...and im all around fuckin cool. and WE KNOW HAIR IS NASTY ALREADY SO CHILL.;]
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:06:30 PM PST
get a life. youre not even funny
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:06:47 PM PST
(to Igfg)
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:06:54 PM PST
damn, Igfg you had me there for a few... god-damn it
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:07:14 PM PST
screams, obviously not ALL of you do.
by the way, this is the one, the only...(ill give you a kick to the dick if you know who this is people!!)
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:07:19 PM PST
who's not funny?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:07:26 PM PST
hey now....Im amaerican....i can cook...I clean...and im all around fuckin cool. and WE KNOW HAIR IS NASTY ALREADY SO CHILL.;]
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:08:28 PM PST
whoa ~ that posted more than i thought it would. oh well.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:08:41 PM PST
i can't cook or clean..
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:08:55 PM PST
um. ok. so help me out here. you all arent american? im easily confused for some reason todAY.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:08:56 PM PST
lgfg spread your cheeks baby
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:09:02 PM PST
stupid bitch
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:09:15 PM PST
and i suck in bed i am a worthless bitch...
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:09:56 PM PST
yeah i'm confused also... but i am extremely hung over also so i have an excuse
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:09:57 PM PST
naa not if you suck in bed thats a good thing, i hate chicks that dont suck ;)
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:10:09 PM PST
ack.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:10:10 PM PST
ack.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:10:44 PM PST
smeg....my whole life is one big hangover. you learn to deal
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:11:06 PM PST
are you gagging?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:11:44 PM PST
i nkow, i am dealing. nothing new by any meens
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:11:53 PM PST
umm i have good gag reflexes.... i suck.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:12:26 PM PST
hehe
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:12:54 PM PST
are you jimmy james?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:13:19 PM PST
haaaaaaaaahahaha
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:13:37 PM PST
can't be
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:13:43 PM PST
so, we've already determined the fact that Im a "stupid bitch" but could someone please answer the question that evoked that answer.....ARE YOU PEOPLE AMERICAN?
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:14:11 PM PST
well i have one good tongue supressor. gagging is inevitablt
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:14:31 PM PST
yes, im american...but the person im impostering is all german. right down to the sweaty pits and hairy bushwacker
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:14:51 PM PST
i'm from colorado woman
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:15:02 PM PST
didn't call you a stupid bitch called cock pocket a stupid bitch. wat is america?
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:15:04 PM PST
well i live in colorado
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:15:05 PM PST
ooook
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:15:22 PM PST
what part of colorado....
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:15:55 PM PST
Denver, but i moved to grand junction
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:16:40 PM PST
hrrrrrm. well thats exciting. mow you should move to Salt Lake. It sucks here and I am all alone. Blah.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:16:51 PM PST
ohhh the mile high city i wish i was gay sometimes
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:17:15 PM PST
But it gives me lots of time with the Vibrator. VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:17:24 PM PST
I am a stupid ass mecican and i sell orenges on the freeway on ramp in Los Angels, i also collect welfare
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:17:42 PM PST
don't call me a stupid bitch. i rawk.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:18:10 PM PST
yeah screams? youve got a B.O.B. too? teehee
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:18:26 PM PST
stacey.
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:18:32 PM PST
STUPID BITCH


just did agian
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:18:36 PM PST
i always thought you were peter. colorado isn't the place for gay people. i despise utah though... but geez if you'd let me stick my tongue in your ass...hmmmmmmm
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:18:48 PM PST
Mmmm Welfare. Nothing selling your food stamps for crack
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:19:22 PM PST
i sell my food stamps for hardcore gay anal sex.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:19:35 PM PST
igfg what do you want?
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:19:59 PM PST
Ive never had a toungue in my ass....unless you count our horses toungue....it might be worth your time. I despise Utah too.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:20:14 PM PST
haha this lgfg is peter, the other lgfg is a dirty shit smelling german!
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:20:19 PM PST
B.O.B?
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:20:41 PM PST
battery operated buddy DUH!
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:21:21 PM PST
come on everyone knows that. even me the stupid beener
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:21:24 PM PST
haha stacey
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:21:34 PM PST
i had a girl tongue my ass once... it was odd. then i returned the favor
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:21:54 PM PST
i love you.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:22:37 PM PST
who do you love?
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:22:44 PM PST
Battery operated buddy....No...I plug mine into the wall. Fuckers got a V8 in it.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:23:02 PM PST
she loves me smeg.
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:23:03 PM PST
Someone love me. Oh and love me good.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:23:27 PM PST
thats hardcore i think i got to get one for my hardcore anal sex
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:23:39 PM PST
ahhh man now i am in shambles
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:25:01 PM PST
2 more hours of work to go....and Ill probably be doing this the entire time....someone quick...come sit under my desk. WHos Stacey?
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:26:07 PM PST
stacy is the german chic with dirty bung.aka lgfg
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:26:47 PM PST
man your stupid
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:26:47 PM PST
oic ~ very nice.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:27:13 PM PST
i have an enormous amount of work to do.i'll be here until 9 but i would much rather fuck off and post on this bored
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:29:53 PM PST
same here....Im officially slacking off until the snow flies again.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:30:16 PM PST
then ill quit and live at the mountain for the winter
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:31:44 PM PST
well it just turned spring, you're gonna be slacking off for quite some time
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:31:57 PM PST
thats my point
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:32:30 PM PST
could be me!
Posted by: girly Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 198
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:32:54 PM PST
haha no smeg, stacey is "star spangled boner" lgfg is "angi"
Posted by: Igfg Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 16
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:33:06 PM PST
But its not!
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:34:19 PM PST
oh yeah i got them switched... darn it
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:35:00 PM PST
yeah you sure did, go bang your head agiants a wall
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:35:05 PM PST
oh i want to lick girly too
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:35:49 PM PST
i don't give a fuck numbnuts. if i gave a fuck them maybe i would
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:36:21 PM PST
numb genitals are a bad thing
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:36:47 PM PST
cock pocket is stacey..
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:36:52 PM PST
wow, i am so offended by you callin me nimbnuts i think i will go cry to my mommy and tell on you
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:37:27 PM PST
you people suck with all your name changes
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:37:58 PM PST
noww.... who is igfg hmmmmmmm????
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:38:24 PM PST
well you know we all can't be as tough as you there tough guy
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:38:47 PM PST
could be laser
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:39:10 PM PST
yes but i thought he liked lgfg???
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:39:45 PM PST
i only eat fruit in the nude.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:39:55 PM PST
yes it could
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:40:25 PM PST
ooh no i figured it out... i am so happy now. i am going to suck igfg's weiner someday he rocks.
Posted by: cock pocket Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 211
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:41:33 PM PST
Im gonna suck his rocks cuz hes a weiner.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:42:27 PM PST
i had a weiner once. but i lost it
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:42:30 PM PST
this is gay as motherfucking san fran.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:43:14 PM PST
ugh ~ you think THIS is gay....Salt Lake would blow your freakin mind at its faggishness
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:44:19 PM PST
isn't salt lake that stupid place where people get married too like 3-10 people?
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:45:12 PM PST
well that whole damn state is a giant cesspool of gayity
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:45:26 PM PST
and everything is banned in the state
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:46:34 PM PST
I know ~ I hate that I moved here and cant wait to leave....now if ZI could only figure out where to go.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:47:26 PM PST
we can share the out house i live in
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:48:14 PM PST
i thought VA was fucking nice
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:48:39 PM PST
alright ~ hoook me up with an adress. You down with casual sex?
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:49:11 PM PST
sure why not
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:49:33 PM PST
hey sig let's tag team this chic
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:49:37 PM PST
nice. so where am I moving to again?
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:50:17 PM PST
going to move to a small out house in los angels
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:52:04 PM PST
Nice ~ Ill be there byu FridaY
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:52:39 PM PST
what time. might be drunk by then
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:55:15 PM PST
all the better to take advantag eof you in cruekl and unusual ways. Im thinking iof I steal a car late tonight when no ones looking then I can be there by noon tommarow. We can get drunk together. yay!
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:56:13 PM PST
hell yeah. i will pull out the moon shine then.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:57:30 PM PST
hahahahahaha ~ nice
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 02:58:45 PM PST
Wait ~ Im having an orgy this weekend with Colorado....how abou tyou and I move our sex and moonshine till MOnday ~ I need one good expirience before I move./
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:01:31 PM PST
hmm monday. bring advil then, so i can recover from a hangover
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:02:28 PM PST
sweet ass sweet
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:03:15 PM PST
drinking for about 72 hours can do it harm
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:04:08 PM PST
i am fully aware of this ~ i have been on those binges before....and usually hate mjyself for a week after. But it doesnt ever stop me from doing it again. Mmm Alka Seltzer.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:06:13 PM PST
Alka seltzer is nasty, i will only drink that in the morning if there is no morning beer. The beer really helps with the hangover and then just after that bee you start drinking from there agian.

But then theres time you too drunk to fuck.
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:10:30 PM PST
Too drunk to fuck?? The closest Ive ever been to that is last summer...but I think the pain killers I took with the tequila was responsible for that....my ex told me I wouldnt let him touch me I just sat there and touched myself while chanting something he said sounded like a Native American Rain Dance. Sometimes I think he lies, but, eh, who am I to say.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:13:48 PM PST
see and too drunk to remember
Posted by: Signature Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 796
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 03:14:34 PM PST
damn me
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 04:24:13 PM PST
.
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 04:35:41 PM PST
u only dotted once and youre already exhausted. damn. thats sad.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 04:42:41 PM PST
yeah that's quite the lack in stamina, she's definately not orgy material
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 04:49:22 PM PST
haha
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 06:53:04 PM PST
but you could be the woman in the corner with the dual plugging dillhopper. that would be sexy.
Posted by: smegmasniffer Topics started: 13 Replies posted: 605
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 07:11:53 PM PST
My name is Poncho the mother fucking doilie rag!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 292
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 08:28:35 PM PST
damn this thread is long
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 09:07:34 PM PST
i want panty to make me bleed like a virgin on prom night
Posted by: lgfg Topics started: 35 Replies posted: 681
Thursday, April 25th 2002 @ 09:55:22 PM PST
...yeah, yeah, please, ladies...I have enough cock for all of you. Stop crowding, stop crowding...

Awww, you just wanted to collect my pubic hair cuz the pubic fairy is paying $100 a hair. That's like $1,000! You can't do this to me...
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 22 Replies posted: 292
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 02:39:25 AM PST
no1 would eva touch ya dick, doncha worry man lol
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 09:41:46 AM PST
Damn anorexic chics.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 09:54:58 AM PST
SOMEONE WAKE UP!!! Again Im at work, and again BORED AS HELL.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 09:57:07 AM PST
Hey I'm sitting behind my computer at work myself....Oh what a wonderful thing. Sitting on the clock typing away.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 09:59:49 AM PST
Typing for the sheer joy of fuckin around and getting paid for it. yay. Where are you typing at? Im in God Damned Utah.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:01:43 AM PST
lol...damn and i'm sure u deserve da munny u r paid with! haha!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:02:23 AM PST
Utah. Oh shit not a Mormon....Just kiddin. I'm in Colorado. I get outta here in about 30 minutes adn then I'm off to the Mountain for an afternoon of snowboarding. Last day of the year for me.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:04:30 AM PST
FUck no I am not a Mormon. LoL. Im from Montana ~ Colorados cool tho ~ maybe Ill move there next....I get bored in one spot real easy....Mmm, I havent been to the mountain since valentines Day. I feel deprived. Where ya ride at?

And i DO deserve this money ~ I sit here and look pretty and laugth at these business men mother fuckers very well. Im actually the best in the business. ;]
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:10:01 AM PST
good then...keep on widda good job (wonda wut kinda job) gurl
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:10:03 AM PST
*hachoo*
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:10:51 AM PST
That is funny. Sit there and put on the face that they want to see....I hear ya. Montana...I'm getting ready to go to Billings on Sunday. Got the national Bowling tournament Monday and Tuesday. Montana is a pretty kool place. I almost moved to Bozeman once upon a time. So you haven't been riding since Valentines. Yikes I don't know what I would do if I could ride. I ride alot at Loveland and at Winterpark. The snow is gone here. What a shitty winter. But that only means time to break out with the wakeboard.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:11:02 AM PST
I work for a real estate agency and mortgage company....I flirt with the young agents and then make fun of them when they leave. I also chew a lot of gum. Its a hard job but someones got to do it.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:12:05 AM PST
lol...sure...hey! maybe u r 1 of those phux who keeps on sendin me spam on hotmail? lol
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:13:50 AM PST
I wanna learn how to wakeboard!!!! I always get hosed with work in the summer ~ this year tho, its ON! Billings is ok...Im from Red Lodge about 60 miles from there....Red Lodge is the shit...if you go there make sure to eat at The Bull Moose Bistro and ask for Rusty or Mike. Tell em Nicole sent ya. Theyre cool as fuck. Bozeman...I lived there for a wile too.... yay! Yea ~ it sucks not being able to ride...I just started not too long aghoi and fell in love with it. I suck righ tnow but Imma be a bad ass next year. Now that I got rid of the boyfreind who took up too much time Im gonna go pro!!! wooo hooo! you just wait n see.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:14:46 AM PST
hahahah Im not computer literate enough to send spam. but if i were hell yea id make bank offa it.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:16:16 AM PST
lol...well i fuckin h8 spammin so much! all those mortgages e-mails...aagh! i always delete em all, block senders but it neva worx
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:18:59 AM PST
You sound like my x-girlfriend/riding partner. According to her she's going to the X-games next year. She race in a couple of Boardercrosses and a Slopestyle or two this past year. She took first place in all of them. She's all into it. So Red Lodge huh....Rusty or Mike. If we make over there I'll have to check it out.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:19:26 AM PST
LoL ~ well, I wish I could take the credit for annoying the fuck out of you ~ but I cant. If ya wanna see what i ddo ya gotta go to http://www.signaturegroup.cc/ Thats the webpage I build n update everyday.....Ummm, well, one of em. Like you care right? LoL La La LA LA La
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:20:46 AM PST
Dudes....why arent there cool people in Utah. If I weasnt in a lease Id move somewhere where theres people like you fuckers. Seriously, a b unch of Jack mormons running around here. Oh and a lot of gutter scum. Come kidnap me. Lets go somewhere cool.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:21:07 AM PST
well i'll juz trust u and imagine u like a chewin nigga talkin god blamin gal.
how old r u ppl
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:21:33 AM PST
Oh and I dont sound like your ex....cuz Im not that good yet. LoL. Im just saying I WILL be. By the end of next season Ima be kickin so much ass.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:21:53 AM PST
lol...wuz wrong with mormons.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:22:04 AM PST
lmfao ~ im 20 ~ and did you just call me a nigger?
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:22:24 AM PST
i said nigga talkin...like some call me!
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:22:32 AM PST
could you hook me up with a sweet house for a weekend, you know, to try out, see if I like it?
Posted by: Matter Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 164
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:22:32 AM PST
i was jk neway
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:22:53 AM PST
nothings wrong with Mormons....they hand out free Macaroni and cheese. But, those missionaries sure are hard to pull out of the grill of my car.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:23:01 AM PST
and then u could finally lick her, which was her aim since the beginnin
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:23:38 AM PST
HaHaHa ~ ye ~ like a test drive in the Real Estate Business. Ill look into it for ya . *winKs*
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:23:39 AM PST
uhm..dat doesn't sound 2 good lol....neway the rite way 2 spell "macaroni" is maccheroni
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:24:02 AM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes I still havent gotten licked dammit.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:24:34 AM PST
And the rite way to spell uhm is Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:25:29 AM PST
ehe sure...i think i'm gonna showa i phuckin stink, i went 2 gym and aint washed myself yet. cy'all
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:26:54 AM PST
lates smelly boi
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:27:37 AM PST
YOu know what there screams fur fun you've got the right attitude about the snowboarding thing. That is why you are like my X. If you think you can then you will. So to yuwall I'm off to Billings to take part in the National Bowling Tourament with my Grandpa. Take it sleezy.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:29:27 AM PST
bye limpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ~ dont try to go to red lodge ~ JUST GO TO RED LODGE. LoL Its supppppper cool. Um, have fun bowling.... * remembers when a boy threatened to grab me like a bowling ball* Ick
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:31:38 AM PST
Bowling ball....hahahaha...Oh yeah Red Lodge. See you there, or somebody named Greg or something.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:34:53 AM PST
RUSTY OR MIKE DAMMIT.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:36:21 AM PST
OH yeah, Rusty or Mike....My bad. I goota get. Later.
Posted by: limpymcbender Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 26
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 10:40:58 AM PST
LoL, i thought you were gettin gone along time ago ~ nerd.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 11:33:15 AM PST
well u r more nerdy than us...u're here workin aintcha? haha
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 12:33:02 PM PST
hahaha maybe I am a nerd ~ so what if I am!! LoL Im a real NICE nerd. :)
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 12:41:27 PM PST
r u?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 12:42:13 PM PST
Oh I am I am. I am OH SO FREAKIN NICE. People love me. Unless they hate me. But mostly the love me.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 12:48:33 PM PST
and how comes
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 12:54:02 PM PST
Becasue I wrestle them in tubs of jello and pop rocks until they DO Lovve me.
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 01:01:51 PM PST
lol
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Friday, April 26th 2002 @ 05:29:07 PM PST
Its hard for me to let go of th is thread. lol. itwas my first baby and has gone on for so long *weeeeps* and I was rpomised top many orgiues and sexual adventures in it! *cries* Well...ok, I guess theres always a time to let it die.....
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Saturday, April 27th 2002 @ 04:57:10 AM PST
not now?
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 47 Replies posted: 1098
Saturday, April 27th 2002 @ 09:53:36 AM PST
yay! da peeesh youre a fuckin rock star did ya know that? ;]
Posted by: screams4fun Topics started: 6 Replies posted: 165
Saturday, April 27th 2002 @ 09:54:52 AM PST
I DON'T BY CHIVA I SMOKE IT.
Posted by: POWER-UP-234 Topics started: 86 Replies posted: 503
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