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So I got a puppy for xmas...
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Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 08:16:51 PM PST
Is it wrong to beat it when it pees on the floor?
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 91
Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 10:24:58 PM PST
no
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 10:30:38 PM PST
i would just sternly raise your voice.
and calmly say NO! but hitting a puppy,
thats so savage..

is it a pug, those little guys are so cute
all pshed in faces and snortin like a
little choo choo.

pugs rock!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4597
Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 10:31:27 PM PST
no
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 10:34:39 PM PST
a bit louder jo like this ’NO!’
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4597
Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 10:37:29 PM PST
Can I eat it?
Posted by: broadways Topics started: 138 Replies posted: 4086
Friday, January 3rd 2003 @ 11:53:41 PM PST
YES
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:36:02 PM PST
It's a white lab named Ghengis. We haven't beat him yet but I am really tempted to sometimes.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 91
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:37:41 PM PST
watch out for the psychos out there
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:43:31 PM PST
i used to have a maltese named cosmo..that thing was annoying..they always want attention blah. i like cats, you dont have to beat them as much.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:44:35 PM PST
I used to have a pet named Lazer. Now I've promoted him to bandmate.
Posted by: Loach Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:45:00 PM PST
why?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:45:44 PM PST
haha thats great, lazers gonna love that. hey jodie whats going on?
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:46:25 PM PST
nothing at all..how are you my lovely lady?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:46:50 PM PST
Sometimes Lazer likes to touch my weiner and pretend it's a bass guitar.
Posted by: Loach Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:47:32 PM PST
i'm sorry.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:47:44 PM PST
not too bad. tired as hell, and im sure hearing about lazers experiences with dicks and whatnot is going to wake me the hell up
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:48:04 PM PST
No, it's no problem. We're both openly homosexual, and we get more fans from our on-stage sex antics.
Posted by: Loach Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:48:34 PM PST
we should really get lazer some help. especially considering how he insists on posting his picture a billion times. i dont know if he thinks its attractive but....
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:48:40 PM PST
yes well i'm done..see you guys later.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:49:19 PM PST
oh do you guys blow each other onstage while singing and playing guitar at the same time. that kind of show would be worth seeing
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:49:36 PM PST
later jodie
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:50:27 PM PST
Well, Lazer lets me use his buttcheeks as kind of a extra drum.
Posted by: Loach Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:51:18 PM PST
oh thats sexy, i gotta make sure i get out to one of your shows
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 02:56:30 PM PST
Yes, have you met Lazer? He's really openly gay. I hear he likes little boys...every night on the SickoS tour bus. I hear him liking boys from the other room.
Posted by: Loach Topics started: 2 Replies posted: 35
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 03:03:21 PM PST
You should just rip it;s head off every time it pees on the floor. it'll stop being a bad puppy then..
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 95 Replies posted: 4530
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 03:15:01 PM PST
yeah my friend kind of hinted at the little boys thing when he was stoned once. scared me a little, but i see its normal now
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 03:23:46 PM PST
SHUT THE FUCK UP SLUT!
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 92 Replies posted: 3391
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 03:52:12 PM PST
haha nice to see you too bruce. i love pissing people off so effortlessly
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 03:54:04 PM PST
you dont piss me off i just hate you DIE
Posted by: Bruce Campbell Topics started: 92 Replies posted: 3391
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 03:55:42 PM PST
in time i will.. come on dont lie
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:08:05 PM PST
ooHHHHHH PUPPY!!!

I'll give ya Dr. Harry Cooper's web site. He's australia's no. 1 vet.....only cos he's on teevee.
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 88 Replies posted: 1075
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:46:26 PM PST
bruce is such a funny funny quuuue.... king.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:47:29 PM PST
I love you jodie!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 88 Replies posted: 1075
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:47:59 PM PST
i love you screeno!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:49:32 PM PST
jodie, im still not convinced about the whole bruce being sexy thing...but then again the hottest guys are the ones that are the biggest cocksuckers
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:50:35 PM PST
bruce is definitely hot..yes..although he does weigh over 400 lbs and wears a bigger bra then me.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:51:56 PM PST
haha nice. okay you got me. i believe you now. that does sound quite sexy
Posted by: GMknockmysoxoff Topics started: 11 Replies posted: 392
Saturday, January 4th 2003 @ 07:53:14 PM PST
it is..i want to lick him..but you can help!! we'll cover more meat in a short amount of time.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3590
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