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How to smoke inside, without smelling up the place.
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Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 10:46:34 PM PST
Ok, here is what you do.

1.pack a bowl
2.toke
3.Cover the top of the bowl with something so smoke doesnt get out.
4.Now blow the smoke intoa garbage bag that has been tied at one end, and has a straw in the corner of the other end. You can kink the straw so the smoke stays in the bag.

It works real well, breath mints are needed if you want to be even less suspitious.

Next time your at Grammas and your bored as fuck, go for it.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 318 Replies posted: 1594
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 10:47:45 PM PST
make a spool or whatever you call it or go for a walk
Posted by: YOU SUCK Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 85
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 10:47:51 PM PST
One garbage bag can fit about 3 medium bowls worth of smoke, depending on your lung size etc.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 318 Replies posted: 1594
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 10:55:53 PM PST
5. not smoke in your house.
-z-
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 262
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:08:28 PM PST
I can’t believe theres people here who
actually have to conceal the fact that theyre
smoking the green...man just burn it and tell
mom, dad, the judge whatever to fuck off,
i can’t believe how backward pot laws are in America.
since I’ve lived here i would never go back!

you dont even have to buy the shit here, just walk around a mall,
a club or a bowling alley even! an the second hand gets you wasted
Posted by: Lazer Topics started: 31 Replies posted: 624
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:18:59 PM PST
just make a blow tube: just put fabric softener sheets in a empty toliet paper tube and blow your hit through it. every hit will smell like fresh petunias. i smoked in my parents house for 9 months and they never said a thing about it.
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 230
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:23:24 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Crotchy you may forget girls name but just tell them that idea and you will get so much love. thats the most entertaining thing i have ever heard.

Love,
Zachary
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 262
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:28:49 PM PST
thats what i ment by a spool
Posted by: YOU SUCK Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 85
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:32:19 PM PST
well then YOU SUCK. you should tell girls that and you will get laid. its a very funny idea.
-z-
ps- not that you need help getting laid.
Posted by: Zach Friendly Topics started: 14 Replies posted: 262
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:35:01 PM PST
or i know some people who does this in college you put a towel under your door and then blow the smoke out of the window but im not sure if that works. Or you could get the incent that smells like weed and leave your door open and theyll get use to it then you can jsut smoke it and they wont know the difference im not sure if that will work either
Posted by: YOU SUCK Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 85
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:39:37 PM PST
you suck has some sucky ideas...
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 230
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 11:41:20 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHA so
Posted by: YOU SUCK Topics started: 5 Replies posted: 85
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 03:25:52 AM PST
I love neon's idea!!!! Jesus!!! where did you come up with that one?
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 1047
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 07:39:08 AM PST
isn't a garbage bag full of weed smoke kind of tough to conceal though? i would just go for a walk..
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1672
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 07:47:13 AM PST
actually, before i moved out of my moms house i used a spool, or blow tube, and had inccents going, that worked pretty damn good
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1672
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 01:33:24 PM PST
Just smoke out a god damn window & use air freshner thats enough to get rid of the smell, or take to lickin those rare frogs to get wasted, there completly odourless
Posted by: The chimp Topics started: 10 Replies posted: 117
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 11:22:56 PM PST
The reason Im not all open about smoking is because I want to avoid any conflict with my parents.

They've never asked me not to smoke. We kind of keep it on a dont ask dont tell thing.

If they knew just how much I DO smoke they'd probably be pissed.

Oh, well off to my room to kill a few.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 318 Replies posted: 1594
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