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Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:02:06 PM PST
If you could get one of those genies to grant you 5 wishes what would they be? I mean just by having 2 more wishes, it changes a lot of things. My wishes: 1. New house for parents in Guatemala, top notch security so they won't be abducted by rebels. 2. New townhouse for me fully furnished, with a badass stereo system, big flat screen tvs in everyroom etc. 3. New car, sports car preferred, my car has scratches on it so yeah new car. 4. New computer with cool programs and cool features cuz my computer is full of viruses and is hella old, and the burner doesn't work anymore, in fact it has been converted into my C drive cuz the old C drive took a shit. 5. Hired permanently as a forester, good benefits and good pay so I can pay for whatever I didn't ask the genie to give me. Fuck world peace cuz it won't happen there's always gonna be an asshole that fucks it up. Fuck ending world hunger, there's always gonna be an asshole to steal food and screw the poor.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:06:25 PM PST
like hella stuff a cock in it!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell	Topics started: 93	Replies posted: 3401
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:08:39 PM PST
you have a major obsession with cock.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:09:17 PM PST
my top 5 would be as follows... 1.Surrender 2.shut 3.the 4.fuck 5.UP y ou open wound fuck tunnle!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell	Topics started: 93	Replies posted: 3401
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:09:58 PM PST
oh no spelled something wrong dont get Sgt. Speller on me!!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell	Topics started: 93	Replies posted: 3401
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:10:55 PM PST
don't worry i don't care.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:11:21 PM PST
dont worry you're still gay
Posted by: Bruce Campbell	Topics started: 93	Replies posted: 3401
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:12:19 PM PST
and so are you. we're even
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:42:33 PM PST
oh no i know you are but what am i DERRR I AM TORN!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell	Topics started: 93	Replies posted: 3401
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 12:46:32 PM PST
1) no more gay neighbors 2) live in a town WITHOUT COWS! 3) mom back 4) i don't know 5) still don't know
Posted by: Skitzo	Topics started: 29	Replies posted: 2757
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 02:25:13 PM PST
1) a mattress made completely out of clenching animatronic women's hands 2) unlimited funds in the bank 3) my own marijuana stand in the bush 4) have a stable of 13 year filipina hookers with well developed breasts 5) wish for unlimited wishes and do it all over again!
Posted by: L	Topics started: 105	Replies posted: 4620
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 03:22:07 PM PST
I'm taking back my wish to give my parents a house. My mom is on the rag and is acting like a fucking cunt. Fucking rag, fucking god, fucking lunar cycle. Fuck that. Instead of getting them a house, I wish for my mom to go thru meneopause!! right now.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 05:40:11 PM PST
here's a good one. I wish you were dead.
Posted by: tim timms	Topics started: 17	Replies posted: 893
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 05:40:35 PM PST
someone had to say it
Posted by: tim timms	Topics started: 17	Replies posted: 893
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 05:48:24 PM PST
i guess you're right.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 06:00:37 PM PST
you came to America from another country S-to-K... are you from England originally...just wondering. you dont bother me too much why are these numbnuts gettin on your case..
Posted by: L	Topics started: 105	Replies posted: 4620
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 06:31:47 PM PST
Surrender- I hope your parents stay ok. ummm 1) i dont know. Love, Zachary
Posted by: Zach Friendly	Topics started: 21	Replies posted: 314
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 06:57:51 PM PST
I would like a billion million dollars and a million more wishes and then..I would think about it.
Posted by: DONT DO IT	Topics started: 90	Replies posted: 699
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 07:00:57 PM PST
well wheres it from then.....
Posted by: L	Topics started: 105	Replies posted: 4620
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 08:19:41 PM PST
I was born in Guatemala, came to the US at the age of 6 lived in PA for half a year *learned english there* Came to Miami FL when I was 7, been here ever since. They get on my case cuz i'm a "neewbie"
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 08:28:54 PM PST
God damn the crocodile hunter is the shit!
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 09:00:02 PM PST
nobody fucking asked!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell	Topics started: 93	Replies posted: 3401
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 10:12:19 PM PST
and yet nobody asked you to respond either, what a gas.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 10:26:45 PM PST
bruce campbell, you are so gay to treat stupid fucking dickcreambitchwhores like that...you gotta use fuck at least 6 times...you novice! btw, Surrender-to-K...fucking rot in hell, you fucking fuckwhore...i hope you fucking die from fucking AIDS, and end up being fucked by Scott Baio for the rest of your fucking eternity... Woooweeee...7 times...i'm a pro
Posted by: Mark Summers	Topics started: 262	Replies posted: 5920
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 11:38:04 PM PST
Scott Baio was cute in his prime. Hail chachi. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Minimalism, less is more.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 11:43:01 PM PST
I dont get on your case cause your a 'newbie' (thats a fuckign gay word by the way)you've got 500 posts. i get on your case cause your a fat bitch from guatamuala or however the fuck you spell it.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 11:45:00 PM PST
haha, ok, well as long as that is settled. besides i wasn't the one that said i was a newbie, some people said that, so they're dumb.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 11:48:43 PM PST
lame
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 11:50:32 PM PST
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK my shitty email..because it isnt working.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Monday, January 6th 2003 @ 11:59:02 PM PST
according to crippled four fucks aren't enough, try harder next time jodie, don't dissapoint.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:00:21 AM PST
dont dissapoint crippled the fag? hahah i could care less..
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:04:35 AM PST
i like you, you're smarter than the average bear. i guess sarcasm doesn't go as far as it used to though.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:06:00 AM PST
sarcasm's for pussies = crippled etc..
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:06:36 AM PST
what time is it where you are there jodie
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:08:00 AM PST
12:00pm...i'm in seattle..what about you?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:08:21 AM PST
or am..you know what i mean.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:09:37 AM PST
3 in the morning.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:10:31 AM PST
the kids are asleep. even though i get mostly insults thrown at me, it does get dull when nobody writes in this thing.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:10:48 AM PST
holy shit..where are you from and why are you up so late?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:11:38 AM PST
yeah it is dull..ccs can always brighten things with his gayness but it doesnt look like he is coming back.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:12:30 AM PST
she's from equador. she's up this late because she's performing on the webcam at her site. Related URL: http://www.fatfuckingspics.com
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:13:10 AM PST
i'm in miami FL, i'm up cuz i'm an insomniac, and don't have school till wednesday. can't stay up those days might as well waste this nite.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:13:41 AM PST
oh.. and sweetim, shut the fuck up. i'm getting sick of all the niceness you've been tossing around.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:13:49 AM PST
why are you up crippled? just a question.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:14:08 AM PST
hmmmm...i see. wheres my falcon bitch?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:14:26 AM PST
i'm performing on the webcam at my site. Related URL: http://www.cyberpimp.com
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:14:38 AM PST
sweetim? hahaha youre fucking stupid.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:14:47 AM PST
fuck you. falcons are for pussies.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:14:49 AM PST
male testosterone at its best
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:15:21 AM PST
yeah i know..so give it to me.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:16:03 AM PST
i have a huge she-cock.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:16:09 AM PST
give it to me give it to me. now?
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:16:11 AM PST
quetzales are beautiful
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:16:34 AM PST
i'm gonna make something to eat first.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:16:36 AM PST
yes now. and a dollar too.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:16:55 AM PST
since youre taking up my time..make that 2 dollars.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:17:04 AM PST
i've never heard the word cock used so frequently. cock is such a weird word.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:17:09 AM PST
what the fuck is a quetzales? i hate it when dumb people are smarter then me.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:17:58 AM PST
it's a bird dumbass.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:17:58 AM PST
i love cock... the word that is.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:18:13 AM PST
haha i thought it was a drink.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:18:39 AM PST
what does a bird have to do with my huge she-cock?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:18:53 AM PST
that word is reserved for caucasians around here, we just say dick.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:19:27 AM PST
you said falcon, i said quetzal, guess we had our own agenda.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:19:33 AM PST
dick doesnt get the point across.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:19:59 AM PST
go back to cuba.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:20:16 AM PST
oh yeah falcon..birds...yes..he is holding my falcon hostage.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:20:21 AM PST
cock just sounds silly. cock is a male friggin chicken, it's just weird. it sounds medical.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:20:44 AM PST
it only sounds medical if your foriegn.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:21:07 AM PST
please, even if i was cuban i wouldn't admit it. besides cuba's an island. i can't swim.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:21:09 AM PST
i have a huge she-male chicken.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:21:41 AM PST
oh yeah. you float. sorry. my mistake.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:21:52 AM PST
well dur, i am foreign
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:21:57 AM PST
mammeries.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:22:16 AM PST
everybody floats, so what's your point.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:22:32 AM PST
tetas
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:22:32 AM PST
mammeries float.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:22:35 AM PST
i think we need a new code word.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:23:05 AM PST
yeah falcon is gayer then....you.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:23:16 AM PST
how about mammeries?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:23:23 AM PST
my uncle raises fighting cocks and pitbulls, he's an asshole.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:23:45 AM PST
i like pitbulls.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:24:01 AM PST
they're beautiful
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:24:25 AM PST
watching animals rip each other apart isnt as much fun as it used to be.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:24:25 AM PST
but not as much as pandas, holy fuck i love pandas. i want one.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:24:46 AM PST
i want to get a pitbull and name him ryan..yes..or ned. i like ned better.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:24:50 AM PST
watching animals skinned alive makes me cry.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:25:23 AM PST
i want a shar-pei
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:25:36 AM PST
i saw that done to a rabbit..its pretty crazy.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:26:04 AM PST
i saw it done to a german sheppard. i almost killed myself.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:26:15 AM PST
i miss my cat..she loves to kill birds..thats fun to watch.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:26:34 AM PST
jodie wants her pitbull named ryans cock in her ass.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:26:57 AM PST
seen it done to a cat too. boiling water plus live cat = horrible meows.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:26:59 AM PST
she likes to torture them before she kills them but after she kills them she likes to bring them to me..i dont like that part so much.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:27:35 AM PST
i'd rather have ned's cock up my ass.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:27:39 AM PST
birds. they poop. i have 2
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:28:15 AM PST
beastiality never did catch on.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:28:24 AM PST
my friend had one of those talking birds and it constantly tried to attack me through its cage and would always tell me fuck you..scary.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:29:03 AM PST
and it would just sit there and stare at me..i hated going to her house.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:29:09 AM PST
listen. should i do that thing now or what?
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:29:19 AM PST
yes.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:30:13 AM PST
in guatemala my grandma has a bird that says gueco which means fag in spanish. he says it over and over again.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:30:24 AM PST
wow surrender, your thread got to a 100.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:30:51 AM PST
ok. later bitches.
Posted by: crippled_children_suck	Topics started: 68	Replies posted: 1338
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:31:01 AM PST
it's happened before, with more insults towards me.
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:31:14 AM PST
yeah i'm out too..bye surrender.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin	Topics started: 41	Replies posted: 3595
Tuesday, January 7th 2003 @ 12:31:16 AM PST
later
Posted by: Surrender-to-K	Topics started: 12	Replies posted: 790

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