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I was awaken by a strange mans voice in my house this morning, it turned out to be a COP. merry fucking christmas, huh?
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Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 01:02:57 PM PST
ok, seriously, what the fuck?! on christmas morning?! im use to having a bunch of people in the house, but this voice sounded different so it woke me up. he was talking to my roommate. i wanted to go check it out, but due to guy problems (morning wood) i decided to wait until the guy left. i come out like 10 minutes later and my roommate says "did you hear that?" im like "yeah, who the fuck was that?" he tells me it was a cop. i guess the cop was looking for some mike who USE to live there before us, he made my roommate show him his i.d., he then asked him if he knows where that mike guy lives. i told him he shouldve said "how the fuck am i suppose to know?!". grrrrrr................

i do not like cops in my house (especially when i accidentally leave my pipe out in the same room as the pig...).
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 230
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 02:22:26 PM PST
I'm sure the cop wasn't a plummer he wouldn't have noticed your pipe or pipes for that matter
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 99 Replies posted: 1929
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 03:01:05 PM PST
seriouslt, i'll neva read dat shit u typed
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 174 Replies posted: 6721
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 03:10:32 PM PST
haha that is alot....
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 99 Replies posted: 1929
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 05:26:47 PM PST
we'll just let me know when you finish your hooked on phonics program and i'll tell you a few more stories which include words more than 2 syllables long. you better get use to it, all you do on the internet is read, at least this "long" post is somewhat entertaining. and if i just keep typing, chances are you brain dead morons we'll never ever even read this. the crotchy one is the master at bullshitting, so dont tempt me to keep going and going and going....
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 230
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 05:36:13 PM PST
If I ever happen to see a cop in my house I would probably be scared as fuck.

Cops are dangerous, they have fucking guns and they are like scared little skunks waiting for something to happen so they can spray your body with gunfire.
Posted by: neongreen Topics started: 318 Replies posted: 1594
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 06:32:14 PM PST
or long message board posts, nice ego crotch fuck
Posted by: chrissneed Topics started: 99 Replies posted: 1929
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 11:39:27 PM PST
you like that character huh sneedco...hahha
just call me cc
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4551
Wednesday, December 25th 2002 @ 11:40:06 PM PST
the crotchy one is the master at bullshitting, so dont tempt me to keep going and going and going....
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4551
Thursday, December 26th 2002 @ 12:01:51 AM PST
i touched a cops gun once while it was on him and he wasnt looking..my dad almost pissed his pants and said if ever did that again he would kill me.
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3546
Thursday, December 26th 2002 @ 05:47:04 AM PST
or the cop would.
Posted by: da pheesh Topics started: 174 Replies posted: 6721
Thursday, December 26th 2002 @ 10:33:31 AM PST
I had a cop in my house for xmas too. But it was my dad so it was no big deal.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 91
Thursday, December 26th 2002 @ 11:08:00 AM PST
hey russ is that yoiur dad or your wifes dad...
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4551
Thursday, December 26th 2002 @ 11:38:01 AM PST
lazer is a master at bullshitting too, huh? interesting...
Posted by: crotchycrackers Topics started: 27 Replies posted: 230
Thursday, December 26th 2002 @ 01:20:53 PM PST
That would be my dad.
Posted by: russoloco Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 91
Friday, December 27th 2002 @ 12:23:29 AM PST
hahahaha russoloco...and yes pheesh it was pretty stupid huh?
Posted by: Jodie Sweetin Topics started: 41 Replies posted: 3546
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 03:31:05 AM PST
bbbrrrgghahaha!!!! Lazer!!! hahahah "I'm sure the cop wasn't a plummer he wouldn't have noticed your pipe or pipes for that matter" good one!!!
Posted by: My Screenname Topics started: 87 Replies posted: 1047
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 07:53:08 AM PST
hmmm, i beleive sneed said that screeno
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1672
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 12:18:35 PM PST
screeno is under the impression that I am sneed as well.
probably stemming from the fact that he hosts the SickoS™
MP3s on his server
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4551
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 12:24:12 PM PST
ahh i see, im guessing that the fact that you 97.4% of the people on this bored also played a part in her misconception
Posted by: Molesta Topics started: 8 Replies posted: 1672
Monday, December 30th 2002 @ 12:25:55 PM PST
bah! blargin!
Posted by: L Topics started: 105 Replies posted: 4551
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