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Sunday, January 26th 2003 @ 12:50:44 PM PST
I'd love to know which cunt said you should peel onions underwater - I tried it the other day and I nearly fucking drowned 'cos I can't hold my breath for more than 10 seconds. What do you get if you take some shoe polish, add some vinegar and pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds?? Hot vinegary shoe polish!!!! They say a womans work is never done. Maybe if they got up off there asses and did some work we might see some results. And why all this fuss about paedophile preists?? Surely half of the blame should go on the kids for being so damn sexy!!!!!
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Sunday, January 26th 2003 @ 12:52:59 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You just fit so many complaints into such a small space.
-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Sunday, January 26th 2003 @ 12:55:39 PM PST
fuck off friendly, eat shit eddie you cumsoaked fuckpillow faggot
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 123 Replies posted: 2006
Sunday, January 26th 2003 @ 01:17:30 PM PST
"cumsoaked fuckpillow faggot"... that is a cute little pet name I am going to start calling my boyfriend, Lazer, while he is impailing my tight 9-year-old asshole with his wrinkly old firecrotch!
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 165 Replies posted: 4248
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:07:43 PM PST
mr whackin chad, I can suck cock but be cured, you're always gonna be an ugly cunt
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:21:14 PM PST
are you crazy????!! he fyne
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1433
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:22:29 PM PST
at least that's what i imagine him to look like
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1433
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:22:48 PM PST
SKELETOR - nastey
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 934
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:36:24 PM PST
HAHAHAHHAAH i look more like the hairy beast...beast or whatever his name was SKELECOCK OF THE CASTLE GAYSKULL
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 123 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:37:58 PM PST
prince adam was sooo cute
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 934
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:39:29 PM PST
skeletor is hot as shit


did you mean this guy?
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1433
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:39:52 PM PST
THATS ME ERRRHIM!
Posted by: Whackin Chad Topics started: 123 Replies posted: 2006
Monday, January 27th 2003 @ 01:46:41 PM PST
Dolph Lungeron could kick Beast-mans ass
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 28 Replies posted: 934
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:54:43 PM PST
Whackin Chad, bend over 'cos I'm gonna fuck you hard up the ass and see how small my cock is then!!!
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:55:47 PM PST
oh no a homoerotic threat from someone with the name 'eddie' sorry bucko, im not scared of a pussy stripped dragqueen cumsucking johnny mathis lover fag, fuck off.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:56:01 PM PST
brandon d's skeletor song is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:57:21 PM PST
and who said ANYTHING about the size of your cock?!?! i was just going by how big the hole was in your pillow...hmmm i can fit a pinky in there nice work pimplecock, i bet you get confused when you pull your pants down to piss 'should i sit, or should i stand, sit stand...sit...stand'
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 12:57:59 PM PST
fuckin sped 24/7

*high fives summers*
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:01:58 PM PST
listen to the skeletor song..its funny god dammit.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:02:41 PM PST
i think i shall...NOT
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:05:14 PM PST
i will MAKE you then!!!!!

*makes you*

you like?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:08:59 PM PST
who's brandon d?
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:09:25 PM PST
alicia, that's the song they painted the dildo for when they made a video for it
for sceletors sceptor
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1433
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:10:15 PM PST
Bruce, just outa curiosity do you pretend to run around buildings and cities saving entire communitys or do you just practise self abuse all day??
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:10:59 PM PST
i practice self abuse on my cock
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:12:24 PM PST
HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

brandon d is only the sexiest guy ever mol.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:19:04 PM PST
As i suspected, i do believe that one day you will go blind, not through masturbation but just getting the ass whoopin of a lifetime from me and my bent homies
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:20:01 PM PST
my bent homies???!!!????


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:21:54 PM PST
oh not your bent dick homies dawg! wut up playa? sheeit, W.s.D.g'. Wesside DawGs G??! w3rd...in other words, bring your gat, bring your bat, bring your assfucked boyfriends edward you're a fuckin bitch ass retarded wannabe hardcore e-threat throwing asstard try something else, like a psychiatrist i hear they are doing wonders for speds worldwide.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:23:06 PM PST
bruce is the mothafuckin man yo.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:23:27 PM PST
word dawg!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:23:33 PM PST
i just realized that edward is a funny name.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:23:44 PM PST
Tried it but it don't work. Far too gone for that!!! Bruce, shag me??
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:24:24 PM PST
he wants to be shagged by bruce...hahahaha.

*que kimmi*
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:24:53 PM PST
hahaha
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:24:57 PM PST
oh no! im messin with a fuckin badass! BILLY FUCKIN BADASS hes got an itch YOU CAN SCRATCH shut the fuck up dickface.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:25:34 PM PST
Nah Jodie I wanna be fucked by you with a big fuck off strap on
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:25:52 PM PST
note to Eddie:

Elton John called. He wants his lifestyle back.
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 201
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:26:24 PM PST
Jodie has abig dick.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:26:29 PM PST
'with a big fuck off strap on' wow somebody is a contradicting ASSHOLE *psssst his names EDDIE pass it on!*
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:26:34 PM PST
fuck off strap on??

i'm thinking youre going to have to bring your own..
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:26:43 PM PST
fuck off friendly
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:27:35 PM PST
NO i WILL not. well. ok.
-ZH-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:27:51 PM PST
Zach Hardon? what?!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:28:00 PM PST
I am Elton John goddamn you, I am also Kenny Everett, Freddie Mercury and some bum on the corner called Bruce Campbell whose only achievement in life was sleeping with a nun called harry at a fancy dress party. whereas I slept with loadsa nuns called harry at fancy dress partys
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:28:04 PM PST
how woud you know friendly? did the ass fairy visit you last night? did he make you call him jodie???

IT WASNT ME!!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:28:06 PM PST
Zach Hargrove? Kreg Zachlin? fag
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:28:34 PM PST
HICKS.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:28:43 PM PST
fuck off zachary hicks
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:29:28 PM PST
IT WASN'T. Bruce. Did you pretend to be jodie in bed again?
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:29:56 PM PST
okay eddie i think im through talking to you, you found my weakspot, i HATE trying to communicate with retards...seriously, Tard McCant-take-a-hint, i sure hope you're forgein, if you're not! well...this countrys government really needs to renegotiate the public school system.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:30:21 PM PST
no..it was molesta..always trying to be me..SHIT.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:30:34 PM PST
No you dyxlesik cntu its...........something begainning with Z
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:30:44 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
School funding... from BUSH?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:30:45 PM PST
ZACH stop talking to me PLEASE!!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:31:23 PM PST
HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:31:24 PM PST
'dyxlesik, cntu, begainning' i swear to god...please tell me you're fake.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 109 Replies posted: 3627
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:32:47 PM PST
No, I'm real. The real production of your Mom and the milkman
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:32:56 PM PST
Sorry i accused you bruce. I guess it was molesta. damn. Im so confused. We need to make out a scedual for my ass so im not so confuesd the next morning.
-Z
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:33:48 PM PST
uh, jodie, would you mind calling me molie sweetin from now on, i think thats a way cooler name
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:33:52 PM PST
ok i have to go.
Peace out everyone.

Love,
Zachary
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 63 Replies posted: 666
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:36:18 PM PST
Too much love if you ask me Drop em now Zach
Posted by: eddiebollocks Topics started: 3 Replies posted: 24
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:37:50 PM PST
no prob molie!!!
HAHAHHHAA i'm really going to call you that forever now.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 57 Replies posted: 4707
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:43:47 PM PST
HAHAHAHA
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 01:57:56 PM PST
MOE
dammit
molie is what they named this stuffed rat looking thing we made in chemistry for MOLe day
Posted by: SayRuh Topics started: 76 Replies posted: 1433
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:01:08 PM PST
hahaha, yes MOLe day, my all-time favorite holiday!
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:22:25 PM PST
fuck off, molesta...

haha, just kidding, pal
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 201
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:29:51 PM PST
kidding huh?, well kid this! *PUNCH* *PUNCH* *PUNCH*(with fists of fury of course) haha
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:30:27 PM PST
*falls into suede jacket*
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 201
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 02:34:09 PM PST
HAHAHA, sorry i had to rough you up bud

*brushes of suede jacket*

there thats better
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 2334
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 03:28:47 PM PST
MO DAMMIT!!! IT'S MO!
Posted by: Marc Summers 2003 Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 50
Tuesday, January 28th 2003 @ 03:29:53 PM PST
AAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAHAHAH, suede jacketness rules
Posted by: Kirk Cameron Topics started: 7 Replies posted: 201
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