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happy birthday babe
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Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 12:02:49 PM PST
looking forward to tonight !!!
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:01:44 PM PST
me too sexy!! can't wait!!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:02:33 PM PST
yeah, you like enemas?
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:03:21 PM PST
hell yes!!! a penile enema hahahaha
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:04:59 PM PST
why do u ask??
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:05:52 PM PST
therometers in the penis? then breaking them, just like the good ol days back in 'nam
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:06:51 PM PST
sick!! you are so depraved!!! inserting glass or stainless
steel rods into the urethra of the penis is called "sounding"
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:07:13 PM PST
ok
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:08:18 PM PST
related URL
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:09:34 PM PST
it said service unavaliable, so i cant see it
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:09:39 PM PST
gross!!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:10:34 PM PST
Lazer: So I'm here now. What do we do now.
Jean: you can start by going home.
Lazer: dress up it is!
jean:no seriously. go home.
Lazer: *goes to closet* wow look at all this great stuff!
jean: hey dickhead, step away from my closet or I'll pummel you.
lazer: oh this is nice. *tries on some hose and garters*
Jean:alright, asshole. *rips hose off and chokes lazer with it*
Lazer: gag!!!! *dies*



The End
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:12:00 PM PST
yeah he stretched out that fishnet shirt i had with his flab, and it smells like my bottle of white diamonds
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:13:50 PM PST
Jeez what an inconsiderate ass... Hmmm it is my birthday you know, amanda. What did you get me? Something that starts with b and sounds like blow job? Kidding...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:14:39 PM PST
actaully its better, and it starts with a P, not kidding :)

actaully i dont own a bottle of white diamonds, so i guess it was his?
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:15:19 PM PST
flab? hardly! i'm 5' 10" 155
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:15:42 PM PST
Mmmm left over taco bell burrito.... Delicious!... Ready to go out tonight, amanda? Better bring your drinking waders... Or maybe just your drinking cap...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:15:50 PM PST
then it must be those big arms you get from jacking off so much becuase you cant get any ass
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:16:19 PM PST
although my cock is pretty fat
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:16:22 PM PST
what a nerdy picture hahah :)
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:16:41 PM PST
I think she was talking about your brain. It's very flabby... And smooth...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:16:57 PM PST
Ass? I 've been with the same girl over 2 years silly
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4590
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:17:24 PM PST
hmmm, will i be praying to the porcelin god, or perhaps not even get through the door, im way worried about that, im trying to make a copy of my school id and changing the name as a back up id....we'll see
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:18:17 PM PST
Oh he gets ass alright. lot's of gay man ass.... Your cock might be fat but that's only because it's swollen from beating it to a pulp in the closet dorr as you were coming out...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:19:17 PM PST
I think you'll be fine, amanda... Hey, lazer could you be any pinker? You like my penis...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:22:49 PM PST
Tell you what if there's ever a movie about me then you definately have the role as my penis. It's a fun role.... What do you say?..
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:24:47 PM PST
i wouldn't pass it up if i were you
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:27:30 PM PST
wow, sweet deal
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1672
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:27:39 PM PST
I meant to say you look like my penis, lazer. But you like my penis too, don't ya? I know you like my penis. You love the penis. Touch it, lazer. Come on. Okay, just blow on it then, wierdo...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:29:16 PM PST
what time you want me to head up?
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:33:34 PM PST
Did you say head? I think you did..... Ummm when ever is fine with me. I just want to clean my house a bit and work out a little, but that'll be before you even get off work... So just call me when you get off work and let me know what you want to do. We won't go out until around 9 or so, but I'd like to see you about an hour and a half before then though at the latest if you know what I'm saying,....
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:34:47 PM PST
Happy birthday Ty.
Posted by: b e n Topics started: 82 Replies posted: 1331
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:35:37 PM PST
fuck i knew you were goin there...when would you like me to travel in my car to long beach at your residence?
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:36:18 PM PST
alrighty, ill try and leave around7
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:38:44 PM PST
cool. see you tonight then. You gonna wear something special for me tonight. And no I don't mean something a retard would wear making it "special"..... thanks ben...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:40:26 PM PST
well see ;)
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:42:44 PM PST
ohhhh suprises! I like suprises UNLESS THEY SUCK! So you better make it good! Just kiddin... I'm excited. I should feel old right now, but I don't. I'm kind of excited about today. Wierd...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:43:50 PM PST
Bye bye...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:45:21 PM PST
have a good b-day ty
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1672
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:46:26 PM PST
i think that you might like this surprise, in fact maybe we'll take pictures of the event teeheeehee
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 01:50:48 PM PST
oh welll he left
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 02:18:50 PM PST
I was drifting. Old people do that... Well ummm I think yeah. Sounds very interesting and exciting. I wonder what you have in store for me... Bye bye gain...
Posted by: Ty Smith Topics started: 94 Replies posted: 4482
Thursday, January 2nd 2003 @ 02:24:02 PM PST
ok, bye
Posted by: jean Topics started: 25 Replies posted: 560
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