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Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:30:59 AM PST
houston i am gay: hey Ponch Gregory
ZachFriendly: whats up
houston i am gay: my dick and your mom and your sister shiela
ZachFriendly: <--- sisters name is sandy
houston i am gay: HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH, thats gayer than the name Tooty
ZachFriendly: heh
ZachFriendly: right on
houston i am gay: heh
houston i am gay: why do you have pink text?
houston i am gay: are you one of those homosinuals?
ZachFriendly: my hair use to be pink
houston i am gay: oh, you faggot
houston i am gay: you faggoty fag fag
ZachFriendly: now its yellow and you can not read yellow
houston i am gay: hey you shitty shitty fag fag
houston i am gay: shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do?
ZachFriendly: are you going tomake a musical
houston i am gay: yeah, starring my dick and your mom and shiela and "sandy"
houston i am gay: sandy is handy with my.......pandy
ZachFriendly: that was a good one
houston i am gay: ya, i know
houston i am gay: so...who are you? why did you IM me?
ZachFriendly: well
ZachFriendly: i stayed up all night thinking about you
houston i am gay: okay, Lester
houston i am gay: did you write me a poem?
houston i am gay: put it in pink and send it to me
houston i am gay: framed
houston i am gay: on a plaque
ZachFriendly: heh
houston i am gay: *yells GINGIVITIS*
ZachFriendly: do you really want to give me your address?
houston i am gay: sure
ZachFriendly: or will it just end up at some old lady's/jarens house
houston i am gay: 1667 Demontzulin Ave.
Bay St. Louis, MS 39626
houston i am gay: ^thats mine
ZachFriendly: oh your in missouri
houston i am gay: mississippi
houston i am gay: Bay St. Louis is a town in mississippi
ZachFriendly: cool i write one and send it right away
ZachFriendly: cool
houston i am gay: youre not from missouri, are you?
ZachFriendly: yep
ZachFriendly: i am
houston i am gay: what town?
ZachFriendly: blue springs
houston i am gay: where the fuck is that?
ZachFriendly: its close to KC
houston i am gay: how far from columbia?
ZachFriendly: an hour and a half
ZachFriendly: right now im in marshall
ZachFriendly: its about an hour
houston i am gay: then how did you not know that MS was the abbreviation for mississippi if you live in MO...missouri?
houston i am gay: clearly you are a fake account
houston i am gay: end of story.
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:36:38 AM PST
ZachFriendly: heh i thought you were going to try and give me some gay address
ZachFriendly: ii saw st louis and was going to call your bluff on the MS
houston i am gay: psssssh, my bluff? my bluff?
ZachFriendly: heh
houston i am gay: i shave my bluff
ZachFriendly: HAHAHAHAHA!
ZachFriendly: right on
ZachFriendly: you will totally have an easy job of making fun of me soon
houston i am gay: yes, an easy job...its very easy
ZachFriendly: well
ZachFriendly: i got an automatic "a" from one of my professers for dressing and singing a Vanessa carlton song.
ZachFriendly: i get the pictures back soon
houston i am gay: ...*disgusted face*
houston i am gay: what is this shit?
houston i am gay: you fucking homo
houston i am gay: first ben folds
houston i am gay: now vanessa carlton
houston i am gay: whats next? carlton...banks?
ZachFriendly: ill accept being called a homo for an "a" in a class no questions asked
ZachFriendly: it was awesome
houston i am gay: youre such a fag, dude...
houston i am gay: i mean, come on
houston i am gay: come on
houston i am gay: are you flaming or closeted?
houston i am gay: you must be a joke
houston i am gay: no one can be this gay
ZachFriendly: i bet there are tons of way more gay people
houston i am gay: ...nope, ive scowered the US and youre the gayest, Tawny
ZachFriendly: i bet your dad is gay
houston i am gay: ooooo...im TORN...BURN
houston i am gay: ...i hate my dad
houston i am gay: so i dont care what you say about him
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:41:01 AM PST
ZachFriendly: well
ZachFriendly: do you talk to him much?
houston i am gay: yeah, every night
ZachFriendly: really
ZachFriendly: i dont get to talk to my dad a lot
ZachFriendly: it makes me sad
houston i am gay: thats cuz he's got his cock in your mouth
houston i am gay: why, you get beef
ZachFriendly: but hey i did hear that most middle aged men start exploring different sexual venues
ZachFriendly: i dont have beef
ZachFriendly: just dont get to
ZachFriendly: my parents ROCK
houston i am gay: ...and ROLL
houston i am gay: ROLL you into their bed for family fuck hour on the WB
houston i am gay: boooyah
houston i am gay: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAH
ZachFriendly: ok
ZachFriendly: your good
ZachFriendly: but i have a 1:40 class
ZachFriendly: i need to go
ZachFriendly: ill talk to you later man
houston i am gay: ...fine, jack sabbath
houston i am gay: fuck off and EAD
ZachFriendly: PEACE!
houston i am gay: WAR!
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:41:55 AM PST
who's saying/reading this bullshit?
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 82 Replies posted: 1331
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:42:45 AM PST
fuck you, ben, you dogfucking Aurora Borealis
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:42:57 AM PST
what the fuk is going on?
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 42 Replies posted: 173
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:43:41 AM PST
hey, Cabel, my daaaawg, what up, mah nigga?
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:45:21 AM PST
i cant believe summers just stole material...wow
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 3425
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:45:57 AM PST
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A...ive never written my own stuff
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:46:06 AM PST
AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 3425
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:49:55 AM PST
remember that whole Kirk Cameron Suede Jacket battle thing?


...stolen from the Cosby Show
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 273 Replies posted: 6027
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 11:50:57 AM PST
word up bitches, Im all red eyes pretendin to work yall mean? But really im talkin to you faggs! booooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: cabel Mcshmable Topics started: 42 Replies posted: 173
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 12:09:41 PM PST
hey mark, you know that zach is jodie right?
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 501
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 01:23:37 PM PST
hey cool. I did not save your address so NOW i can send my poem to the right place. thanks mark.

Love,
Zachary

ps-Zach is Zach
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 396
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 01:41:10 PM PST
if jodie is zach jodie rulz
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 182 Replies posted: 6817
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 01:47:19 PM PST
well if she is not does that mean she sucks...? I am really that big of a factor in the definition of weather or not a peoson is cool?
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 396
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 02:09:52 PM PST
haha see, i told you. she just said she is!
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 501
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 02:40:21 PM PST
oh, brother, zach is gayer than my moustache
Posted by: Hulk Hogan Topics started: 1 Replies posted: 7
Thursday, January 16th 2003 @ 07:36:48 PM PST
you are gay.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 32 Replies posted: 396
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