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Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 04:37:55 PM PST
ok this was just on my mind so i thought i would present it:
racecar
go hang a salami im a lasagna hog

ok im kinda bored but any others?

-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 04:41:29 PM PST
not that fucking bored! how did you figure out the lasangna/salami thing?
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 241
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 04:43:59 PM PST
It was actually told to me back in high school and i just remembered it. Who ever has found that out have even less of a life than I do. but hey.

Love,
MOM
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 07:13:47 PM PST
god aka dog
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 07:36:52 PM PST
oh oh a no no on a ho ho
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:24:40 PM PST
that doesnt work, you stupid cock Lazer
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:29:06 PM PST
i knew youèd the one fucker to catch it, i was counting on all the others being much more dense
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:30:54 PM PST
and yes i meant to say youèd the one fucker to catch it
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:33:23 PM PST
assfucked creamshitter
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:34:17 PM PST
or i mean...

dicksucking gnikcuskcid
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:34:20 PM PST
actually summers i’m glad i caught you, i have an idea.
are you up to recite some spoken word, and can you
make an mp3 if you recite a Mark Speaks kind of thing.
I’m making beats and another piano type thing.
This is serious - do you have the capabilities.
It might be something called ’Bored’ as a play on board
culture etc.
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:35:24 PM PST
sorry, dude, my voice is shit...im sick for one thing, and my voice wasnt all that great beforehand
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:36:10 PM PST
Sneed has also contributed a script
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:36:24 PM PST
'that doesnt work you stupid cock lazer' and 'or i mean...dicksucking gnikcuskcid' HAHAHAHAHA fucking classic
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:37:25 PM PST
Even a phone message thats crackly could
sound demonic over slowed down bits and
piano thats detuned in the mix...something man,
anything
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:37:56 PM PST
ask jimbo, my voice is nothing amazing...
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:38:21 PM PST
summers is a phenomenon
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:38:59 PM PST
dude lazer you're a fuckin wacky 'slowed down bits and piano thats detuned in the mix' you arent some audio genius HAHAHA fuck man HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:39:25 PM PST
i sure am...wow, im a big sprouter...america loves me...the uk loves me...hell, even the bastards over in teipei love the shit out of me, and they make dolls of me
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:40:24 PM PST
Pete! got any mp3 samples of heavy guitar, i’m making a
track somewhat like the old Lazere Speaks tune, all piano,
noise and atmosphere

sneed has contributed a script, are you guys excited about
human cloning, it’s fun!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:40:43 PM PST
summers aer you sure you arent lazer?
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:41:16 PM PST
i have a nice guitar riff you can use...i play guitar now, as you all know, seeing how santa got me one for christmas...guitar is so much easier than bass to me
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:42:12 PM PST
i also have a newly acquired drum set i play a lot
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:42:39 PM PST
speaking of that, JIMBO, AIM NOW...i have something for you
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:42:55 PM PST
fuck you cock`
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:43:52 PM PST
Actually pete i’m an even more professional
audio person than i am a graphic artist!! and you know
how fucking brilliant i am at that!

i own all the gear we record on pete! and i do all
the final mixes with Peak, Audio Edit and ProTools LE.
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:45:57 PM PST
hahahahaha...lazer
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:46:53 PM PST
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH, very funny, Tony Girvens
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:47:25 PM PST
Mark i will take any sample of you as a wav or aiff file that you play or provide.
this is deadly serious!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:47:33 PM PST
HAHAHAH tony girvens
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:48:23 PM PST
i have one impression i did of you...hahahahaahaha
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:48:46 PM PST
HAHAHAHA its so funny
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:51:25 PM PST
God’ truth Pete. I swear on my Mother’s balls. Seriously, send me some clips of you speaking Mark, and Pete giveme some Misinfo loops
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:55:27 PM PST
send it I need a good laugh! the Loach shit is funny as hell!
he’s got a common law bitch and a kid so the whole homo-erotic
thing makes me laugh every time. Faggots are funny, even to a straight guy.
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:55:50 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHA common law wife and a kid HAHAHAHA
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 08:58:47 PM PST
hahahahahahahhahhahaahahaahahhahahahaha, the lazer impression is downright crude
Posted by: Mark Summers Topics started: 262 Replies posted: 5920
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:23:01 PM PST
evil olive
ya.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:24:25 PM PST
fuck off zach zach the the cocktomaniac FAGGOT
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:25:21 PM PST
i meant 'he's' for the first THE fuck you Harv Gillroy andrews mcfucker bitch!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:26:06 PM PST
Zach (aka Jimbo) you are the only Thurgood Erminamma I ever knew
Posted by: Joan le Chevaillette Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 20
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:26:52 PM PST
fucker summers i wouldnt waste my talent pretending to make a site for some acne kid indian with a mohawk FUCK YOU!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:27:43 PM PST
no, FUCK YOU, i just called you Thurgood Erminamma
Posted by: Joan le Chevaillette Topics started: 0 Replies posted: 20
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:31:44 PM PST
you’re a mad poet!!! go white boy! go white boy!

mohawks are lame! i shaved mine last summer
because i was on Interpol as most wanted
Casualties wannabe
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:34:07 PM PST
I swear man post the lazer impression ithas to be crude and sick, we arent sickos because we hold the chalice at church
kids, dogs, grannies goats let them all rock on in SATAN’S SERVICE!!!!!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 09:39:03 PM PST
SATAN!!!!!! is bullshit...haha
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 10:02:27 PM PST
heh indian. you could tell. most people think my dad is black. thats cool though. thanks

Love,
Zachary
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 10:07:06 PM PST
so...zach, you really ARE a real person eh?i couldnt really tell if you had acne so dont get all 'emotional' on me, i did see the hawk though so fuck you
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 93 Replies posted: 3401
Wednesday, January 8th 2003 @ 10:13:02 PM PST
well it kinda sucks but ya its there. probably cause i dont shower to often. But Fuck my hawk. It sucks most of the time anyways.

-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:44:20 PM PST
cigar? toss it in a can it is so tragic
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:47:11 PM PST
Taco cat
was it a cat i saw
satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
Bob

That about all i got
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:47:40 PM PST
oh this shit ho

sit on a potato pan otis

so many dynamos
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:48:40 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the potato one.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:50:52 PM PST
thanks,

if i had a hi fi
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:52:03 PM PST
was it a cat i saw
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 21 Replies posted: 314
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 02:55:10 PM PST
a slut nixes sex in tulsa

a nut for a jar of tuna
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
Thursday, January 9th 2003 @ 03:09:43 PM PST
poop dog a god poop
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4620
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